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    He would Fall if he succumbed to this. Demonic temptation or not, Aziraphale was certain this would end him. He couldn’t consent to such an act, couldn’t willingly hand himself over to be despoiled by a fiend.

    Ah, there’s the loophole.

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    Nori is on guard duty and hears pretty much everything that goes on between Thorin and Bilbo. This does not leave him entirely unmoved, and when his thoughts turn to Dwalin, he has to find some relief for himself.

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    Hayden finds Lily’s contact and touches the little call button.

    After a short time, the call connects. “Shane,” a breathless sound reaches his ear, a broken heavy Russian accent cut off by a choked up sob. “You scared me.”

    Hayden hangs up.

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    Hayden calls Lily after Shane’s injury

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  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    “Do…” Thorin trailed off, thinking back to her previous words and praying to whatever god would listen that she was right. That this wasn’t too forward. “Do you know how to make a woman like me come?”
    Bilbo paused, her brightly coloured drink frozen halfway to her mouth.
    “That would be telling,” she murmured, taking a sip. “I could describe – in detail, mind you – exactly how I would go about such a thing… or you could meet me in the bathroom in two minutes, and I could show you.”

    Or: the inevitable fem!Bagginshield club hookup AU.

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  5. Public Bookmark 69

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    What begins as Ori only intending to share a bed roll with Fíli for warmth one night, eventually turns into the acquaintances becoming curious about each other after, then falling in love over the course of the quest despite others wishing they would just leave each other be.

    Meanwhile, Thorin is doing his best to be a good example for his eldest sister-son and not act on the urge to let himself be wrapped around one specific Hobbit Omega's fingers. However, he fails spectacularly.

    The rest, as some say, is history.

    Tender, With Teeth Extras Master Post

    (FORMERLY NAMED: Alpha and Omega)
    (Fíliori fanart by @poissond-avril on Tumblr embedded into Ch. 8 of the fic! Badgerandk's fanart from the Hobbit Round Up is linked to the fic. Bagginshield fanart from the Hobbit Round Up by @Yonallaart on Tumblr, embedded into Ch. 7. Forthcoming Chs. 16-18 to be newer KnittedLion fanart created during or after the end of this fic.)

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