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Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.
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23 Dec 2023
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The Best Cup Noodle by deliciousblizzardshark for crazybutgood
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Oct 2022
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Draco opts to go to an American Muggle university for a year hoping to escape the past. Unfortunately, Harry Potter has decided to do exactly the same thing.
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- Part 12 of Drarry fics
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19 Dec 2023
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"Thirty, huh?" Pansy asked. “My cousin told me that Japan there’s this urban legend called ‘cherry magic’. It’s basically that if you turn thirty without, you know, popping your cherry, you get magical powers.”
“Pans, I don’t know how to put this to you, but we already have magical powers,” Draco said.
Pansy laughed. “No, you dolt. New ones. Apparently the legend goes that you become a mind reader.”
Draco shivered. “Sounds awful.”
“Anyway, it won’t happen to you, will it?” she asked.
Draco shifted a little uncomfortably. “Of course it won’t,” he said. “Because you just said it’s an urban legend.”
“I meant, it won’t happen to you because you’re not a virgin.”
Draco laughed.
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19 Dec 2023
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Harry has had quite enough of sharing his mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimecy spell says otherwise.
(Fic from 2010 FF archive being uploaded here.)
AND FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, STOP REPOSTING THIS ON WATTPAD. I DO NOT WANT IT ON WATTPAD. YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO POST THIS ON WATTPAD.
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31 Aug 2023
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{It starts the night Eva nearly burns down their entire apartment complex}
Noora can’t help but look at her fondly, not even trying to hide the giant smile spreading over her face. “Are you usually this flirty with strangers?”
Eva’s still slightly frozen as she stutters, “I’m drunk?”
“It’s 17:29.”
“I’m … still hungover. From the weekend.”
“It’s Wednesday?”
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14 May 2023