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WANTED: Female, aged 20-30, to be my date for Christmas eve dinner with my Italian-American family. Must be willing to eat my mom’s cooking. No physical intimacy required. No strings attached—I will drive you home after. 4pm-10pm, 12/24. Salary negotiable. Call Carmen: (773) 555-0901.
OR: The one in which Sydney just needs a job, and Carmy will die before he proves Richie right.
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Zuko is courting Katara, and with every passing day finds new and insane ways of showing that he would quite literally move the spirit world and earth to make her happy.
In hindsight, it probably would've been better if Sokka had realised he was in love with Zuko at literally any time before this. Or preferably, never fallen for his best friend in the first place.
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Zuko is the weakest of the sun gods. He is the winter sun, and seldom do people pray to him, offer sacrifice in comparison to their worship of summer sun god Ozai, their terror of the fire and lightning of Azula. So imagine his surprise, everyone's surprise when there is a call from one of the temple's that there is a sacrificial human waiting for Zuko.
He isn't in the mood to kill a human, so goes down to free the foolish man. Only to discover that Sokka is there willingly, and is offering up a very different sort of sacrifice than most people do.
Chapter 1 is rated T because it is all conversation and shenanigans. Chapter 2 is rated E for the ritual sex. So if you just want a very confused god enjoy the first chapter, if you want pwp stick around for chapter 2!
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“Shiro, I fucked up,” Keith blurted, wringing his hands.
Shiro paused mid-punch, shooting him a quizzical look. “What? What happened?”
“I think,” Keith whispered, “I think I accidentally roofied Lance. With my dick.”
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- Part 1 of How To Train Your Galra
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mastering the art of just going with it by thatsnotrelevant
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
14 Aug 2020
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He was caught on one word that Sokka had said. Engaged. His mind latched onto that, and conjured up images of rings and a wedding. Marriage.
Sokka kept talking, but Zuko couldn’t hear him over the blood roaring in his ears. If he had been engaged to marry an American citizen, he wouldn’t have to go back to Japan and wait to refile for another work visa. He could stay here, and never have to see his father again.
Zuko’s gaze roamed over Sokka. He wasn’t married, or seeing anyone, Zuko knew that. Sokka always complained about being single, and the one time he had gone on a date in their past several years of working together, Sokka hadn’t shut up about it for a week. Zuko would know if Sokka was currently seeing anyone, and he wasn’t.
There it was. His way out.
aka Zuko and Sokka decide to get fake married so Zuko doesn't get deported, but they have to go through a weekend in Sokka's hometown pretending to be a couple for his family before they can do it
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“Hm, care to put your money where your mouth is?” Toph asks before he can respond.
Sokka glowers, aware of the eyes on them. “Bring it.”
“How ‘bout we make it interesting then and set up a nice clean bet. Nothing crazy.”
Bookmarked by goattholomew
21 Jun 2026
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Thirty-One Days of Night by aLittleBirdToldMe
Fandoms: Dracula (TV 2020), Dracula & Related Fandoms, Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897)
20 Aug 2026
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Thirst. Agony. Sensory overload. Hatred. Yet, amidst it all, another revelation emerges. Freshly-Turned Jonathan discovers a few things he didn't know about vampirism until now - including just how strong an immortal's sex drive can be in his first month of existence. Luckily, Dracula is more than eager to satisfy these cravings.
Or: The Vampire Heat!AU
Chapters are inspired by Whumptober 2023 prompts
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If It's A Highway by there_must_be_a_lock
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Red Hood: Lost Days, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies)
02 Jun 2023
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Bucky’s been running for a week when the supposedly-untraceable burner phone he stole from a Hydra warehouse starts ringing. He’s in a gas station bathroom off a remote highway close to the Croatian border, getting ready to bleach his hair; the ringtone bounces shrilly off the bare tiles and makes his jaw clench tight.
[Or: the one where Bucky is hired to train Jason, and he ends up learning a thing or two himself.]
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- Part 1 of Bulletproof Heart
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Mystery Work
Part of Private
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by goattholomew
22 Jul 2025
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𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘏𝘦 𝘞𝘢𝘴 𝘞𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘞𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 by lastoftruebeliever
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), WandaVision (TV), Captain Marvel (2019)
15 Jul 2025
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: Lord James Barnes is a rake, a newly minted earl, and precisely the kind of man your mother warned you not to dance with—mostly because he’ll flirt, vanish, and make you question your heterosexuality by dessert.
Marquess Sam Wilson is dutiful, devastating, and utterly uninterested in rekindling the scandalous tension he once shared with the Ton’s most charming catastrophe.
Unfortunately for both of them, Queen Shuri is being crowned, emotions are running high, cravats are tight, and the ballroom is far too small to avoid each other—or the past.
Two titles. One wicked history. And a slow burn so indecent it might get them both exiled.Bookmarked by goattholomew
16 Jul 2025
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drop dead, gorgeous by thewunderkind
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Nov 2021
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It's been eight years since Izuku last logged in. When he gets the chance to do so, he discovers that he's married to a user named Ground Zero. Apparently, the husband he's had eight years ago 「 King Explosion Murder 」 patiently waited and has somehow not divorced him. Also, for some reason said husband is now a professional player.
Or the one wherein Izuku learns about the horrors of online — not really — dating.
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- English
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- 111,598
- Chapters:
- 45/45
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Bookmarked by goattholomew
14 Jul 2025
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when he sways (my heart sways with him) by jacksbrokenheart
Fandoms: Avatar (Cameron Movies)
02 Jul 2025
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The day Ao'nung meets his soulmate is painfully mundane.
