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    "Not because he is gay," Ilya says as if to a child. "Because Scott Hunter is seven million years old. It's not right. He should not be with someone so young."

    Shane throws him a tiny, perfect smirk. "When Scott Hunter was his age, he wasn't even born."

    "Exactly! You get it, Hollander," Ilya says, using the excuse to throw an arm around Shane's shoulders. "We must stage intervention. Cannot let nice young man be cradle-snatched."

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    22 Dec 2025

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    It was, quite possibly, the worst thing that had ever happened to Shane.

    Two lines stared up at him from the pregnancy test. And the other pregnancy test, too. And the fancy test that actually spelled out the word pregnant. 

    Ilya fucking Rozanov had knocked him. 
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    Or: Shane deals with an unexpected pregnancy at a time in his career when this just cannot be happening.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    "You're supposed to smoke over there." Someone said from behind Ilya.

    Ilya almost dropped his cigarette. His English was shitty, but he had studied that sentence enough times over the years to understand it immediately. He didn't even think about his words much anymore, but it was impossible to avoid them.

    He turned instinctively, and was face to face with Shane fucking Hollander.

    Out of almost seven billion people, of course Ilya's soulmate had to be his fated rival. It was almost poetic. Still, Ilya had enough sense to realize just how bad this was.

    or, Shane says Ilya's soulmate words. Ilya vows to never speak a word to him to keep him from finding out. They fall in love anyway.

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    21 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    “God, you look like shit,” House chuckled, “I thought you would’ve gone home by now.”
    Wilson shook his head tiredly and took a sip of his coffee, “No, I have things to do.”
    House raised a brow, “That better be tequila in that cup.”
    “It’s scotch.”
    “Wait, seriously?”
    Wilson smiled, despite himself, “No.”

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    Or, Wilson forgets to do his department's budget report and is cramming.

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    05 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    House and Wilson argue about the spaghetti kiss in Lady and the Tramp. House suggests (for purely scientific reasons, of course) they try it out. Just to see how it works. Except they end up liking the kiss part a bit too much.

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    04 Dec 2025