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April, 2019
Chat with:@Shaydenmarried
April 8 2019
Ilya Rozanov. Or should I say 'Lily'.
I see you deleted your account.
😁
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May, 2019
Anya Rozanov-Hollander
@Anyaroz
Taking Boring Dad’s car for a spin! Fun Dad’s Bugatti is next 😎Woof woof!
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Ilya Rozanov 
@IlyaRozanov81 · May 2
Replying to @Anyaroz
Anya, you do not know how to drive stick!!
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Anya Rozanov-Hollander @Anyaroz · May 2
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81
STICK!!!
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Hayden Pike @HaydenPikeHockey · May 2
Replying to @Anyaroz
Talking to yourself on your dog’s twitter account… those concussions catching up with you Rozanov?
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Anya Rozanov-Hollander @Anyaroz · May 2
Replying to @HaydenPikeHockey
Go fuck yourself pike. Woof woof
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June 2019
CLIFF 💪RAIDERS CAPTAIN 😼
@Cliffmarlow
happy #PRIDE #MONTH @IlyaRozanov. If I liked dudes I would pick you every time brother. Haha. @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer #SORRY
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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Jun 1
Replying to @Cliffmarlow
Thanks brother 🙏
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Shane Hollander Official @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Jun 1
Replying to @Cliffmarlow
Thanks for the support. I think. Haha.
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CLIFF 💪RAIDERS CAPTAIN 😼
@Cliffmarlow
I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy
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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Jun 3
Replying to @Cliffmarlow
Nice 🔥
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𝓑𝓸𝓸𝓭
@Zaneb00dram
𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓯𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓻𝓲𝓵𝓵
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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Jun 7
Replying to @Zaneb00dram
𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽
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Kip 😎🏳️🌈
@Kipgrady
Happy birthday Scott! 33 years of this gorgeous guy 💘
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Anya Rozanov-Hollander @Anyaroz · Jun 21
Replying to @Kipgrady
230 in dog years!
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Anya Rozanov-Hollander
@Anyaroz
IM FAMOUS
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July, 2019
Anya Rozanov-Hollander
@Anyaroz
Today I am finally free from the shame that has plagued me since the day I was adopted. Since my birth, I have been a bastard child. I was born out of wedlock, and my fathers have remained shamefully unmarried. Last night, however, they made beautiful commitment to love each other for the rest of time. I am overcome with happiness. No longer will I live with this indignity.
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Shane Hollander Official @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Jul 1
Replying to @Anyaroz
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID YOU COULD ANNOUNCE OUR ENGAGEMENT ONLINE!
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Lexi!!!
@pikeplayshockey
Are Hollan*v actually engaged? Or are they just joking? So upset for Hayden if true 😓
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Shane Hollander Official
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Best way to have your proposal ruined? Your fiancé tries to propose at the exact same time 😆 So excited for forever with you @IlyaRozanov81❤️
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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Jul 1
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
I love you Shane Hollander Hockey Player ❤️
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Rose @RoseLandry · Jul 1
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
IM SO FUCKING HAPPY FOR YOU SHANE!!!!! Love u bff <3
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Hayden Pike @HaydenPikeHockey · Jul 1
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Welcome to marriage bro 😎
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Lexi!!!
@pikeplayshockey
WAIT!!! HAYD JUST SAID ‘WELCOME TO MARRIAGE’!! Here’s how shaydens can still win!!!!
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Brett @pikehollander · July 1
Replying to @pikeplayshockey
nurse… she’s out again
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Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81
HE’S MINE HE’S MINE HE’S MINE. MINE FOREVER!!!!
