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To succumb to the control of a Lily is a curious thing.
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Kenny McCormick looks at his list of names and bites the mangled metal end of his pencil, its eraser long since lost to the war on math. Right here, smack-dab in the middle of his Monster-stained physics notebook, is a collection of names: the names of every kid in his class who has enlisted Kenny’s help in finding a summer job.
Alternatively: Craig Tucker scores a part-time job closing at The South Park Slice, a crappy pizza joint at the end of Main Street, with a few of his classmates. Tweek Tweak is less than pleased with the new additions to the team. Things only get worse when summer rolls around and the boundary between openers and closers blurs.
*BRIEF HIATUS! The AO3 author curse struck.
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He’d been doing well.
And then he’d seen the writing on the ceiling of the chapel, and all the brittle scar tissue he’d been using to fix up his heart had sloughed right off, leaving it as raw and bleeding as the morning he realized he couldn’t hear Tweek breathe.
Like a shark smelling blood, he’d waited almost manically for another sign, nearly leaping out of his skin when he heard the chime of an achingly familiar voice ask about Stripe, the ongoing confession reduced to rabble in his ears.
“I want to see you too, Tiger… and there’s a way. You’re gonna need the book…”
(An entry for @la_norue's #dtiysrituel contest on Instagram!)
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Rinne can barely bite back an irritated 'Oh my God, her?', but he manages and simply curls his lip. “Didn’t y’all want me outta there first?”
He presses on against his better judgement, eager to get the call over with if it’s just going to be Hiiro parroting whatever bullshit their relatives spout about Rinne and what a crappy person he is.
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“Goin’ against me not once but twice in the past five minutes! Damnit, Kohaku-chan, you’ve got some nerve! I’m not gonna give ya an ounce of Build-a-Bear money if you keep acting like this!”
Kohaku stops for a second. “...Huh? Build-a-Bear?”
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(Or, Crazy:B has a rather eventful day at the mall.)
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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28 Jun 2026
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Certain names of significance among the Alori.
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19 Jun 2026
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After Spamton's Pipis crash Noelle's Cat Petterz 2 game, she responds to him and they become pen pals.
Noelle & Spamton friendship centric.
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The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half.
Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class.Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.
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The specifics of a Rose’s powers are often still debated to this day.
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Iris has a complex “injury” and seeks the aid of a Rose Demiflora.