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Thorin Oakenshield and his company find something in the blackness of an orc cave. An elf, no less. What becomes of all of them remains to be seen. After the dragonfire and orcish ire, only 9 dwarves remain and a disgraced king. Will they rise after a mighty fall?
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“Rosy is lovely! She’s the nicest snake you could ask for. Snakes get a bad reputation but people don’t even give them a chance!”
“Oh, I’m sure your… Rosy… is a very nice snake. I’ve just always had… well, a thing about them. Are you… Will you be breeding food for her?”
Crowley, now sullenly tugging the box into his apartment, looked up. “Yeah.”
“Oh.”
“Oh for crying out loud, what now?”
“It’s just… Do you really think it’s a good idea, breeding rodents in an apartment building? I mean, what if they get out?”
“That’s what this is for.” Crowley looked at him like he was an idiot. “So they don’t get out.”
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Aziraphale is outraged when his snake-keeping neighbor allows a rat to escape and it ends up loose in his apartment. When Crowley tries to make it up to him it looks like a relationship could be a real possibility... if only Aziraphale could get over his fear of snakes.Basically just ~15k words of these two idiots trying to get to know each other while navigating the terrors of being known, all under the guise of rodent control.
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17 May 2026
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The Wretched and Joyful by Bennybatchy
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Interview With the Vampire (Movie 1994), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
01 May 2026
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The book sold fast, and Louis de Pointe du Lac hated it. It wasn’t the sales themselves he disliked—no, those were a blessing; he suddenly didn’t know what to do with all his money, which was a relief after years of barely scraping by.
But what decent human being, with even a shred of literary taste, would willingly buy something so utterly vapid as The Vampire Lestat? A memoir, of all things, written by that self-proclaimed “vampire”. Printed on the front, on the last page, being all over the news since September last year. The absurdity of it all was enough to make him want to throw the entire stock into the fireplace.Admittedly, the author had the looks. And Louis hated him on first sight.
Until he didn't, that was.
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- Part 1 of Loustat AU
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06 May 2025
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Will Anybody Save Me? by MissCrazyWriter321 for escapismandsharpobjects
Fandoms: Grimm (TV)
01 Nov 2020
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He’s not altogether sure how long he’s been chained here, or how many times his captor has come in to talk to him; the beatings have run together, and he has lost track of where exactly each bruise comes from.
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- Part 1 of Comfortember 2020
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29 Jan 2023
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“A desperate mother once bargained with me for five days of moonlight to give life to her unborn children,” Khonshu remarks. “What will you stake for two lives of moonlight, Marc Spector?”
In which Marc Spector is left for dead in the Egyptian desert and is given a choice; in which Steven is a fictive in denial; in which Marc characteristically makes decisions on behalf of his loved ones without telling them exactly how anyone will benefit from said decisions; in which Steven earns a BA while Marc and Jake are working for the CIA; in which Jake is simultaneously the best and worst driver in the headspace; and in which we see the Moon Knight lads before they became Moon Knight.
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- Part 3 of Moon Knight One-Shots
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28 Apr 2022
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Do you miss reading Harry Potter? Does the fanfiction online not measure up to the standards that J.K. Rowling set through her books? Seek no more! Curated fanfiction shorts by Potterheads.
Harry Potter
Severus Snape
Draco Malfoy
Ginny Weasley
Remus Lupin
Sirius Black
James Potter and more of your favorite Harry Potter characters come alive in this anthology of diverse fan-fiction set in the wizarding world.
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Every Chapter is a unique storyline and will be continued if I get a review about it.
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Make suggestions about any imaginary HP plot /scene /situation and I shall write a new chapter based on it.Bookmarked by ghostpen
02 Mar 2022