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Love at First Cosplay by unavoidablysarcastic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
15 Feb 2017
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Harry cosplays as Yuuri Katsuki at Comicon and spots a familiar Victor in the crowd.
Written for International Fanworks Day 2017.
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- Part 1 of International Fanworks Day
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International Fanworks Day by unavoidablysarcastic
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
15 Feb 2017
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If/when I write another fic for IFD, this it where I'll put it.
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“You’re to be sent on a special mission, Tartaglia.”
The young man’s eyes gleamed in interest. “How special?” He asked as he wiped the blood off his daggers.
His superior grinned. “Special enough to put your name in Snezhnaya’s history books.”
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In which the Archon War ravaged the land of Liyue and to ensure the people’s survival, the God of Geo established the Harvester Contract: One bride per village, every year, in exchange for protection and a good harvest.
Or: Childe is sent on an undercover mission to kill the Geo Archon, but things don’t go as planned.
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03 Oct 2025
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Kaveh scoffs. “Oh, please! Us as best friends? Nobody would believe it. You might as well have us pretend to be lovers!”
He waits for Tighnari and Cyno to roll their eyes or shake their heads or say, Haha, good one, Kaveh, we should get you a stand-up comedy show in addition to all your amazing gigs. He doesn’t expect them to exchange a serious look.
To convince the public that they don’t hate each other, famous actors Kaveh and Alhaitham pretend to be in a relationship. Too bad they actually hate each other.
At least, Kaveh thinks they do.
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Bookmarked by unavoidablysarcastic
18 Sep 2025
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After the events of "are we falling or flying", Jamie and Roy must learn to navigate life together - a new season, new responsibilities, and new feelings.
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27 Aug 2025
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"What the fuck," Doakes muttered, taking a step back. "You're a goddamned—"
"Omega," Dexter said, like it was the most normal thing in the world. Completely ignoring that he was one-hundred percent a beta on paper.
Getting (forcefully) chemically modified by one of his victims who was supposed to be on his table might actually be one of the best decisions Dexter has ever made.
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Bookmarked by unavoidablysarcastic
15 Aug 2025
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“You were quiet this weekend,” Dani said casually, sipping his coffee, not looking at him. “Too busy for your poor friends, huh?”
Jamie tried not to flinch. “Yeah, erm. Told you. I met someone at the club. Just… didn’t wanna leave that bubble, y’know?”
He kept his eyes on the table, irrationally afraid that Dani would somehow be able to read it off his face, that he’d take one look at Jamie and know.
He should've just said it. Should’ve just mentioned it outright in the car, like, "Hey, by the way, remember that girl I went home with? Yeah, it was Keeley."
He couldn't though. Even if Dani didn’t outright say it was a bad idea to do this again, Jamie’d see it in his face, and he couldn't stand that.
—Jamie and Keeley have a summer fling. It's fine. It doesn't work out. There's no consequences.
...Are there?
—JamieKeeley have a summer fling and end up pregnant. It changes everything, and nothing, at the same time.
Season 3 AU where Jamie and Keeley have a baby and RoyJamie still end up falling in love (and Freak4Freak'ing).
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14 Aug 2025