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shedletsky has a lot of secrets. this proves to be problematic, in more ways than one.
builderman is perceptive, perhaps to an uncanny degree. he has good intentions, sure. that doesn't mean shedletsky has to be happy about builderman's help.
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Bookmarked by honkness
27 Oct 2025
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there is NOT enough cute ones of only builderman and shedletsky.. AND NOT ENOUGH ONES ABOUT WING PREENING, like srs guys cmon...
anyway super duper cutesy i love wings and characters with wings cuz they just so cool and whatever... ngl dunno how i feel about telamon being referred to as she tho...
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Just Shut Up . - Buildershed / Buildermon, Shedletsky x Builderman by Yoshipupz
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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The Roblox HQ is under tremendous pressure, causing both Shedletsky and Builderman to lose their tempers and take their anger out on each other, but not in the way that they originally intended.
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“ Shedletsky stammered, his eyes widening as he realized what happened.
His eyes trailed from the smokey, grey hand on his mouth all the way up to the irritated shimmer in Builderman’s sharp features. The rain was suddenly much more comforting than any response that the CEO could possibly give. The weather seemed to dim as the air froze and everything just.. stopped. The tension was replaced with something else, a newfound sense of surprise tied between the two.
Builderman seemed to realize what he did when he saw the frightened look in Shedletsky’s eyes, which caused him to soften. He had barely realized what he’d done. He’d shut him up, quite literally. “
Bookmarked by honkness
27 Oct 2025
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I super appreciate how this aint like going too far cuz istg everyone be writing the most smuttiest things in october and it piss me off cuz i just want something cutesy BUT I FOUND SOMETHING AND ITS AMAZING
feel like i didnt quite understand their argument at the start.. especially how like everytime builderman talked he just scoffed or whatever. So couldn't quite catch it but hey its good. also i dont realllly understand what was happening with the whole hand in mouth sorta thing bc how is that nice..? whatever floats ya boat man.
ALSO SUPER LOVE BUILDERMANS SOUTHERNISH ACCENT love when ppl make him say 'yer' or whatever.
“So, like..” He started awkwardly. “What are we?”
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truth without love is brutality, and love without truth is hypocrisy by Anonymous
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
19 Nov 2025
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“Ow, ow, ow, that hurts— that hurts, Thomas, OW, you’re a bitch, this hurts, you bitch, OW—“
Tord already hurled the screwdriver much farther from Tom’s reach, but that doesn’t stop Tom from using his bare hands to pop the bullet out of Tord’s skin like it was a pimple. A phalanx-sized, metal pimple. With the legs of an ant. Colored red, because obviously, it was colored red.
“Ow, ow, ow, ow—“
It’s not working.
“Of course it’s not working!” Tord manages to trap his wrists in one hold, forcing him down on his seat. “I told you, spilling all my truths is the only way to flush it out! Now keep listening to me wax poetic about you, I just remembered the mole on your taint.”
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- Part 10 of sometimes i just hate to love you
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Bookmarked by honkness
30 Sep 2025
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fuck me i literally love this authors work so much. i love their writing style, i love the characterisation and overall just everything. Im so late to reading this one, usually i check the authors acc once a week but i forgot to and just been busy WHICH IS SO BAD BC WDYM I DIDNT SEE THIS ONE TILL THE END OF THE MONTH.
UHHHH theres a lot i was gonna say but lowkey forgot it. I rlly appreciate the way it includes a lot of other characters AND THE BIT BETWEEN EDD AND TORD WAS SO CUTE OR SAD OR WHATEVER IDK. i love it. I feel like tords very much like a goofy leader and honestly so unprofessional and its kinda funny but i also feel like if hes doing world domination he'd be a lil more professional BUT then again this is also Eddsworld and when the hell was the gang ever serious. I ALSO LOVE HOW THE AUTHOR MAKES TORDS AND TOMS RELATIONSHIP NOT OVERALLY ROMANTIC AND I LOVE THEIR BANTER. Like the author captures it so well. Their so in sync too RRRRRR i friggin love these guys.
I feel like this book (and i suppose by extension the whole fandom) needs like a comeback or just needs more hits and readers. Cuz like the amount of fanfics i find that r written poorly (no offense just personal preference) that have like a couple hundred views or kudos or even bookmarks and then you have these ones like this one that have barely anything when they deserve so much more attention.
ALSO THIS ONES PLOT IS SO GENIUS. I aint ever seen this plot/idea ever and its actually so cool.
Idk what else to say but GRRR this is so cute AND A LOT LONGER THAN THE OTHER ONES WHICH IS A MASSIVE BONUS.. YIPPEEEE
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separation in time by webss312
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
09 Jul 2024
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It was dark. Peter couldn’t see anything, nor move his limbs; this was feeling a lot more like a kidnapping than an arrest.
It was only when he heard the sloshing of water against metal that it fully hit him, and the accompanying fear sunk icy claws into his heart.
He was being taken to the Raft.
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Tony Stark hoped that with the split of the Avengers and half of the team on the run, the Accords would fizzle out. Unfortunately, the opposite happened, and the committee decided to expand the Accords even more to encompass all enhanced vigilantes, no matter their level of involvement (read: Spider-Man).
One of the proposed laws would involve unmasking and regulating all such individuals, with one exception: a signing member of the Accords could elect to sponsor them, at the risk of their own reputation if things went sideways. So Tony signed for Spider-Man. The kid had solid morals. What could possibly go wrong?
Answer: Peter gets involved with alien tech, splits open a Staten Island ferry, crashes Tony’s plane into Coney Island, and gets thrown into a max security prison in the middle of the ocean. In that order.
Tony has to see Steve Rogers' face again much sooner than he anticipated.
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Bookmarked by honkness
10 Apr 2025
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this book honestky reminds me of Yuuei Survival Guide by LowlyWriter. despite the very obvious different fandoms, characters, plots and all they are both written to follow the original storyline with its obvious tinkers and all.
THEY TOOK AWAY MY FAVOURITE LINE. "oh hi spiderman. band practice was it?" NOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 idk just the way robert downey jr had said that line actually made me go crazy. OKOK SO LIKE KINDA ONTOPIC OF THAT ironman is also my favourite in marvel and idk just the way the actor acts his character. like seriously hes done so perfectly. like his whole genius playboy character is super easy to fixate on... but seriosuly they took away my fav line 💔
the characterisation is ON POINT like its actually insane. i can imagine all the speech in exactly the right voices- ignoring how half of it is the actual voicelines but regardless the whole plot of this is actually so so SO good.
i also like how this story has a lot of background and details to it. its obvious this story had a lot of thought put into it
RARRARARRAARRARARA omfg the author added a shock collar lets FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bro yk how absolutely AMAZING that stupid object is in books. its seriously one of the best dehumanising things (sorry that sounds bad) in fanfiction (fanfiction only i swear)
im super surprised that this book isnt listened on any of those collections people make because holy lonely pony eating macaroni (pls tell me ya get the reference) this book is IT. such a great fanfic bro
i love the little MJ and peter bit i absolutely LOVE their relationship they are so so soooo cute together!!
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You Got Me by drunkonwriting
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Feb 2015
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The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.
(Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)
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Bookmarked by honkness
28 May 2025
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overall very cute. i like how it goes through all the dwarves before thorin.
fav part is prob when thorin thought fili was braiding bilbos hair otherwise. mysteriously (actualky rather obviously) i do really REALLY like jealous thorin or goldsickness thorin idk hes just super cool like that.