11 Works by freshlypickedmint
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savior complex by freshlypickedmint
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
12 Jun 2026
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what if instead of dying, Simon got teleported via wormhole (eelhole? hm) to the PHM universe. that's it that's the fic
title from, well, "Savior Complex" by Phoebe Bridgers. (originally titled "outnumber the stars" but I changed it- in case you're confused!)
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- Part 1 of bloodymary brainrot
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just to hide outside your door by freshlypickedmint, solanumflare
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 May 2026
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Grace tries and fails to fix his touch starvation, and Simon ends up in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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without any strings attached by freshlypickedmint
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 May 2026
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Simon has finally worked up the courage to try something new.
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- Part 4 of bloodymary brainrot
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when somebody needs you by freshlypickedmint, solanumflare
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 May 2026
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the much-requested followup for the events of "Like Real People Do," which, if you haven't read it, can be found as the second work in this series. This fic won't make much sense without it.
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- Part 3 of bloodymary brainrot
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like real people do by freshlypickedmint
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Apr 2026
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Simon and Grace... have a moment.
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- Part 2 of bloodymary brainrot
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watch the dominos fall by freshlypickedmint
Fandoms: Keeper of the Lost Cities Series - Shannon Messenger
04 Apr 2025
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What if a human accidentally got yeeted into the Elf world? Nothing bad would happen. Nothing at all.
In other words, if you think you'd enjoy the elves being forced to think critically for once, some slightly gratuitous and self-indulgent whump, inter-species politics, angst, torture, drama, betrayal, righteous anger, revenge, catharsis, and... maybe... healing? then this fic is for YOU! I am a nerd and an enjoyer of suffering, and I am writing this hoping to maximize both those things. Join me. JOIN MEEEEEEEEE!
Title from "Karma" by MARINA. Not important. Don't worry about it.
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Rewind. Reset. Rewrite. by DarkrystalSky, freshlypickedmint
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Jul 2024
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Rewinding the tape, going back to fix mistakes. It feels easy when you're the Pupil of the Eye and the Harbinger of the Apocalypse, but the Archive is going to find out soon that a human mind and a human body, even his own, cannot host him without consequences.
So, some changes have to be done, first.
Jonathan Sims, newly appointed Head Archivist of The Magnus Institute, is about to have a very bad time.
Illustrated by sevvaddle and DCArtCorner.
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- Part 1 of RRR
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Statement of Nina Morello, regarding fire, and its impacts on her life. by freshlypickedmint
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
10 Jan 2024
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hee hoo funky fire gal burns people in a misguided attempt to win Fear's affection
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A Dark manifestation. I couldn't think of a cool title, so I did a classic and stole a lyric fragment. Not actually related to Inkpot Gods by The Amazing Devil, though I highly recommend the song.
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There are no gods here. Wait by freshlypickedmint
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, RIORDAN Rick - Works
27 Jun 2023
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Friends, Romans, TMA fans, lend me your eyes!
I am currently reworking the first five chapters! Stay tuned for bits of those changing as I redo them. See chapter 6 for a summary of Why I Was Gone For A Bit! And I hope you enjoy the fic.Now for an actual summary.
After the events of MAG 200, Jon wakes up on Half-Blood Hill, alone and in pain and without the Eye to guide him. Two and a half thousand miles away, Martin wakes up on a different hill, near a different demigod camp, just as alone. (But never Alone. Never again.)
Or, two traumatized adults and a few dozen traumatized teens! What will they do? -
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Jon and Martin find a time-travel Leitner in Upton House and go back in time to October 2015. They Eye-smash Jonah and free Elias (yay). Then there's saving people, spending Peter Lukas' money, Martin with a knife (eventually), JonMartin angst and resolution, and overall everyone slowly healing from trauma!!!