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    Jane: Are you seriously using your dog’s twitter account to tell Hayden to go fuck himself?

    Lily: that was anya

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    Unfortunately not everyone is supportive of Shane and Ilya's relationship. Fortunately, Twitter is a great place to defend your man.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    I firmly believe that Shane and Ilya invited their loved ones to their wedding via text.

    Here is how I think it went.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    23 Mar 2026

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    cens interacted x3 | lau @laullipop

    yall ilya rozanov is in the er with me rn holy shit 

     

    cens interacted x3 | lau @laullipop

        hollander is here too !!! theyre so cute, hollander is wearing a bears tshirt

     

    cens interacted x3 | lau @laullipop

        rozanov is apologising profusely but hollander keeps waving him off, looks like he has some kind of ?? face?? injury??

     

    cens interacted x3 | lau @laullipop

        every time rozanov speaks, hollander replies over text it seems… that or hes ignoring him LMFAOOO

     

    lexi loves ! 💕@lexlance

        girl…. lets use some critical thinking here, should we be live-tweeting the emergency room ??

    or: Shane would like one day to pass where he doesn’t go viral on twitter.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Oh, alright, cool.

    Cool, cool, cool. Neat.

    That is a photograph of Eddie Diaz's dick.

    It's just there. On the screen. In his hand. In high resolution. His best friend’s dick is in his hand. Well, wait — the photo. The photo of the penis is in his hand. Eddie’s dick isn’t in his hand. That would be absurd.

    It’s just a penis. Buck has one of those.

    So does Eddie, apparently and it’s… Buck has seen it, absorbed it, and every thought he's ever had has been replaced by a high-pitched tone and the image in front of him, which is — and this is the last coherent observation he'll produce for the foreseeable future —

    Big.

    Genuinely, impressively big.

    Buck closes out of the photo and locks the phone so hard he's surprised it doesn't crack in half.

    "Maddie say anything?" Eddie asks.

    "Yep," Buck squeaks. Like a mouse. A giant, shocked mouse that has just seen its best friend’s erect dick.

    "You okay?"

    "Great. Y-yep. So great. I-I'm just really— the sunset was really— it's very— yep."

    "It’s yep?"

    "Uh-huh. Very yep."

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    Stumbling upon your straight best friends' nudes is fine. Buck is fine. Everything is fine.

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    19 Mar 2026