19 Works by fritesfritesfrites
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Not Sure You Can Dismantle Me by fritesfritesfrites
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
15 Dec 2025
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Make it through studio week without crying. Your time starts now.
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Chicken In A Bag by fritesfritesfrites
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
13 Oct 2025
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Alex teaches Greg how to make QR codes. No one has any regrets.
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Busy Dressing My Lads by fritesfritesfrites
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
10 Sep 2025
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It might have been one callback too many.
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By Turning Him Into A Beekeeper by fritesfritesfrites
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
14 May 2025
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Not Measured In Monkeys, Mate by fritesfritesfrites
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
01 May 2025
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"This, Greg thinks, is the real prize. He is the perpetual winner of Taskmaster because he gets to have Alex in every state. Warm and languid, cozy in his childish jumper and jeans, going home to Greg’s bed."
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Buck knows without looking when Eddie reaches the last picture by his sudden gasp. Christopher in profile, from below. His red glasses, yellow shirt, and golden curls stand out in contrast to the grey-blue background of the sky and water behind him. He’s looking out to sea, one arm raised in excitement. It was difficult to balance holding Chris steady on the bench and getting the angle right, but Buck remembers the look of wonder and joy on his face and how deeply he had felt the need to document it in the moment.
When he turns back to look, Eddie is still frozen with his fingers held up to the screen like he’s touching the past. In between them, it is an unbelievable miracle that this boy is safe. Eddie looks up, finally, and Buck can see his glistening eyes even in the low light.
“Can you send me these?” Eddie asks in a rough voice.
Buck nods.
“It might take a while for the memory to hurt less,” Eddie says, “but I think we need this one framed.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah. This… Buck, this is why I trust him with you. Because you see him like this. Like I do.”
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Recommend Doing It Once by fritesfritesfrites
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
20 Mar 2025
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In which Alex does (and gets done by) what scares him.
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“Mm, princess,” Buck says, when he’s reaching the end of his restraint, “I think there’s one more present for you, baby.”
Eddie sits up enough to meet his eyes and his face is taken straight from the dreams Buck’s had for years longer than he’ll admit, face flushed, lips swollen, big, brown eyes begging as they catch the twinkling lights.
“You might need some help unwrapping it,” Buck continues as he takes one of Eddie’s hands and guides it to his crotch. “It’s pretty big.”
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It was the first of the too many very unsettling facts Buck had dropped in casual conversation as if they were totally normal. He’d really just added a parenthetical “I was only about four, so I hadn’t taught myself how to cry silently yet” to a story while they did inventory side by side on a slow day. What ensued was a full minute of Eddie staring at Buck trying to figure out why any kid would teach themselves to cry silently, and Buck staring at Eddie trying to figure out why any kid wouldn’t.
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The surface beneath him rumbles as Buck whispers, “just breathe, Eddie. Can you do that for me?” And yes, for all the disaster he is currently, Eddie can do that for him. Buck asked so nicely, after all.
Set ambiguously somewhere between late season 4 and early season 7.
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London Starfish by fritesfritesfrites
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
08 Nov 2024
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Never mind the clothes he’s been sweating in amidst overcrowded airports or the layer of nondescript travel grime. He’s going to sleep it off before he worries about any of that.
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- Part 2 of Big Men in the Small Hours
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An ode to 3 AM
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- Part 1 of Big Men in the Small Hours
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All the Difficult Thoughts by fritesfritesfrites
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
17 Jan 2024
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no idea, lads
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"The storm cloud that’s been encroaching in the background for weeks is now parked directly over his head and all he can do is stand in the rain and panic about a boy."
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For the longest nights, some smut to keep warm by
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My Own Private Taskmaster by fritesfritesfrites
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
04 Oct 2022
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"How am I supposed to ravish my PA if he won’t quit with the admin?”
Alex raises his eyebrows at this. “Didn’t seem to stop you before.”
“I’ve told you, I will not suck you off in your dressing room again. My knees are too old for that.”
Or: what goes on when the cameras turn off.
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Set immediately post Choosing Each Other. Greg has difficulty moving on from Alex's breakdown.
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Choosing Each Other by fritesfritesfrites
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
13 Nov 2020
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Alex is struggling, and Greg has far too many feelings