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“Absolutely not!” Sirius stalks out of McGonnagal’s office. “I’m not doing it. They can kick me off the football team, she can even hold me back a year, but I am NOT joining Glee club.”
“I mean, maybe it wouldn’t be so bad?” James hurries to catch up with Sirius, who’s nearly knocking other students down like bowling pins with his long strides.
“Not so bad?! My brother is in glee club!” Sirius stops abruptly, glaring at his best friend.
“Oh is he? I forgot.”
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ORThe marauders join the glee club.
This has been brought on by my 6AM marauders brain rot listening to music and picturing the characters singing to each other in a Glee Club setting, so I thought- why not write it??
I do have ideas for it, but this is mostly a side project to my main fic (which I am not abandoning and will continue to update weekly!) so I really have no promises to how often this will be updated.
anyway I hope you enjoy and have at least a little bit of fun.
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19 Nov 2025
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(17:14) barty: i thought this whole evan situation couldn’t get any more embarrassing than it already was, you know?
(17:14) barty: and just when you think you've hit rock bottom
(17:14) barty: you want to fuck a blond guy.
Evan dyes his hair. Barty finally admits to liking him.
Not to Evan himself, of course. Feelings are so embarassing.Bookmarked by gummybear_enthusiast
19 Nov 2025
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stoned off you (now i'm stone cold sober) by 214lilacsky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2024
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Barty Crouch Jr. is pretty sure he could go his whole life without finding love. Who needs it? He has Regulus, Dorcas, Pandora. He has a steady job, even if it is boring as fuck. He finally has a body he can stand looking at in the mirror.
One thing he absolutely cannot go without is consistent and reliable access to weed.
Enter: Barty's new dealer, Evan Rosier aka Rosie, aka the man who has got Barty down bad.
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Or, the five times Barty thought Evan was pretty, and the one time he finally says it.
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18 Nov 2025
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Barty meets the love of his life while delivering sandwiches. Evan meets some asshole while working the front desk of the campus admin building.
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18 Nov 2025
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contrapasso [con · tra · pas · so]
the punishment of souls by a process either resembling or contrasting with the sin itself.The first time they meet is in Copenhagen.
Regulus is on holiday, halfway to drunk off his ass in a dingy back alley pub. He’s never believed in love at first sight—in fact, he thinks it’s a rather ridiculous concept—but the first time he catches sight of him across alcohol-sticky floors and air thick with smoke, Regulus might be persuaded to change his mind.
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18 Nov 2025
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James’ eyes stop; along with the natural rhythm of his breathing and the beat of his heart. If he wasn’t still standing upright he’d think he died just from one glance at the lead singer.
He sings into the microphone, his eyes shut tight and his hands gripped to the stand as he belts.
It isn’t – it can’t be.
His eyes open, and like a compass pointing north, that hauntingly familiar grey lands right on James.'In a room full of people I look for you.'
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“I wrote this next song about you. You know who you are.”
“I wrote every song about you.”
~Or. Three years ago, in a Paris nightclub, James sees Regulus dancing and falls for him on the spot. They agree to start a relationship, knowing it will have to end when James goes back to London, on the condition that afterwards they go completely no contact. By the time it ends they're both heartbroken but stick to their agreement and lose contact.
Years later they are still NOT over it and make it absolutely everyone else's problem.
Until James is invited by Sirius to watch his little brother's band and finds his ex stood at the microphone singing an album worth of songs about their month together in Paris.
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- Part 1 of Black Stars (12 to 12)
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13 Nov 2025
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Regulus already thought that being so obsessed with a show like Temptation Island was embarrassing enough, but when Dorcas, his best friend, convinces him to pretend to be a couple so they can join the new season of the show, he fears he might've hit rock bottom.
To make matters worse, he can't even enjoy what he's trying to think of as an improptu vacation, because of course he'd end up falling for one of his fellow participants. And of course said participant would be none other than James Potter, who'd rather cut his own hand than cheat on his perfect girlfriend, and who is also painfully straight.
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09 Jul 2025
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A Streamers Guide To Public Simping by SiriusBlacksTwinkBrother
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Mar 2025
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James Potter is a mouthy streamer with zero chill and an obvious crush. Regulus Black is also a streamer—one who knows exactly how to put James’ mouth to better use. Their audiences have picked up on two things: James is seconds away from confessing his love live on stream, and Regulus is absolutely terrible at hiding just how much he wants him.
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- Part 1 of Jegulus Streamer Series
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12 May 2025
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But Barty thinks, and we don’t need to go into the reasoning for why his mind is suddenly thinking such things as Evan lets go of his hand and sits next to him, that they would not be a star and the moon.
The two idiots cooing at one another across the way have that covered—great.
He’s pretty sure he heard Sirius comparing James to the sun the other weekend, pissed off vodka cranberries, and crying. So that’s taken as well. Barty is running out of metaphors as Evan sits and bumps his hip with his own, getting him to scoot further over in his chair.