The warmth simply spills on Ao’nung’s nape like sunlight, reminding him of his soulmate mark, the eywasil’s existence, and all its symbolizes, as familiar as the name he gets later, never heard and yet always known.
That's all there is to it. The familiarity.
The oh, so it’s you.
Finally, there’s you.
I’ve been missing you, since before I took my first breath.
Here you are, Neteyam.
Ao'nung was born Nì’aw, the marked one, one of the Syawntu, which means somewhere there, there's his soulmate, his fated one, his Txe’lan, to whom his heart sings.
Ao'nung hates it. He wishes he could be normal, fall for anyone, wishes he could spend his days without this fathomless longing inside of his chest that knows no direction.
But then, one day, six Omatikaya come from the sky and when he lays his eyes on one of them, he can't imagine the world could ever be any different.
title from kalam eineh by sherine
part 2 ongoing!!
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- Part 1 of glimpse of us
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- English
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- 252,667
- Chapters:
- 40/40
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02 Jul 2025
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oak tree by crunchrapsupreme
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Mar 2018
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Katsuki's words die in his throat as he glances into the archway of the living room to see a small crowd of people surrounding a guy with unruly green hair. His back is towards him, so Katsuki can’t see his face, but Katsuki's eyes widen as he sees the dude actually lift a girl up in the air over his head, then back down, and then up again - and it’s then Katsuki realizes the dude is legit bench pressing a fucking person.
"Yeah, I'm gonna ride that," Katsuki says.
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- 2/3
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Bookmarked by goattholomew
12 Jun 2025
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To Win You Again (with trembling hands) by DoesItSaySassOnMyUniform
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 Aug 2020
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Every night he feels it - hands that are warm caress his skin, and lips that are too soft drag down his throat.
At night, Bakugou can pretend that Deku is someone he can love.
And then wakes up.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 38,411
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 15
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- 163
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31 May 2025
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Room 1217 by PossiblyNya
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 May 2019
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When Izuku found his room again, he could hear music behind the door- loud, with lots of screaming and guitars. His heart sunk a little, but he tried not to pass judgement too quickly. The guy inside was alone right now, after all. He’d probably use headphones once he met his new roommate, right? Izuku took a deep breath and twisted the doorknob, pushing it open as casually as he could to hide his nerves. He thought about the greeting he'd rehearsed in the mirror earlier today.
“Hey! I didn’t see you here earlier! It's nice to meet you, I’m--” Izuku froze in the doorway, the other man in the room mirroring him. He was holding up a sweater, clearly in the middle of putting it on a hanger when Izuku had barged in. Izuku had been preparing for a lot of possibilities behind the door, but this was not on his list.
Blond, spiky hair, and eyes like fire with a temperament to match. Katsuki Bakugou, undoubtedly.
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- English
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- 69,499
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- 12/12
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- 4
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- 727
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31 May 2025
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I, the forgotten by Docileroll
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
05 Apr 2026
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Everything was fucked. Confused, betrayed, angry, hurt won’t even begin to cover how he felt, but Jason wasn’t going to stay put as they cart him off to Arkham for the simple mistake of being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
He wasn’t going back there, not to Arkham, never again.
Fortunately he wouldn’t have to try to run, the portal swallowing him whole did all the work for him, now he was in a completely strange house with a gun to his forehead and a man with a metal arm staring him down.
He was never going to be offered mercy, is he?
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- Part 1 of The forgotten
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 170,436
- Chapters:
- 26/?
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- 5
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- 1,461
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Bookmarked by goattholomew
31 Mar 2025
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I Just Wanted a Grilled Cheese, Man by ReaderRevolution
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
08 Feb 2025
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Danny just wanted a grilled cheese. That was it. He did not want to accidentally kill the Joker. He did not want to be on Batman’s radar. And he definitely did not want Red Hood to kiss him, cry on him, and then propose all within the span of ten minutes.
But here he is. In Gotham. Standing over Joker’s corpse. With a very emotionally compromised vigilante looking at him like he just hung the damn stars.
Danny is so, so tired.
Or,
My take on Danny accidentally killing the Joker.
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- Part 13 of Ghosts Among Us
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,773
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 10
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- 440
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30 Mar 2025
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Existential Crisis Mode by LuciaInTheSky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Aug 2026
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Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.
Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.
It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.
Finally, something interesting to deal with.
Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.
Because there’s always a goddamn cult.
(Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)
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- Part 1 of Crisis of Faith
- Part 1 of The Spideyhood Obsession Continues (More at Five)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 348,499
- Chapters:
- 63/?
- Collections:
- 78
- Comments:
- 18,210
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- 34,107
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29 Mar 2025
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I see the scars in your eyes by SamuelBRG
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
29 Oct 2025
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Miles Morales is like a brother to Peter Parker.
While fighting a new threat Miles falls into an unknown portal, Peter couldn't let him fall into the unknown all by himself.
They end up in another universe, in a strange city called Gotham....In Gotham with no clear way out Peter quickly befriends the coolest guy he had ever seen.
And Miles is quick to befriend two strange, but nice guys they met at a place they definitely should not be.
Jason Todd / Peter Parker is the main ship.
There is a sequel 🤗Series
- Part 1 of Peter and Miles in Gotham
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 222,930
- Chapters:
- 61/61
- Comments:
- 306
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- 1,582
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Bookmarked by goattholomew
28 Mar 2025
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Public Bookmark 259
Mystery Work
Part of archived fics from sleepberries
Summary
This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by goattholomew
25 Mar 2025