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HorneWatchingWatching by mr-finch (soubriquet)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
13 Aug 2025
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The one rule Greg has about Alex (of which there are many smaller rules, each one of them nestled into the last) is that he cannot think about him.
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14 Sep 2025
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Not a Bad Beginning (By Far the Best Ending) by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
17 Jul 2025
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Greg is getting irritated again. “I know I’m not one of Alex’s fifty closest friends, but that doesn’t mean I don’t care."
“Did he tell you that?” Tim asks. "That you’re not one of his five hundred closest friends or whatever?"
“I said fifty,” Greg says. “Now I’m thinking it’s five hundred and I feel even worse.”
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Or: Tim has known Alex for two decades and knows him better than anyone, and still thinks he would rather die than hear Alex say something nice about him.
Greg has known Alex for almost one decade now, but he still sometimes feel like he doesn't know him at all.
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17 Jul 2025
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“Are Alex Horne and Greg Davies in love?”
Knowing titters and nervous giggles rippled across the room.
“Well the answer is no, but I’ll be honest with you,” he paused, pressed a finger to his lips, letting the tension build just so. “Part of me... would quite like him to fuck me.”
…Wait.
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17 May 2025
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“I brought beer,” Tim told him, fishing a can out of the bag and holding it out to Greg, who took it, surprised and surprisingly gratified at the thought. “Figured this might be easier to do with a little, er, liquid courage.”
“Why, are you nervous?” Greg asked, cracking the beer open.
Tim glanced up at him, both eyebrows raised. “I mean, look at the size of you,” he said, and Greg scowled. “I’d be a fucking idiot not to be nervous.” He fiddled with the pull tab of his beer can. “Besides, I wasn’t lying. I’ve never done this before.”
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15 Apr 2025
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No Words by AllTheInformationIsOnTheTask (IneffablySmitten)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
28 Mar 2025
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Being on a trip like this one, where they were literally required to be together all the time, it was pure torture, but in the strange way of being everything he had ever dreamed of and could never have. It was bliss and agony, all wrapped up in one neat package for him to battle with constantly.
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29 Mar 2025