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"You heard her, the Wilderness demands gay sex,” Shauna said sternly, looking all of them in the eye. “So don’t stand around looking stupid, Mari. If by sunset you are not all in your huts lezzing out, I will shoot you. Got it?"
Ever since Shauna Shipman usurped the antler queen throne, she’s been enforcing a fascist homosexual state that everyone seems on board with except Natalie. It’s like the Yellowjackets are all on Lottie’s shrooms or something, because now under Shauna’s leadership, everyone is just prancing around, causing drama, and lesbianing out. Fortunately, Natalie is completely unaffected by all of it—that is, until she starts getting visions and visits from a ghost who seems very interested in opening her up to the gay agenda of the wilderness.
Or,
Yellowjackets S3, except Shauna has channeled all her homicidal tendencies into homosexual ones. Nat gets chased by three girls and visited by three spirits, Tai and Van show the girls what it takes to be lesbian, a paranoid Shauna is haunted by poltergeist Jackie, and Misty tries to get on top. And if you can’t already tell, this is a crack fic (but like, a meaningful one?)
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“But we are not a couple,” Wednesday flatly replied, remaining unmoved. Enid sighed, then squatted down in front of her friend.
“We can pretend,” she sang with an upswing in her tone. “C’mon, you can’t tell me this wouldn’t be the coolest contest to win and that it’s not practically made for us! ... honestly, it’s not like we’d have to change all that much. Half our friends already think we’re dating anyways–”
“What–”
“And if we just told everyone we were, they would all totes be on board. Trust me they stan.”
“They what?” Wednesday was just as confused with the slang as the topic, but Enid stood up and continued as if she was keeping up.
“This would actually be a perfect way to come out as a couple. I could say that we’ve been keeping it under wraps since we all know how you are,” Wednesday stood up and followed her roommate as she began to wander during the explanation of what was unfurling into some sort of teen romance masterplan. “But since we wouldn’t be able to participate in this contest without everyone finding out,” she abruptly turned around, causing the follower to stop short, “BAM! Here we are, world!” Enid beamed.
Finally an adventure without bad guys or danger… or was it?
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Glory is a beautiful thing, always a finger length away. Sometimes it stands miles apart from where you are, a goal to constantly be chased. It offers the promise of something that sounds unrealistic, gifting you a dream without the commitment. Glory takes your bleeding hands and tells you that you do not have to be another life among billions. You can be anything you want, have anything you want, you can have everything. The stars are your limit.
Part of Kanaya is compelled to call it a rotten lie. Glory is not being forced to kill your friends in order to protect them from one another. It is not repeatedly being used to further other people’s plans, expected to act as a lusus to your incapable friends.
Glory is not Rose passed out in the library, drenched in her own vomit.
or,
Kanaya takes care of a drunk Rose. Angst ensues
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Your name is Vriska Serket, and after all this time, you're finally in a band. But why does the keyboardist have to be so unreasonably hot???
A Humanstuck College/Rock Band AU where Vriska Serket, Kanaya Maryam, Nepeta Leijon and Terezi Pyrope form a college rock band. Where exes are friends, the drama is neverending, new crushes are formed, girlfriends date and break up and get back together again, old wounds forgiven, drugs are smoked and music is made.
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always a wretch, i have become / so empty
or, the confrontation between terezi and vriska. a delve into their feelings and inner conflicts.