Both of them are sitting on one side of the table now. Evan takes a cherry between his teeth, bites it from the stem, and flicks the stem onto the table. It lands right next to Barty’s keys and wallet, just touching.
He looks over and meets Barty’s eye.
They're not the sun and moon or stars in the night sky; Barty and Evan are both black holes.
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rosekiller, modern meet-cute.Series
- Part 1 of THE PARKING LOT
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12 May 2025
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Barty doesn’t think anything of it at first. Dorcas always tells him how obsessive, possessive, and impulsive he is, and though she never means it as a compliment, Barty always takes it as one. It’s just the way he is.
So Barty doesn’t think anything of it when he impulsively climbs into Evan’s bed, possessively wraps an arm around him, and obsessively asks, “You love me, right?”
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14 Mar 2025
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Barty Crouch Jr. never expected to find out that his best friend was holding some important secrets from him--namely that he was an unregistered animagus, one that Barty has adopted as his own pet. This proves to be important when Barty uses his cat as a confidant, only for him to be telling Regulus himself about his feelings for him.
Lucky for him, Regulus has proven that he can be bold, despite being the most stubborn person Barty has ever met. Adopting a stray black cat might prove to be the best decision he ever made.
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25 Jan 2025
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Evan and Barty drag Regulus to spend Christmas in Brazil. None of them expected to meet a scuba instructor called James Potter. Especially Regulus who keeps finding reasons to return to the ocean.
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09 Dec 2024
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Barty Crouch Jr., a sex worker and recreational pianist, has spent too long playing a background character in someone else's romantic comedy. So, after the dramatic end of his eight-year entanglement with Regulus, Barty meets Evan Rosier, a handsome and charming restaurant owner who sets off all his usual alarm bells. However, when Barty begins playing piano for the dinner crowd at Evan's restaurant, he starts to see Evan in a new light. As they become closer, learning to trust each other with the darkest parts of themselves, Barty starts to question what he's even protecting himself from anymore.
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- Part 2 of SUGAR HIGH - Extended Universe
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01 Dec 2024
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“It’s just not….inviting,” James said gently, a pained look on his face.
Barty eyed the screen, reading over his profile for the tenth time that day.
Barty Crouch, 21
“If you won’t fuck me, your mom probably will.”
Likes: piercings, tattoos, and horror movies
Ask me about: My daddy issues“Seems fine to me,” he shrugged. “I mean…you said to be myself, right? Now, let’s see what idiots are on this Godforsaken app."
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16 Nov 2024
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Wolfstar Games 2020 - Team Sound / Prompt: typewriter
“Lupin didn’t seem pleased that I was filming last night,” Sirius said lightly.
“Most people that come here…” Lily spoke slowly, choosing her words carefully, “Remus put it like this to me once: most people who choose to spend years of their life so far from civilization have a reason for leaving it behind. Remus wanted someone like us and he held out for so long because he expected he would get sent a bunch of finicky artsy types. I don’t think he expected you. And now that you’re here, I don’t think he quite knows what to do with you.”
When wildlife filmmaker Sirius Black arrives on a remote Antarctic island for a year-long assignment, he isn't phased by the freezing wind, the perpetual darkness, or the hostility he meets from some of the biologists at the research base. He is used to living an itinerant existence. He is comfortable with unforgiving conditions. He expects the world to treat him harshly. But he does not expect to fall in love.
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- Part 1 of Rourke Island
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09 Oct 2024
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Starvin’ darlin’ by showinalittlelife for neaverse
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Sep 2023
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The man suddenly drops the knife, he sighs like all his dreams have been crushed. “Oh, dear, I can’t eat you! You’re rotting! What a shame, thought I’d found a looker too,” he whines miserably.
The thoughts in Evan’s mind are racing too fast for him to make any sense of them. He has so many questions—too many questions that are probably better left off unanswered, but before he can think properly, he opens his mouth and speaks. “You think I’m a looker?”
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Barty is a cannibal, Evan is dying and they go on a little road trip!- Language:
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07 Oct 2024
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During the week of his father's funeral, Sirius Black meets an unusual priest and offers to help write Orion Black's eulogy. At the same time, he's started texting a mysterious bass player from a pop-punk band that he accidentally swapped phones with. Eventually, the conversations between the two start to blur together and Sirius has trouble trying to decide which one he's falling for the hardest.
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17 Sep 2024
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I'm Not Gonna Teach Him How to Dance with You by greensenne
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Oct 2022
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“You’d be my best man wouldn’t you, Evs?
There’s an ugly pain burning low in his chest as he says, “Of course. What are friends for?”
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Or, Barty's father forces him into an arranged marriage, and Evan is to be his best man. Which would be fine if Evan weren't head over heels in love with him.
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- Part 2 of Love is Where You Find it
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15 Sep 2024
