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Curiosity, Wonder, Spontaneous Delight by cloudings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2020
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After Harry hears some rumours about Malfoy, he becomes more and more curious until he just has to get some answers. Malfoy is more than prepared to give him anything he needs, just as long as he gets something back in return.
Harry’s not sure why he’s surprised that it’s something moderately illegal.In which Ron continues to get far too many eyefuls, Hermione has had quite enough with everybody, and Harry’s not sure why enemies to friends to friends with benefits isn’t enough for him.
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Harry becomes incredibly curious, and somewhere along the line ends up accidentally falling in love with Draco Malfoy. Because of course he bloody would.
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26 Sep 2025
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7 minutes in heaven But Instead it's 1 minecraft night in a 1x2 hole by mightaswelljump
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
14 Feb 2023
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The age-old tactic of barricading yourself in a 1x2 hole in the ground is a good last resort when you're overwhelmed by mobs. A final effort to make it through the night. Tried and true.
But it turns out, fitting into such a limited space with another person is a bit more tricky.
During the one night Bdubs can't find his bed to skip to the morning, he and Etho find that out the hard way.
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05 Jul 2025
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
10 Sep 2025
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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01 Jul 2025
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The guy laughs—a warm, low sound, caramel-sweet. “You really don’t remember anything?”
“Not a blip,” Bdubs says. “Wait, I didn’t get your name. What’s your name?”
There’s a second when Bdubs thinks he won’t answer—he just looks at Bdubs, and his eyes go strangely crinkley around the corners. Then, he says, “Etho. I’m Etho, Bdubs.”
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Bdubs has amnesia. But that's not going to stop him coming to some extremely rational conclusions about the state of his own heart.
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01 Jul 2025
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Notes were made to be read (aloud) by GhoulisHaunted
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
20 Feb 2025
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Grian has a secret.
He hasn’t told anyone, and he does his damndest to hide it. For all his life, he’s never admitted it once, and no one on the Hermitcraft server has figured it out, thank god. He really doesn’t plan to tell them either.
It’s horrifically embarrassing.
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He can’t read.
Which is a problem now, because Scar invited him on a lovely evening picnic and now at the end, he’s handed Grian a handwritten note.
AKA
Grian can't read and hasn't told a soul. Scar confesses with a love letter. Grian wants to crawl into a hole and die. They kiss
IDEA CREDIT TO JULIE @MUFTIYS ON TWT!!
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01 Jul 2025
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Foolhearted by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Apr 2025
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“I’m sorry, Grian,” Scar repeated. “Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?”
For a moment, Scar thought he saw Grian’s gaze dip again, but with distance between them, and the glare from a lamp on the other man’s glasses, he couldn’t be entirely sure. It made his heart squeeze all the same.
Grian straightened, huffing, “No.”
Scar hesitated. “Are you sure?”
“Positive,” Grian said. He leaned into the couch cushions, his countenance changing with the wave of a hand. His face relaxed, his legs crossed in front of him, and a wide smile split his lips. “You’ll pay for what you’ve done in due time.”
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After an April Fool's Day prank goes wrong, and his fake flirting attempts go south, Scar has to endure an entire day of Grian giving him a taste of his own medicine.
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01 Jul 2025
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Hear My Voice by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
14 Jun 2025
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Grian slept fitfully. His dreams were odd, starting off normal and slowly deteriorating. He found himself on a beach with a map in his hands. That much was normal, routine. What was strange was the level of alarm that filtered through him once his consciousness realized Scar was not at his side.
And then, there was the song.
Faintly, Grian heard someone singing. It was a haunting sound, slow and looping. There were words, but the language in which they were spoken was garbled, lost in the melody. For some reason, he felt as though it wasn’t meant for his ears. He felt like it had picked someone else.
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Grian and Scar are sailors who delight in the adventure of exploring uncharted territory. Unbeknownst to them, they are not alone in the water.
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01 Jul 2025
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It started with the spin of a bottle, and now Harry and Draco have gotten themselves so far into their own game there's almost no way out again. Except to keep playing.
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22 Apr 2025
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Lance is married, for fuck’s sake, and Keith being weirdly comfortable with him is not helping at all – not in the slightest.
The light reflects on a piece of silver metal on Keith’s hand as his fingers play with Lance’s.
He zeroes in on it, his breath catching in his throat.
It’s a thin silver ring that sits nicely on his left ring finger, adorned with an even thinner golden band around it, perfectly matching, and mirroring the ring that Lance found on his bathroom counter this morning.
Oh, no way. No, no, no, no. Absolutely not.
This has to be some kind of cruel joke.
There is no way that the person he’s married to in the future is Keith.
or: Lance unwillingly takes one for the team and wakes up ten years in the future.
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24 Mar 2025
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“My Abuela said it,” Silvio insists. “She said you have to wear the hat, because you have a pale ass so you’re going to get skin cancer and die before Lance even wakes up.”
Keith looks between the children and the hat, too confused to glare, sweaty and horrid from pulling weeds beneath the scorching sun. “What?”
“That’s wrong,” Nadia complains, and yanks her brother down to her level to whisper the correction in his ear.
