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Keyleth helps Vax recover from top surgery. They discover... new uses for her magic.
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Once upon a time, in a far-off grove of a very old forest, there lived a construct of the fae. It was not a good fae, no, nor even a wise one, but it had never been said that it was not generous...
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- Part 5 of The Inherent Romanticism of Dragons
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Raphaella lands the Aurora on a planet with unusual snow. Jonny isn't cold. Brian is.
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its taste stays on my mind by toybatteries (fruitbattery)
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
04 Aug 2020
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Self indulgent college AU. Marius meets Raphaella at a party, gets propositioned, then they both get propositioned again.
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Statement of Eynah Hornman, regarding a series of accidents while walking their dog. Original statement given July 6th, 2001. Recording by Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.
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The Inherent Romanticism of Dragons by A_Plethora_Of_Peters, Alienea, fruitbattery, Juan_Pujol_Garcia, lost_in_the_cosmos, octovoid128, orphan_account, OurBoyJace, pleasekalemenow, Sinna (OurBoyJace), tea_time_t
Fandom The Mechanisms (Band)
23 Apr 2021
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Cruel and Beautiful by fruitbattery, toybatteries (fruitbattery)
Fandom The Mechanisms (Band)
25 Feb 2021
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These are the voyages of the starship Aurora: her mission, and her crew's, to seek out new science and distant planets. To create fun, violence, violence, drinking, and more violence. They travel on the whims of fate and fracas, but occasionally Science Officer Cognizi does direct them towards a planet on which to perform Science.
(This is not a Star Trek AU, per se, I just thought the reference was funny.)
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The Mighty Nein in College 2: Explicit Boogaloo by fruitbattery
Fandom Critical Role (Web Series)
16 Jan 2019
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thinking inside the box by gummies (orphan_account)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Jan 2021
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He was too frustrated to cry, and his usual methods of distracting himself didn’t help. His mind wandered no matter what he was doing, pulling him back towards work. He’d brought some files home the other day, in what he was now considering to be a monumental mistake. No matter what he set off to do instead, Jon always found himself crawling back to those papers, edging through them at a snail’s pace that left him feeling worse than before.
Something had to give. It was for the good of his career, really. There was no way he’d ever get anything done feeling like this.
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09 Oct 2024
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Xiver is a popular and well-paid sex worker on an alien space station, and is most famous for being biologically suited to taking a lot of dick - and specifically, a lot of eggs. This makes him a perfect fit for a group of twenty wasp-like alien businesspeople looking to celebrate a corporate victory and blow off some steam by laying eggs in him. Xiver is confident this whole thing will be a breeze. His safety coordinator, Nacar, has some doubts - but that's why xe's there to keep him safe.
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09 Oct 2024
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Rite of Movement by Raxheim for GingerAlchemy
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
21 Sep 2023
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Gideon closes her eyes, and then there is nothing else in the whole universe.
First, Harrow checks her pulse, feeling the carotid artery, the jugular vein, the lymph nodes nestled under the firm line of her jaw. The sureness of those hands belies the anxiety Gideon knows still drives her, the need to feel with her own hands that Gideon is here and safe and alive.
or: after everything, each night Harrow NEEDS to check to make sure Gideon is okay, all while Gideon gets edged within an inch of her life. it's a ritual.
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between my teeth by Raxheim for beyonces_fiancee
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Jul 2024
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“I’m not a child, Pyrrha,” he says. Cam’s face is pulled into a scowl, and you like the way the skin between his eyes furrows. It’s different from how Cam does it, and you think it’s cute, and painfully endearing. “I’m—shit. I’m twenty-two, if you count the years post-mortem. Twenty if you don’t, and House age of majority is eighteen regardless.”
“I was twenty-two long before the Resurrection, ten thousand years ago,” you reply. The eggs you’re trying to cook sizzle. “You’re too young for me, Sextus."
or: New Rho. T4T² palpyrrha. found family in the sense of psychosexual roleplaying and bad meals.
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it’s not unusual by arithmonym
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Oct 2023
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Across the table, Gideon made a face. “Come on, Sex Pal, really? I love Pyrrha, but she’s practically my aunt. She’s, like, fifty!”
Camilla caught Pyrrha’s gaze behind the bar. The older woman winked at her, tossing a dish towel over her broad shoulders. Camilla was a private person; as such, she decided not to mention that she’d thrown her legs over those shoulders on Wednesday to devastating effect.
“Mhmm,” Camilla agreed. “Palamedes has always had a thing for older women.”
Camilla and Palamedes host their weekly board game night after an evening out with Gideon and Harrow. Camilla is a pill (and also a menace). Palamedes is willing to commit to the bit. Gideon and Harrow just want to get through the night without accidentally confessing their feelings for each other.
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13 Nov 2023