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"So you're telling me... they have hot alien strippers... in SPACE?!"
An AU in which instead of Zim being sent to Foodcourtia for his punishment, he was sent to Vort; An industrialized planet, home to the universes more unsavory characters, universal black market, and strip clubs that house many different alien dancers- taking the word "exotic" to a more literal meaning.
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16 Mar 2020
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After receiving a report from Swollen Eyeball of a malicious entity responsible for a total of 13 deaths, Dib is assigned to the investigation. Unfortunately, he doesn't have a choice but to bring his new self-proclaimed 'partner' along as well.
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29 Jan 2020
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Dib finds Zim following him out on one of his cryptic hunting investigations, and the two of them find something that's way in over their heads. Shenanigans ensure. Someone is threatening to make someone else eat a slug, someone gets lured away into the woods, and oh, Dib gets shish-kabobed.
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25 Jan 2020
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All it took was a crash landing in a part of the nature preserve and state park you lived in and patrolled. Now you find yourself dealing with a rather spoiled and bossy alien ruler that is marooned on Earth. And from what it looks like, he’s not getting out of your hair anytime soon.
*Indefinite hiatus*
*Updates will typically be on a Friday, Saturday or Sunday. I will try to keep it consistent and update at least once every few weeks, all depending on work, other fics/projects and other life things that go on. Thanks for understanding!*
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- Part 2 of Of Irk and Earth
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23 Jan 2020
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Everything was going smoothly until you run into Red and Purple.
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12 Jan 2020
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As an Irken Smeetery Drone you are tasked with the upbringing of future Irken soldiers and those who will help bring the empire to power and glory. You know this but you are powerless to do anything but spoil and coddle the smeets.
You catch the eye of the Tallest Red.
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Irken!Reader x Almighty Talleat Red
I'm so rusty at smut
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11 Jan 2020
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It has been eight years since Zim arrived on Earth, and Dib's relationship with him is increasingly confused. One day, during a failed experiment, Dib almost dies during an explosion. But zim wouldn't let that damn baby-worm die like that!
So Zim gave Dib a new body.
An Irken body.
Three years after the explosion, when Dib finally woke up, things were very different from what the ex-human remembered.
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10 Jan 2020
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(03/14/2020) Due to Plot happening, I have updated the summary!
If you don’t have a decent family, make one!
That’s sure not what either Zim or Dib set out to do, but when Zim somehow manages to get pregnant (hint: Dib probably has something to do with it), that option starts to look more and more likely. Maybe even ... preferable??
This was going to be a gloriously disgusting smutfest ... but now it’s a gloriously disgusting smutfest that also explores themes of trust, redemption, reconciliation, free will, and what it means to be a family.
It’s the found-family, E-for-Explicit disasterpiece you didn’t know you were waiting for, and it has a little bit of everything: romance, adventure, mpreg, heartfelt reconciliations, at least one explicit and lengthy sex scene per chapter, more about Irken biology than you ever wanted to know, mpreg, emotional drama, egg laying, Dib learning how to be a fucking human being, mpreg, lots of crying, Zim going from sexually repressed to hyper sexual, more mpreg …
This is mpreg porn with an Actual Fucking Plot. I don’t know how else to warn you.
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31 Dec 2019
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Its been 5 years since the main events of the series. Dib and Zim are still stuck together. But now it's in Highschool and Dib got handsome and most importantly, Tall. This tortures Zim on a daily basis. And as if that werent enough, Keef is back, and even clingier than before. But Zim finds a way to deal with both of his problems at once.
Inspired by the amazing Art of @fuwafuwamarii on twitter; (NSFW /18 plus)
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19 Dec 2019
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Zim stood in cautious silence. He frowned down at the sleeping form on the couch below him, unsure whether he should bother to try waking it. It might attack if it was in a bad mood. Zim narrowed his eyes. Or it might capture him with its long arms and — Zim shuddered. Unspeakable. If he were lucky it wouldn’t put up a fight at all. Zim wasn’t normally lucky, but the mighty invader doesn’t need such nonsense to be victorious!
The irken took a deep breath, and placed a hand on Dib Membrane’s shoulder.
Edit 4/30/21: This fic is on an indefinite hiatus. I might finish it, or I might rewrite it. Probably rewrite it haha. I don’t really like how I characterized Zim and Dib in this. Thank you for all the love in the comments. I appreciate it so much.
Edit 2: I was 18 when I wrote this and it’s not that great. I leave it up for people who like it anyway. Thanks guys.
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28 Nov 2019
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Ten years have passed since the Earth narrowly avoided destruction, caught between the Irken Armada and a deadly Florpus Hole. Since then, the perpetrator of this dangerous near-miss, the notorious Invader Zim, has failed to reappear. But is this truly the last we’ll see of Zim, part of another wicked scheme, or something different altogether? When Dib Membrane, the former boy genius who defeated the alien menace, returns to the place where it all began, he may very well find the answers he’s looking for, and a whole host of new adventures into the paranormal in the process.
Invader Zim: Emergence is a plot-heavy fanfic with a fully fleshed out, unique story extending beyond the end of canon. It explores new relationships, old fan theories, Irken culture, and mysterious origin of the Membrane family, as well as introduces a host of loveable (and not so loveable) original characters. Written by two old diehard fans of the original series, we have attempted to create a story wherein the world of this magnificent show has aged with us. We hope you enjoy!