“Ooh,” Silvio amends. “Tía Veronica said you have a pale ass. My Abuela said you’re gonna die.”
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When Lance is fatally wounded during their final battle, the blue lion enters a deep hibernation with Lance inside. Unsure when or if he’ll wake, Keith is forced to wait and watch over him in the company of the people he fears most: Lance’s family.
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24 Mar 2025
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“No.” Lance says, eyes growing wide and face erupting in flames, “No, no, no, no! There’s no-” Keith’s face grows hotter too and Lance can’t handle seeing his embarrassment, “Fucking way that’s the antidote!”
“The way the Galrans got rid of the poison and got their miracle was by mating.” Regris says. “For a long period of time. Long enough for the toxins to pass, and long enough to ensure they got pregnant.”
“I’m a man!” Lance bellows, neck turning the same shade as his face. “I can’t bear children!”
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16 Feb 2025
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Keith glanced up suddenly out of impulsiveness and a burning curiosity – edging on recognition, déjà vu, something – then stilled. His fingers froze over the fly of his uniform pants, hanging half-unzipped. Standing under the steaming spray, back arched obscenely, was Lance.
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13 Feb 2025
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Maybe this thing works out (if I'm lying too) by occasionalklance (SemiRetiredAuthor) for existwound
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
19 Jan 2025
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After years of fighting in a war, all Lance wants to do is kick back and actually enjoy his twenties, a goal made easier when he inherits a house of his own soon after returning to Earth. The problem now is that he's realizing how empty it is with only one person living in such a large space, and what better way to solve that than by inviting the only other ex-paladin living on his own to move into the spare bedroom? It's a win-win; Lance gets the company he's been sorely missing and Keith saves a small fortune on rent.
And so what if they don't quite act like your typical roommates? Whose business is that but their own?
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Alternatively: post-canon + idiots in love + "and they were roommates"
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21 Jan 2025
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“Okay, but like… how big?” Pidge says, looking analytical now. “Like, guestimating, how big is this thing?”
“This is his hand,” Lance says, curling one fist on the table. He looks between his friends expectantly. They both nod. “And this is where it ends,” Lance says, raising his other hand an approximate length off the table.
Hunk’s mouth drops open. Pidge’s eyes bulge out of her head.
“Keith?” Hunk whisper-screams. “Our Keith?”
“That would kill a person,” Pidge mumbles.
Or: Keith has a monster cock and Lance is Ready™ for the fucking of his life.
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19 Jan 2025
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Lance and Keith have been best friends since first grade. Lance’s brain is always on overdrive and Keith’s blunt, realistic ass can never keep up. They both come to realize that sometimes you can learn a lot about loving yourself by loving someone else.
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18 Jan 2025
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A Sense of Identity by DaaroMoltor
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Nov 2016
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It was a Thursday afternoon at the end of March, and Bruce Wayne met Clark Kent in the way enterprising billionaires tended to meet investigative reporters: Through an interview.
Kent had posture like cooked spaghetti and wore his plaid like the strangest camouflage in history.Bruce was less than impressed.
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16 Jan 2025
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Michelin Guide to Cooking Up a Storm (in 3 Steps) by RGBpolterguyst
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
17 Jul 2022
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"Scientifically speaking-"
Great, Joel thought. Maybe the murder is worth it. He never wanted off this mortal coil more.
"-that wouldn't be enough data. We'd need like, a frame of reference, you know?"
Joel blinked at him. "What."
"Like, if you wanna know that something's special, you need to compare it to other things from the same type," Etho stammered, his voice creeping higher and softer into an awkward almost-laughter.
"So you're saying," Joel said, in a much steadier voice now. Somehow, seeing how much this is bothering Etho, made his own embarrassment seem much lesser in comparison. "That to know if kissing me is special, you have to kiss someone else first?"
The Boat Boys go out on a journey full of flavors, to find that the reward of it was waiting for them at home.
Or: 3 different soul concoctions, brewed to varying degrees of success.Bookmarked by friendlygrape
23 Jul 2024
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Sweet Talk by panch_owo (pancho_pinto)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
24 May 2024
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Joel is good at baking. Jimmy, Tango and Etho individually enlist his help for very special occasions.
Joel learns things, maybe. He isn't sure.
or: Joel helps Jimmy make cookies for Tango; helps Tango make cupcakes for Jimmy; and helps Etho bake a cake.
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15 Jul 2024
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Etho has a problem. The problem's name is Joel.
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15 Jul 2024
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“Just one more thing, Joels?”
Just as Joel was about to launch off, Iskall’s timid voice stopped him.
“I’m not gonna keep you, but-- um, okay, I’m just gonna say it. I’m gonna need you in a suit. Are you gonna be on this week, ‘cause I’m gonna need you for a thing. That I need your help with.”
AKA Iskall sets up a wedding for him and Joel, notably without telling the guest of honor. Shenanigans ensue.
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NOTE: WRITTEN BEFORE THE ISKALL SITUATION NOV 2024!
Not removing this for archival reasons. Rest assured, I do not stand with abusers such as Iskall.Bookmarked by friendlygrape
15 Jul 2024