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Hayden Pike @HaydenPikeHockey · Jul 1
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81
Chill bro, no one’s going to steal him from you 🤣
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Sveta @SvetlanaVetrova · Jul 1
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81
awwww! usually I hate seeing men happy but this is an exception 🥰!!! я так сильно тебя люблю
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CLIFF 💪RAIDERS CAPTAIN 😼 @Cliffmarlow · July 1
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81
🌈LOVE WINS! (unless it is playing BOSTON #HAHA)! #CONGRATS
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𝓑𝓸𝓸𝓭 @Zaneb00dram · July 1
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81
𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼
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Chat with:@Shaydenmarried
I guess I should say congratulations.
I bet it’s stressful to start your new life knowing someone has blackmail material on you.
Anya Rozanov-Hollander
@Anyaroz
Shane is out for the night, you know what that means! ANYA ON DA BED!!!!
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Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81
Mmmm. A nice, well done steak 👍 @Zaneb00dram you like?
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𝓑𝓸𝓸𝓭 @Zaneb00dram · Jul 20
Replying to @IlyaRozaov81
𝓘'𝓿𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓭 𝓪 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓶𝓪𝓷.
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HAZY @Wyatthayes · July 20
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81
WELL DONE? Bro this shit is HEARTFELT CONGRATULATIONS
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Shane Hollander Official
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Sleep peacefully, Anya ❤️
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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Jul 30
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
SHANE THIS SOUNDS LIKE SHE IS DEAD
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Shane Hollander Official @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Jul 30
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81
Oh, sorry. Anya is alive! Just napping after a walk 🙂
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August, 2019
Abby
@Shaydenmarried
Screenshot from Ilya Rozanov’s deleted burner account.
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Brett @pikehollander · Aug 2 Replying to @Shaydenmarried
This could be anyone, you literally have no proof. I used to ship Shayden too, but Hollander and Rozanov are clearly happy together. Stop being so bitter. Hayden and Shane are best friends, and I don’t think either of them would appreciate this.
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Mia (loves shayden) @Shaneshockeystick · Sept 5 Replying to @Shaydenmarried
isn’t this just that girl Lily? She was annoying but idk I just think she was on the right side of history LOL. Love you Abby but girl delete this it’s embarrassing 💀
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Shane Hollander Official
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Pre-pre-season 🤣
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Hayden Pike @HaydenPikeHockey · Aug 5
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Fuck, Shane 🔥 Looking good 🤤
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Rose
@RoseLandry
Heard you like hockey @Svetlanavetrova 😉
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Sveta @SvetlanaVetrova · Aug 12
Replying to @Roselandry
ROSE Малышка YOU’RE DRIVING ME INSANE 😍😋
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Sveta @SvetlanaVetrova · Aug 12
Replying to @Roselandry
ok baby I saw it! You can delete now!!
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Sveta @SvetlanaVetrova · Aug 12
Replying to @Roselandry
Hahah baby delete this. Пожалуйста.
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September, 2019
HAZY
@Wyatthayes
One last BoodBQ to send off the summer 😝
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𝓑𝓸𝓸𝓭
@Zaneb00dram
𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓪𝓷𝔂
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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Sept 12
Replying to @Zaneb00dram
Bood. This font makes it look like we had big centaurs orgy.
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𝓑𝓸𝓸𝓭 @Zaneb00dram · Sept 12
Replying to @Ilyarozanov81
𝓮𝔀𝔀
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Shane Hollander Official
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Back at it again 🏒
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CLIFF 💪RAIDERS CAPTAIN 😼
@Cliffmarlow
I HOP!!!!!! I love commin here for breakfast! Ummm I think ill have the T-bone steak n Eggs please! Haha with some white toast on the side!
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October, 2019
Montreal Metros
@MontrealMetrosOfficial
FIRST GAME OF THE 2019/2020 NHL SEASON 🔥 Puck drops tonight at 7pm LIVE at the Bell Centre
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NHL UPDATES
@Hockeyhead
Toronto beat Ottawa by 3 goals, but it probably doesn’t feel like much of a win for Dallas Kent! Watch Rozanov and Kent’s fight here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzmz6K8K4L0
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Saanvi 🥰
@TheRozHuzz
NO WAY DALLAS KENT LEFT THE ICE CRYING LMAOOOOO!!! I love Rozy 🤣
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Mari ☺️ 1634 ⸰ Barrkent
@Angelkent
Rozanov’s hit on Kent was INSANE, but of course none of you are going to say anything because he’s your ‘gay icon’. Actually fuck all of you.