(NOTE: Please see our content warning & disclosure in the notes regarding shipping within this fic, thanks!)
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26 Nov 2019
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After inadvertently learning the truth about Zim's mission, a now fifteen-year-old Dib comes to a moral crossroads. Now, he must make an imperative decision to help Zim after an attempt on his life leaves the Irken in dire need of medical attention.
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20 Nov 2019
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Only a defective leader would banish the mighty Zim under the guise of a so-called invasion, and defects had to be purged, regardless of height. For the good of his empire (and definitely not just because of how royally hurt and pissed off he was), Zim would dethrone the ones responsible for this humiliation! Alas, overthrowing an empire was a tall order, even for one as magnificent as he. There was nothing else for it; he would have to enlist the help of his old nemesis…
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10 Nov 2019
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Invader Zim AU: Dib Membrane came to Foodcourtia in search of adventure and delicious snacks. He found adventure in the form of a tiny frycook named Zim (and he found snacks in the form of Vort Dogs). Together, they break Zim out of Foodcourtia and strike a deal to get themselves back from the outskirts of Irken-known space. The only problem: Zim's hiding something, and Dib's too lovestruck to care.
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30 Oct 2019
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After several days without any sight or mention of Zim, Dib takes it upon himself to discover what exactly the alien is up to. What he finds, however, is not what he expects and leaves him torn between two worlds.
Looking exclusively for smut? See chapters 2, 4, 5, 8, 9, and 11. You're welcome.
(WARNING: This work contains copious sexual content and numerous dub-con scenes.)
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16 Oct 2019
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This is an AU and not related to the ‘Dream AU’ or ‘Nightmare is Real’ series.
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Language, violence, graphic sex, character death, mention of rape and physical abuse, other mature themes.I list it as dub-con because, eh, it IS pretty dub-con, but it's not explicit rape (and does not glorify dub-con), nor is it another one of those RaPR-Abuse fics.
It also does NOT follow with ANY of my other Invader Zim continuities.
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Red and Purple, two irkens who have never met before have been chosen and matched together, from there they find themselves locked up together and are expected to join as Life Mates. This requires them to mate, and Red must apply a mating bite.
However, Purple has heard that those in his role are often aggressive and volatile. He'd heard horror stories of the recievers being raped and bitten, so he's extremely apprehensive about the whole thing. Will Red turn out to be like those others? Or will he turn out to be different? Purple has no idea and has lost sleep and tears over the question in the weeks that lead up to this moment.
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- Part 2 of Wor Hol AU
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13 Oct 2019
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The sequel or part 2 of 'Roadtrip of DOOM'.
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The secrets of Area 51 have been uncovered and seem to hold news that has Zim very antsy. Thus, the two new-lovers must embark on another journey, for the fate of the universe (well, the Irken Empire) rests in their claws.
--Characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez and Nickelodeon; except for the Jeweller and Zib, they belong to me.
Note: This does NOT take the events of 'Enter the Florpus' into account (I've seen it now! But I started this series prior to it's release, so I'm not going to edit it in at this point now).
As with 'Roadtrip', you can follow the DeviantArt account for info and pics and such for this story too.
http://zadr-nir.deviantart.com
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11 Oct 2019
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Someone wrote Dib a love note. Dib mistakenly thinks it's from Zim. Zim pretends to befriend his enemy in order to find out what the "secret note" means.
~Work in progress~
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24 Sep 2019
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Over the years they'd developed into what Dib would like to call friends. After High School Zim stopped trying to take over the Earth and they slowly were able to built a sort of camaraderie between them. Dib respected Zim's boundaries (he stopped breaking into Zim's house) and he helped the alien with his weird non-doomsday related projects. On Zim's end, Zim tolerated Dib's presence and stopping trying to attack him every time the human turned his back.
Dib knew Zim was probably calling him over to look at some new project he had, it didn't matter to the alien that it was freezing outside and that it was X-mas eve. Though Dib didn't mind, there were worse ways to spend the holiday.
Zim had finally completed his greatest project and with this he would finally be able to reach the height he knew he deserved. But unknown to the small Irken, there were consequences to becoming a Taller.
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31 Aug 2019
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The brighter your feathers and the more subtle your scent is on Earth, the more asthetically pleasing you are in society. Dib's not lucky in either category. Taking after his scientist father in looks and smell, dark grey and black feathers that look like a dusty Raven's and smelling like a god damn tangerine orchard. Slap the fact that Dib's a rare male Omega on a planet that sees the secondary gender as little more than baby makers on top of the growing list and Dib's planning to leave for outer space whether there's life out there or not.
The less reflective your wings are and the more odious your scent in the Irken Empire, the more appealing you are to receive a growth spurt and rise in rank. Zim has none of these qualities. His wings are clear but reflect much more light than would ever be desired, and his scent is a very subtle peppermint. He's yet to have received a growth spurt from the time he was hatched, he's lucky enough to have made it into the ranks of invader. As a short Alpha he's had enough with his own people and he's just itching to get to an isolated planet far away from the annoyances of his fellow Irkens.
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28 Aug 2019