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Heard It Through The Heart Line by EeveebethFejvu for jantelaw
Fandoms: Dishonored (Video Game) - Fandom
15 Aug 2014
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The Heart reveals many secrets about the world and the people around Corvo. Sometimes too many secrets.
If Corvo didn’t know any better, he might even say the Heart is a bit of a gossip.
Written for Tumblr's Fugue Feast in July 2014, based on the prompt "#Corvo and hounds pub peeps, gen, humour (before they got Emily back though)" with a smidgen of "#Corvo/Outsider, anything with these two, whether romantical or cheeky".
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19 Nov 2025
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“Herr Strauss,” Arthur greets, teeth gritted, plastering a fake smile onto his face. “How goes your money lendin’ business?”
“Ah, Herr Morgan.” Strauss turns on the rock, beady eyes swivelling around to peer up at him behind his spectacles. “It’s going swimmingly. As I like to say, Herr Morgan, there exists not a debtor who is unable to pay, only a debtor who is unwilling to pay. A little prod is all that is needed!”
Arthur sighs. “Okay,” he says, ready to confront the inevitable. “Well, do you need me to… prod anyone for you?”
“Ah! Not right now, Herr Morgan, not right now,” Strauss says. Arthur looks at him, confused. “As I said, swimmingly! I gave Herr Smith a list of debtors a few days back and he’s managed to get the money from all of them. Efficient work, that man does, though that leaves none for you, I’m afraid.”
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In which Arthur dies, lives, and almost dies again at the shock of it. And he swears that this time, in his future, he will not make the mistakes of his past.
And little does he know, he's not in this alone.
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03 Mar 2025
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A Marriage of Cultural Misunderstandings by Rhythm_of_Lesbianism
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
08 Feb 2025
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As a part of the newly-signed peace treaty between the Listeners and Dalinar Kholin, Navani has arranged a causal betrothal between a Listener and an Alethi brightlord. At least, that's what the Alethi think is going on. Eshonai and the Listeners, on the other hand, believe that they have arranged for an exchange of envoys between their two peoples. Rlain, the former Listener spy, is nominated by them to act as their envoy to the Alethi. Meanwhile, the Alethi highprinces take their chance to punish Dalinar Kholin by forcing his younger son into the betrothal. What happens next is complicated by a lack of knowledge on both sides, Rlain and Renarin's growing feelings towards each other, and a certain scheming highprince.
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08 Jan 2025
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Lassiter takes on his hardest undercover operation yet: pretending to be a man with his life together at Victoria’s wedding. He needs a plus one to complete the act.
Obviously, he brings Shawn.
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03 Dec 2024
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Oh Mistleslice, oh Mistleslice, how slimy are thy juices.
Humphrey's neck slice is a thin slither of meat with many abilities, one of which is matchmaking...
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- Part 3 of Humphrey Dumpty {The Neck Slice Saga}