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NHL UPDATES
@Hockeyhead
Carolina beats Montreal in 4-nothing shut out in their first game of the season! It didn't even look like the Metros remembered Hollander was on the ice!
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Greg
@Metroman
Seems like the Metros team has lost complete faith in their Captain. Put the C on someone who deserves it and trade Hollander, no one wants to play with him anymore. Tonight's game made it clear that they don't even want to pass to the guy knowing he's marrying the enemy.
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Abby @Shaydenmarried · Oct 3
Replying to @Metrosman
Fuck you. You actual fucking hag. Shane Hollander IS the Metros. You think Gilb*rt Com*au is going to lead this team to another 3 cups? Metros are dead in the water without Shane or Hayden.
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Priya!! (Hollanov’s flower girl 🌸) @Hollzysroz · Oct 3
Replying to @Shaydenmarried
Hayden sneak
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Priya!! (Hollanov’s flower girl 🌸) @Hollzysroz · Oct 3
Replying to @Shaydenmarried
Sorry I didn’t even really mean this I just know it’s what Ilya would have said if he still had a burner
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Montreal Metros
@MontrealMetrosOfficial
We’re on the road! Metros play Admirals in New York TONIGHT 🗽
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AMAZON REVIEW:
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It was meant to say Theriault. It says The Rolt
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November 2019
CLIFF 💪RAIDERS CAPTAIN 😼
@Cliffmarlow
going to take my boy @Ilyarozanov81 down 2nite!! HAHA!! #BostonStrong 💪💪💪💪
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CLIFF 💪RAIDERS CAPTAIN 😼 @Cliffmarlow · Nov 2
Replying to @Cliffmarlow
So sorry. Did not realize what that hashtag was for. Big love to Boston.
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Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer heyyyyyyyy
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HAZY @Wyatthayes · Nov 6
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81
would it literally kill you to just text him like a normal person
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NHL Trades Tracker
@NHLtradetrack
NOVEMBER 10: Hearing rumors of a huge upcoming trade... could Montreal be ditching their captain?
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Greg
@Metroman
Good riddance to Hollander. Hard to respect a guy when you know he's sucking the enemy's dick between games. Hope these trade rumours are true and we get someone good in exchange (someone who isn't putting out for the whole NHL this time)!
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Chat with:@Shaydenmarried
Today
Look, I have screenshots of everything ‘Lily’ ever tweeted.
And I'm willing to post them. But I genuinely love Shane and I get the feeling that would stress him out.
So lets make a deal
Okay fine. What do you want?
All I want is a metros jersey signed by Shane and Hayden. That’s it.
That's it?
That's it. Do we have a deal?
I wish it was that simple. But I can't ask this of Shane.
Seriously? You're THAT jealous of him and Hayden?
No. Pike is his friend.
You say you love Shane... can you trust there is a reason? I don't want to hurt him anymore than he already is.
Wait
Are those trade rumours actually true???
I can't speak about this yet.
Do Shane a favour. Keep this between us for now, yes? In a month everything will be more settled. Please.
Okay... well, I hope he's alright
He will be. I will look after him.
Hayden too in his own way.
NHL Trades Tracker
@NHLtradetrack
NOVEMBER 15: Ottawa Centaurs have reportedly expressed interest in obtaining Montreal Captain Shane Hollander 👀👀
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Kenna
@avalancheluv
Metros are homophobic and now they’re making the rest of us play against Hollander and Rozanov on one team. Talking shit on twitter isn’t enough i gotta kill theriault.
