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I Get U by cutedeadboys
Fandoms: Whitest Kids U' Know RPF, The Whitest Kids U' Know (TV) RPF
11 May 2026
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“Stay with me?”
He sighed, squeezing his eyes shut and taking a deep breath. Then he crawled over me, laying in bed right next to me, so close I could feel the warmth radiating from his chest when he turned over onto his side.
“Jesus, talk about jailbait,” he murmured under his breath.
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Comment te dire adieu by honolulublue (tamiyacement)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Operation Avalanche (2016), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
23 Apr 2026
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Jay snickers. He gets it now: this is just another plan, another stupid plan, just like the one he was talking about last night. Something about time travel, and Back to the Future and the van. "Yeah, illegal time travel. For sure thought I was getting away with that. Okay, what is this?"
Matt goes quiet. The helpless victim in the chair sits there for a few seconds. The seconds feel longer and longer the more he's expected to wait it out.
"Matt?"
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CIA Agent Matt Johnson interrogates a rogue time traveler using new and novel techniques.
Bookmarked by palemoonlight (goffard)
23 Apr 2026
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What a Charmer You've Become, Mr. Gallo by honolulublue (tamiyacement)
Fandoms: The Dirties (2013)
20 Apr 2026
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The world seems to revolve around him in that singular moment, with the way his eyes light up and the sun begins to frame his blond curls. Owen didn't even really know he was blond until now, or hadn't considered it to this degree. It makes his heart feel weird. He wants to take a picture and keep it forever.
OR: Matt and Owen take in the cinematography of life and hallucinate a dead wife montage.
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The Matt Johnson Girlfriend Experience by Wheat From Chaff (wheatfromchaff)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
15 Apr 2026
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"See, this," Jay says, panting. "This is how you treat your girl."
"Is that what you are, Bird?" Matt asks, inches from Jay's skin. "My girl?"
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Matt discovers a nude photo of one of Jay's past hookups on his phone.
Bookmarked by palemoonlight (goffard)
15 Apr 2026
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The Bad Dream by Nessfuratu
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
08 Apr 2026
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It had been two weeks since Matt and Jay skydived (skydove? skydiven?) off of the CN tower. Two weeks since they were banned from the Rogers Centre. Two weeks since Jay's jarring change in demeanor.
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Jay has a nightmare and Matt is a freak about it
Bookmarked by palemoonlight (goffard)
08 Apr 2026
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Jay wakes up and Matt isn’t home.
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Could there be a sweeter arrangement? Over and over
he gets to ask.
I get to tell.Bookmarked by palemoonlight (goffard)
27 Mar 2026
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Matt had always been stronger than Jay. Whenever they fought as kids, he would always end up overpowered; manhandled and forced into submission. After a while—Enough time for a growth spurt—He learned to use his height and agility to his advantage, dodging and ducking under thrown punches. Matt hated that. He'd say he won about half the time. Today just wasn't one of his days.
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Matt and Jay fight (and then fuck)
Bookmarked by palemoonlight (goffard)
26 Mar 2026
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"Normally I think this would be the part where I face fuck you, but the whole biting thing? Not going to fly, Birdie." A pause. "Spit."
"Matt—"
The grip on his hair tightens.
"Be a good boy for me, please?" The praise makes Jay's blood run hot. "Spit."
Bookmarked by palemoonlight (goffard)
20 Mar 2026
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“Plan,” Matt exclaims as he bursts down the stairs. “Plan, plan, really good plan. Really fucking good plan, Jay.”
Jay, who had been half asleep on the couch, blinks awake. He had been dreaming. They had been on a picnic in the park. It was empty save for the two of them and, actually, maybe they were in a meadow. There were flowers everywhere and they were sharing a big sandwich, and Jay was wearing a — huh. Matt stands on the couch over him, a foot on either side of his body, and Jay watches as he writes in big letters: Dress Plan. And then underlines it a few times.
Bookmarked by palemoonlight (goffard)
19 Mar 2026
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Effington by Wheat From Chaff (wheatfromchaff)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
18 Mar 2026
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There is something wrong with them. There must be. Because it's been a week since Jay came back from 2008, since they'd kissed, and they haven't been able to stop. They've barely come up for air. Jay had managed to get dressed on the first morning but it didn't last long. Matt was strong and impatient. Jay gave up on shirts with buttons by the afternoon. Gave up on wearing anything other than sweats or briefs by the second day.
Matt wants him all the time. And Jay wants what Matt wants. He really, really, really does.
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- Part 2 of Whatever & Ever, Amen
Bookmarked by palemoonlight (goffard)
19 Mar 2026
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It’s no use. His head feels heavy and his cheeks feel burning hot and there’s not much else he can describe about his world right now. But somewhere deep down inside, where feelings have names again, he’s scared. Something’s wrong.
Matt sees his friend look up at him with red and glassy eyes.
“What did… you do?” Jay asks in a tiny voice, and guilt skewers Matt like a trident thrown straight from God.
Bookmarked by palemoonlight (goffard)
17 Mar 2026
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After another failed plan, Jay is desperate to get something to eat. He needs a favour, that's all.
Bookmarked by palemoonlight (goffard)
16 Mar 2026
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Hawke and Fenris experiment with power.
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The Lovely Housewife, Billions in Debt by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Real Person Fiction
20 Mar 2021
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“F-faggot streamer, right? Whatever, whatever. That’s--That’s really mean to say, y-you guys.” He’s cool, though, he has to be. He’s not supposed to enjoy this, he’s got to make this seem like it definitely wasn’t the best thing he’s ever felt, and moves to look at his caged cock, trying to ignore how blissfully pitiful this whole thing was. It aches.
“You’re the perverted ones here, chat,--Not me! I-I didn’t want this.”
Like they’re going to believe that.
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i do not condone any of this in real life!
Bookmarked by twinsneks (goffard)
25 Feb 2026
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The sound through the earpiece is unmistakable. A wet, rasping tongue dragging over mylar-covered fingers.
Lick me clean, she’s saying without words.
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- Part 1 of Talk Dirty to Me
Bookmarked by twinsneks (goffard)
18 Feb 2026
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Quiet teases Venom on a long helicopter ride, Pequod deserves a raise.
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Bookmarked by twinsneks (goffard)
18 Feb 2026
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God, she knows she shouldn’t be doing this again. She was born Catholic, and devout she was, until war caused her to question the existence of a higher power, but now she can only think of Jack when she thinks of the Bible. Didn’t Jesus offer salvation?
She was ‘The Boss’ now, a title she never thought she deserved. She hadn’t adjusted to the new name, as she was too attached to ‘The Joy’, ironic considering the misery she was left with in the absence of her beloved family, not to mention the abduction of her baby. It was only when Jack called her Boss that she had ever connected to the title, and now he’s here in her private quarters, when she had explicitly told him to go to bed an hour ago...
Bookmarked by twinsneks (goffard)
17 Feb 2026
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PEQUOD IF YOU’RE OUT THERE COMMENT YOUR DISCORD ID
David’s history with younger girls probably should have prepared Hal for this, but what other choice did the two of them have?
Bookmarked by twinsneks (goffard)
14 Feb 2026
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bb/eva/ocelot fanart quickie
Bookmarked by twinsneks (goffard)
04 Feb 2026