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    At the age of 22, Shane Hollander has never had sex. Not because he doesn't want to, but because he's strict about only sleeping with someone he's truly committed to. Except for the past few months he's regularly making out with Ilya Rozanov, his best friend of three years, and it drives Ilya so crazy that Shane lets him go jerk off in the bathroom after nothing more than just kissing. But as the weeks pass and the want between them grows, Shane starts to realize that the person he's been waiting for might have been there all along.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    “Okay boys!” Kelly called brightly. “Could we just get a handshake now?”

    One final shot. Thank God.

    Ilya extended his hand lazily, but his eyes dragged over Shane in a way that made his stomach flip unpleasantly. Or pleasantly. He couldn’t tell. Was Ilya flirting?

    No. He couldn’t possibly—

    Shane inhaled sharply and grabbed Ilya’s hand. Their palms met with an audible smack. Shane squeezed with every ounce of strength he had.

    “We’re going to destroy you this season,” he said through his teeth. He meant it. Every fiber of him meant it.

    Ilya didn’t wince. If anything, his smile deepened. “I can handle you,” he replied quietly.

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    The college situationship AU from HELL.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    “I want a lawyer,” was the only thing he could say in English before all the words evaporated from his mind.

    The defense attorney glared at him, stopping his movements for a second, before getting back to what he was doing - opening a folder, aligning some papers in front of them.

    “My name is Shane Hollander. I’m your public defender,” he introduced himself. He clicked his pen and got ready to take notes. “Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov, Russian, 25, right?”

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    Ilya is arrested and Shane Hollander is a great lawyer. And he never loses.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    After insulting a suspiciously vindictive fortune teller at a street fair, Ilya Rozanov wakes up cursed with the ability to hear people’s thoughts through touch.

    Which becomes a serious problem when he discovers his coworker Shane Hollander, who supposedly can’t stand him, is apparently thinking about him in extremely inappropriate ways constantly.

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    31 May 2026

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    “Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.

    “Hi?” the man says.

    “Hi,” Ilya says—again.

    Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.

    “Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”

    “Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.

    OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.

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    30 May 2026