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    Of course Yuna has a burner account, not just one, many in fact. She uses them for her job as Shane’s manager, to keep tabs on hockey news, the league, rumor mills, and on occasion, Rozanov.

    ———

    How Yuna comes to care for Ilya through twitter before ever meeting him. AKA Ilya clinches the title ‘favourite son’ arguably before Shane’s parents find out about their relationship.

    Spans the entire timeline of Heated Rivalry.

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    10 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 81

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    No matter the trope.
    No matter the universe.
    No matter the setup.
    They find each other.

    He rolled over, already thinking about which train he should catch to head home when he came face to face with–

    – a child.

    “AH!” Ilya squeaked, more high-pitched than he would ever admit. Her eyes widened at the undignified noise, but she didn’t say anything, nor did she back away. She was probably… six? Seven? Hell, Ilya was terrible at guessing kids’ ages. She had black hair, pulled up in pigtails, and very pretty brown eyes. She was holding a stuffed cat that looked well-loved in her arms. It seemed to be missing an eye. She gave him a once-over and suddenly Ilya felt like he was being inspected.

    Suddenly remembering that he was only wearing underwear, Ilya pulled the covers up to his chin. “Um. Hello,” he said.

    “Why are you in Dad’s bed?”

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    08 Jun 2026

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    No matter the trope.
    No matter the universe.
    No matter the setup.
    They find each other.

    “What if I am boyfriend?” Ilya asked through a mouthful of noodles.

    “Huh?” Shane paused his nibbling on a piece of eggplant. The black bean sauce was outstanding.

    “I can be the boyfriend,” Ilya said. “When is the wedding?”  

    “February fourteenth.” Shane cringed.

    “That is so…. What is word, cliche?” Ilya clarified. Shane confirmed with a nod. “Fine, I will have time off then.”

    “I-I can’t ask you to do that,” Shane stammered.

    “Is not a big deal, Hollander, you need fake boyfriend and I get a trip to, where was it, Kauai?” Ilya grinned. “It would be nice to take a week off and enjoy the sun.”

    Shane thought about it for a moment. Actually, having Ilya there could be fun. And it would definitely get his family and friends off his back about him settling down.

    “Only if it’s not too inconvenient,” Shane said, picking at the sauteed pea shoots on his plate.

    “It will be fine. I am a great boyfriend,” Ilya said.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    No matter the trope.
    No matter the universe.
    No matter the setup.
    They find each other.

    “Great, I just need some info from you.” Shane flipped to a new page in the order book and pulled out his favorite pen. “What’s your name?”

    The man tilted his head, smiling almost indulgently at him. Shane waited patiently, then smiled awkwardly when there was no name forthcoming. “You don’t know?” the man said.

    “Your name? No, I don’t– sorry, have we met before?” Shane asked, suddenly embarrassed. He didn't remember seeing this man in the shop before. Oh god, had they gone on a date and he forgot? It had been awhile since he went out with anyone, so it must have been quite a long time ago if that was the case. But Shane was sure he would remember someone who looked and sounded like that.

    The man’s smile widened. “I must just have one of those faces,” he said. “My name is Ilya.”

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    Chapters:
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    07 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?

    Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.

    +Bonus Chapter where AltWorld!Ilya wakes up confused, married, out, and carefree in Ottawa

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    Chapters:
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    07 Jun 2026

  6. Public Bookmark *

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    Ilya had seen his roommate have sex twice, which was definitely two more times than he bargained for.

    Or Shane asks Ilya for sex tips.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    At the age of 22, Shane Hollander has never had sex. Not because he doesn't want to, but because he's strict about only sleeping with someone he's truly committed to. Except for the past few months he's regularly making out with Ilya Rozanov, his best friend of three years, and it drives Ilya so crazy that Shane lets him go jerk off in the bathroom after nothing more than just kissing. But as the weeks pass and the want between them grows, Shane starts to realize that the person he's been waiting for might have been there all along.

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    03 Jun 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 80

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    “Okay boys!” Kelly called brightly. “Could we just get a handshake now?”

    One final shot. Thank God.

    Ilya extended his hand lazily, but his eyes dragged over Shane in a way that made his stomach flip unpleasantly. Or pleasantly. He couldn’t tell. Was Ilya flirting?

    No. He couldn’t possibly—

    Shane inhaled sharply and grabbed Ilya’s hand. Their palms met with an audible smack. Shane squeezed with every ounce of strength he had.

    “We’re going to destroy you this season,” he said through his teeth. He meant it. Every fiber of him meant it.

    Ilya didn’t wince. If anything, his smile deepened. “I can handle you,” he replied quietly.

    OR

    The college situationship AU from HELL.

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    02 Jun 2026

  9. Public Bookmark *

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    “I want a lawyer,” was the only thing he could say in English before all the words evaporated from his mind.

    The defense attorney glared at him, stopping his movements for a second, before getting back to what he was doing - opening a folder, aligning some papers in front of them.

