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i'm battling with my flesh by palemoonlight (goffard)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
30 Apr 2026
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mattjay nsfw art collection by yours truly (jay-centric)
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to make the pain defuse the flame by goffard
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
02 Apr 2026
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"Chrissakes, Bird! Is it that hard to remember to lock the door? You're really fuckin' lucky it was me instead of some junkie off his 'scrip," he laughs as he fumbles around in the pockets of Jay's coat, fishing her keyring from the lint-flecked depths. "Holy, can you imagine? If it was anyone but me, who knows what- what could've..."
He trails off, his gaze flicking back over to the couch.
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The overhead light shines behind him in a halo, casting his face in shadow. He tilts his head like a curious puppy as you rush to stand at attention, smiling meekly up at him under your poor excuse for a salute. You swear he cracks a grin before his hands are on you.
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Tagged as M/F, but neutral enough to read as otherwise if you are so inclined. The word "cunt" is used once.
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if you ever feel safe just know i'm out there by twinsneks (goffard)
Fandoms: Metal Gear (Video Games)
03 Mar 2026
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Various MGS Art (Mostly NSFW & Liquid Related). Right what it says on the tin. Artworks of varying quality.
Interested, but see a tag you don't like? Check CH.1 for chapter specific tags, not all tags apply to all chapters.
I'll try to add on semi-regularly, but I'm a lazy hobbyist. Sorry!
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knee deep in the poacher's dream by goffard
Fandoms: You Kill Me Every Time: Strade (Gatobob Visual Novel)
27 Aug 2025
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The collar sits on the ground. The stumps of her fingers ache. She can't breathe.
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I Get U by cutedeadboys
Fandoms: Whitest Kids U' Know RPF, The Whitest Kids U' Know (TV) RPF
11 May 2026
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“Stay with me?”
He sighed, squeezing his eyes shut and taking a deep breath. Then he crawled over me, laying in bed right next to me, so close I could feel the warmth radiating from his chest when he turned over onto his side.
“Jesus, talk about jailbait,” he murmured under his breath.
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Comment te dire adieu by honolulublue (tamiyacement)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Operation Avalanche (2016), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
23 Apr 2026
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Jay snickers. He gets it now: this is just another plan, another stupid plan, just like the one he was talking about last night. Something about time travel, and Back to the Future and the van. "Yeah, illegal time travel. For sure thought I was getting away with that. Okay, what is this?"
Matt goes quiet. The helpless victim in the chair sits there for a few seconds. The seconds feel longer and longer the more he's expected to wait it out.
"Matt?"
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CIA Agent Matt Johnson interrogates a rogue time traveler using new and novel techniques.
Bookmarked by palemoonlight (goffard)
23 Apr 2026
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The Lovely Housewife, Billions in Debt by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Real Person Fiction
20 Mar 2021
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“F-faggot streamer, right? Whatever, whatever. That’s--That’s really mean to say, y-you guys.” He’s cool, though, he has to be. He’s not supposed to enjoy this, he’s got to make this seem like it definitely wasn’t the best thing he’s ever felt, and moves to look at his caged cock, trying to ignore how blissfully pitiful this whole thing was. It aches.
“You’re the perverted ones here, chat,--Not me! I-I didn’t want this.”
Like they’re going to believe that.
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What a Charmer You've Become, Mr. Gallo by honolulublue (tamiyacement)
Fandoms: The Dirties (2013)
20 Apr 2026
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The world seems to revolve around him in that singular moment, with the way his eyes light up and the sun begins to frame his blond curls. Owen didn't even really know he was blond until now, or hadn't considered it to this degree. It makes his heart feel weird. He wants to take a picture and keep it forever.
OR: Matt and Owen take in the cinematography of life and hallucinate a dead wife montage.
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Hawke and Fenris experiment with power.
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