illogical_lophopus
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- DCU (Comics) (3)
- Batman - All Media Types (3)
- Batman (Comics) (1)
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“Shut up ‘n do your homework, why don’t ‘cha?” came Todd’s dry response, though lacking any real heat. It had never escaped Damian’s notice that Todd always seemed to soften slightly in his presence, despite what their commonly exchanged insults might suggest.
“Tt. You’re awfully immature for someone who so often claims not to be a child,” Damian shot back, nose scrunching up as he crossed his arms again in a pose he was aware looked eerily similar to Father’s expression of disappointment. “It should also be noted that it’s much too late to be doing homework, especially considering I’ve finished it all for the week.”
“Yeah, yeah, you’re smart, we get it,” Todd huffed, stuffing another chunk of food into his maw.
"And for the sake of your dignity, Todd, do not speak with food in your mouth."
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Or; the batfam, but as a 2010s-ish sitcom where they all live in Bruce's expensive suburban mansion
Series
- Part 1 of Full House (of Bats)
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swallowing your doubt by illogical_lophopus
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
26 Jul 2026
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Jason leaves his coat where he always does.
Dick is back at the manor for a few days, and things are mostly alright.
Problem is, it's laundry day, and Jason can't find his coat.
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Or; turns out not telling your family you're a selkie has negative consequences, sometimes
Series
- Part 1 of to the ocean floor (i will sink)
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not a lot, just forever by illogical_lophopus
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
14 Jun 2026
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Jason knew firsthand how uncomfortable and itchy wings would get when dirt and oil built up for too long without care, and he didn’t want his mother to have to deal with that on top of everything else.
It wasn’t like using soap really changed anything, anyway. It wouldn’t matter whether her wings lacked the oil they needed to lay correctly or not, seeing as flight was forbidden. Still, general maintenance was always beneficial, especially if they had rats coming around. Rats carried mites, and mites just loved to burrow between neglected feathers.
Jason hated mites, and he was determined not to let his mother get them. He’d dealt with his fair share of mites, and they were always a bitch to get rid of — especially on his own. So why make Catherine do it herself when he could help her?
It wasn’t like she would do it on her own, even if he didn’t help her.
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OR: different times that jason handles wing care in the 5+1 format / 5 times jason did wing care by himself or for others, and one time it was done for him!
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Full House (of Bats) by illogical_lophopus
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
22 Aug 2026
Summary
Batfam shenanigans but in a Sitcom Au kinda way (hence a "full house" of bats lol)
only really updated when i feel like it / have time to write
stand-alone one shots, though that may change, idk
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to the ocean floor (i will sink) by illogical_lophopus
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
26 Jul 2026
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pretty much just selkie jason todd!!
will probably end up with lore and plot and stuff, but not guaranteed
so for now, it's semi-related stand-alone works about selkie!jason :)
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