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WANTED: Female, aged 20-30, to be my date for Christmas eve dinner with my Italian-American family. Must be willing to eat my mom’s cooking. No physical intimacy required. No strings attached—I will drive you home after. 4pm-10pm, 12/24. Salary negotiable. Call Carmen: (773) 555-0901.
OR: The one in which Sydney just needs a job, and Carmy will die before he proves Richie right.
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Zuko is courting Katara, and with every passing day finds new and insane ways of showing that he would quite literally move the spirit world and earth to make her happy.
In hindsight, it probably would've been better if Sokka had realised he was in love with Zuko at literally any time before this. Or preferably, never fallen for his best friend in the first place.
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Zuko is the weakest of the sun gods. He is the winter sun, and seldom do people pray to him, offer sacrifice in comparison to their worship of summer sun god Ozai, their terror of the fire and lightning of Azula. So imagine his surprise, everyone's surprise when there is a call from one of the temple's that there is a sacrificial human waiting for Zuko.
He isn't in the mood to kill a human, so goes down to free the foolish man. Only to discover that Sokka is there willingly, and is offering up a very different sort of sacrifice than most people do.
Chapter 1 is rated T because it is all conversation and shenanigans. Chapter 2 is rated E for the ritual sex. So if you just want a very confused god enjoy the first chapter, if you want pwp stick around for chapter 2!
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“Shiro, I fucked up,” Keith blurted, wringing his hands.
Shiro paused mid-punch, shooting him a quizzical look. “What? What happened?”
“I think,” Keith whispered, “I think I accidentally roofied Lance. With my dick.”
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- Part 1 of How To Train Your Galra
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mastering the art of just going with it by thatsnotrelevant
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
14 Aug 2020
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He was caught on one word that Sokka had said. Engaged. His mind latched onto that, and conjured up images of rings and a wedding. Marriage.
Sokka kept talking, but Zuko couldn’t hear him over the blood roaring in his ears. If he had been engaged to marry an American citizen, he wouldn’t have to go back to Japan and wait to refile for another work visa. He could stay here, and never have to see his father again.
Zuko’s gaze roamed over Sokka. He wasn’t married, or seeing anyone, Zuko knew that. Sokka always complained about being single, and the one time he had gone on a date in their past several years of working together, Sokka hadn’t shut up about it for a week. Zuko would know if Sokka was currently seeing anyone, and he wasn’t.
There it was. His way out.
aka Zuko and Sokka decide to get fake married so Zuko doesn't get deported, but they have to go through a weekend in Sokka's hometown pretending to be a couple for his family before they can do it