    “My name is Shane Hollander. I’m your public defender,” he introduced himself. He clicked his pen and got ready to take notes. “Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov, Russian, 25, right?”

    or,
    Ilya is arrested and Shane Hollander is a great lawyer. And he never loses.

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    Chapters:
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    02 Jun 2026

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    After insulting a suspiciously vindictive fortune teller at a street fair, Ilya Rozanov wakes up cursed with the ability to hear people’s thoughts through touch.

    Which becomes a serious problem when he discovers his coworker Shane Hollander, who supposedly can’t stand him, is apparently thinking about him in extremely inappropriate ways constantly.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    31 May 2026

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    “Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.

    “Hi?” the man says.

    “Hi,” Ilya says—again.

    Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.

    “Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”

    “Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.

    OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.

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    Chapters:
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    30 May 2026

  12. Public Bookmark *

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    Shane and Ilya share a room for one snowed-in week at hockey camp.

    or an au where Ilya wakes up horny next to his rival and has to hump his bed about it

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    Chapters:
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    30 May 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    30 May 2026

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    Shane is heavier than he used to be; his weight bears down on Ilya in a new way. He’s put on pounds of muscle since Ilya last touched him like this. Ilya flattens his palms, skims them under Shane’s undershirt, feels the flat solidity of his abs, the bulk of his lats, the swell of his chest. It’s the same and it’s new, this body; it’s the boy he couldn’t stop thinking about when he was 18 and the man he loved enough to let go at 26 and the person who somehow always comes to find him when he’s lost.

    A stranger, and the love of his life.

     

    or, Ilya's father doesn't die in 2017; Ilya breaks up with Shane instead of confessing his love. They get older, but not any less stupid about each other. Shane gets a boyfriend; Ilya gets on medication; they work on becoming whole people. And they always find their way back to each other.

    OR a story for those who love Shane and Ilya's baby love but ALSO think it's hot when people in their thirties make active choices about who they are and what they want in their partner!!

    Note: the "cheating" tag refers to the relationship between Shane and his aforementioned BF, not to Shane and Ilya cheating on each other.

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    Chapters:
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    165,040

    18 May 2026

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    “You cannot go too far with a vampire. Not the way you can with a human.”

    Shane looks at him.

    “You,” he says. Very quiet.

    “Yes.”

    “You want me to feed from you.”

    Something moves across Ilya’s face so fast Shane almost misses it. “For practice,” Ilya says. “I will teach you when to stop.”

    Or: fledgling vampire Shane Hollander can’t control his bite and enlists the only other vampire he knows for help. Ilya Rozanov’s solution is to let Shane feed from him directly — without mentioning that between vampires, feeding is more intimate than sex. Shane thinks they’re practicing. Ilya knows exactly what they’re doing.

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    11 May 2026

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    “Thank you, Shane. For repairing my car.” Ilya shakes his hand one more time before pulling away. Shane might just be deluding himself once again, but he could feel how Ilya purposely dragged his palm slowly across his, even extending his fingers just so their skin would be touching each other longer; he took his time letting go. It felt way more sensual than it should be.

    His cheeks were now turning red. “Ah, don't thank me just yet, haha. Still have to actually fix your car later. But you can trust me on taking care of it, I’ll be sure to be very careful!” Shane says enthusiastically. This makes Ilya smirk again.

    “Hm. Then I will thank you tomorrow again. See you.”

    Shane Hollander works in an auto repair shop. Ilya Rozanov owns a ton of spare sports cars and has a lot of free time.

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    Comments:
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    18,842

    10 May 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 92

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    Ilya isn't afraid of adulthood.

    Not when Shane's kisses taste of joy and companionship, of a space where he can be happy for the first time without fear of it disappearing.

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    6,886

    06 May 2026

  18. Public Bookmark *

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    Ilya Rozanov can't understand what's so great about Shane Hollander. He's a conceited, vain, and superficial celebrity who only cares about money and his music. Probably. Ilya can never remember exactly what he dislikes about the man when Hollander looks at him with his mesmerizing eyes and lets him fuck him the way Ilya likes.

    Whatever, he's never had such strong principles anyway.

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    Comments:
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    2,543
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    06 May 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 43

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    “Excuse me?” To Rozanov’s merit, he does not shout the words. Instead, he says them with the calm acceptance of disbelief. “I think I must have heard you wrong. You said that you—”

    “Want you to marry me, yes,” says Shane, impatiently.

    or: In order to gain his fair share of his grandfather’s sizable inheritance, Shane Hollander must be wed. And in this moment of desperation, there is—unfortunately—only one person he can think to turn to.

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    Comments:
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    1,781

    02 May 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 73

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    Shane doesn't understand why the brand new appliances in his tenant's apartment keep breaking. Ilya doesn't understand how his sexy landlord hasn't figured out that he's trying to fuck him yet.

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    Comments:
    30
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    677
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    73
    Hits:
    4,428

    01 May 2026

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