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Conrad did not like what he was seeing—not one bit—but he’s a good soldier, and more importantly, Yuuri trusts him. So he says nothing.
In fact, there are many things he doesn’t say out loud: what he really thinks of Mother’s latest beau; Gwendal may or may not have been short with him too often this week; the way Yozak looks in a maid’s outfit makes him feel; how he squints, internally, at the ever-blurring line in the sand between his loyalty to his sovereign and his love for his baby brother.
But among the things he comes close to saying to Yuuri—your pitch doesn’t have enough follow-through, your signals are sloppy, you’re giving Lady Somebody the wrong idea—the thing that comes closest is, “You are absolutely not whisking my little brother off to a fake wedding."
Title from Baby Boom Baby by James Taylor. Rating might change.
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Loki doesn't want to go back to Asgard. Not with Thor. This was not his plan, and it's the one time he can't escape.
Set post-Avengers (with flashbacks to pre-Thor), pre-Dark World.
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Chase the Shadows Away by fostertheshower
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
01 Apr 2014
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Literally, the Mamma Mia! AU you never wanted! (But the bunnies. They plot.)
"Frieda Dorothy Baggins--more commonly known as Frodo on the Greek island which she and her mother, Bilbo, called home--snuck down the stone steps to the post office by herself just before sunset. She supposed she shouldn't be so afraid of getting into trouble. She was 20, a full-grown woman in most respects. She could wander around that island alone if she liked. She knew everyone, practically from the day she was born!
But how she was actually brought into this world was an entirely different story, and one, with the help of these three extra wedding invitations, she'd hoped to soon find out."
Rated for language. Rating will change later because smut hrhr
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Steve is painting. Loki is a brat.
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Don't Tell Dad by fostertheshower
Fandoms: Ask the Odd Family from Asgard, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (2012)
08 Dec 2012
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Trouble in the Thorson house!
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“Oh, gods forbid they respond positively to you doing a good thing,” Neve deadpans. She squeezes him a little again. “That’s sort of how it works, Astarion.”
She can’t even see it. Believes the best of them all so earnestly, himself included, that she can’t see how it would all fall away without her at the center. It’s enough to make a person feel like they might actually deserve it.
“And by it, you mean…?” he asks instead.
Her huffed laugh of disbelief ruffles the hair at his neck. “Friendship, you idiot,” she answers. “And the general acquisition thereof.”
Astarion cuts a sideways look at her as best he can with her still nestled so close. “And is that what we are? Friends?”
He’d meant it to tease her, and yet finds that the silence before her answer twists his stomach. Because…he doesn’t actually know, either.
“Yes, Astarion,” Neve says gently, after a moment. “I think we’re very good friends.”
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Neve and Astarion, continued. She's not a victim. Not a target. Not just one night it's better to forget. But then...whatever in the world could she be?
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- Part 2 of Mercurial World
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10 Feb 2024
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The secret to surviving is simple. It’s the execution that poses problems.
Don’t die.
It’s that easy.
auri knows people, and that's how she can tell; astarion is deeply, deeply fucked up.
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22 Jan 2024
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Forget Me Not by allyss
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
21 Sep 2025
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It’s a marriage of convenience, a way to forever strengthen the bond between the Dwarves of Erebor and the people of Dale.
Or so Sigrid tells herself.
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15 Jul 2023
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Oh, Rats! by x_los
Fandoms: The Great Mouse Detective (1986), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
24 Aug 2014
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While in disguise, Basil is mistaken for a prostitute.
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28 Jun 2023
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"So, er," Volstagg said, after several moments of silence. "Is — is — er, he — pretty?"
"He's a frost giant!" Thor shouted.
"Is that a no?" Volstagg asked.
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- Part 2 of Ten In Ten (days)
- Part 13 of Thor works
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04 Jun 2023