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Jayden 😝 @gayforroz · Nov 15
Replying to @avalancheluv
If you’re in line for Cens cup win, STAY IN LINE!
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December, 2019
Shane Hollander Updates
@updatinghollander
Official sources confirm this morning that Shane Hollander has been traded to the Ottawa Centaurs. The announcement will be made this afternoon.
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Selena 🐧
@mamaypapapenguin
LMAOOOO imagine being a metros fan and waking up to see that your generationally talented captain (who carries the team) was traded and now your god awful team is going to be playing against HOLLANOV. The jokes write themselves.
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Valentina 💐Goalie lover @Flowerpens·Dec 4
Replying to @mamaypapapenguin
2016 penguins if they were coached by theriault: we just gave sidney crosby to washington. Also he’s married to alex ovechkin.
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NHL Trades Tracker
@NHLtradetrack
DECEMBER 4: Ottawa Centaurs acquire forward Shane Hollander in exchange for a 1st-round pick in the 2020 NHL Draft and a 2nd-round pick in 2022.
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Saanvi 🥰
@TheRozHuzz
Homophobia is a hell of a drug bc wdym the Metros just dumped Hollander for a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD 😭
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Jayden 😝 @gayforroz · Dec 4
Replying to @TheRozHuzz
Some child out there has no idea he just got traded to the mid-tros for SHANE HOLLANDER 💀
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Brett (fuck the metros)
@pikehollander
Centaurstwt do you have room for one more
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Chat with:@Shaydenmarried
Today
Oh man
You weren't kidding.
No :( Shane is very upset, and I could not make him sign a metros jersey. Not after how they have treated him.
That's heartbreaking... did they actually kick him because you guys got engaged?
Yes. Shane will never admit it because he is polite Canadian boy and doesn't want the attention. But they told him he had to shut up about our relationship and we couldn't get married until he retired.
That's awful.
Yes
Look, I'm sorry about all the shayden stuff. You're a weird guy but you obviously care about Shane.
Do not apologise. Rivalry keeps life interesting. You were a worthy opponent.
Also I know you want to ask so I will tell you; Hayden has been a good friend to Shane.
Good game, Rozanov.
And thankyou.
I'll send you a signed Centaurs jersey when they make Hollander ones, yes? I'm sure I can get Hayden to sign a metros one too.
Don't worry about the metros jersey... feels kind of gross supporting them now. Can you get Shane and Hayden to sign a Cens jersey?
Yes
Sign it yourself too. For old time's sake.
Ahh I am growing on you :)
Greg
@Metroman
A little confused by this trade… but I trust the Metros and Theriault have are planning for the bigger picture 🙌
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Abby @Shaydenov · Dec 5
Replying to @Metroman
The big picture is a 48 x 72 inch canvas print of ilya rozanov flipping you off. Fucking moron.
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Shane Hollander Official
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
New era ❤️🖤
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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Dec 10
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Our names look so good together… maybe we should hyphenate 😛
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NHL UPDATES
@Hockeyhead
Oof! Montreal's loss was definitely Ottawa's gain tonight. Ottawa beats Pittsburgh 3-2, while Boston demolishes Montreal 5-0. The Hollander effect was felt!
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Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81
@MontrealMetrosOfficial
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June, 2020
Shane Hollander Official
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Forever @IlyaRozanov81
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Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81
STAY JEALOUS 💍😽
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July, 2020
Abby
@Shaydenov
Looking for more Shaydenov mutuals 🥰
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Belle 💙 @Hollzyrozy · Jul 1
Replying to @Shaydenov
What’s shaydenov? /gen 😊
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Abby @Shaydenov · Jul 1
Replying to @Hollzyrozy
It’s the name for Shane Hollander/Hayden Pike/Ilya Rozanov
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Belle 💙 @Hollzyrozy · Jul 1
Replying to @Shaydenov
tysm for explaining! I’m going to block you now 😊
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