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all that glitters, might be gold by CainRoses
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types
28 Aug 2026
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“Just an interview would be good,” Peter said, clearing his throat. “I’m mostly a photographer, not sure I’ve got the interrogator qualifications.”
“Photographer, hmmm. . .well, I can definitely think of a few things you could take a picture of -” Deadpool started, then stopped, lenses narrowing. “Wait a flaming hot second. Peter Parker? Why does that name sound familiar?”
Peter tensed. Had someone figured out Spiderman’s secret identity and sicced a mercenary on him to try and catch him when he wasn’t in costume?
As Peter began to spiral, Deadpool glanced down at the newspaper in his lap, looking at the front page cover. He squinted, pulled the paper closer to his face, and then let out an auditory gasp.
“Holy shit balls, you’re the guy who takes all those hot pictures of Spiderman!”
“Excuse me?” Peter said, torn between relief and confusion.
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or, Peter has to interview Deadpool, which quickly spirals into him being offered an obscene amount of money to sell Deadpool pictures of Spiderman. Between keeping up his secret identity, Deadpool’s flirting, and a growing mob threat, Peter quickly gets in over his head.
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23 Aug 2026
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“Do you actually have a place to live?”
Dennis has never been a good liar, and Jack Abbot’s unrelenting stare might as well be a polygraph test.
“I’m currently between places,” he admits.
Abbot works his jaw, head tilting to the side as he continues to assess Dennis like he’s a patient in his ED.
“Do you own a car?” He asks, his voice sounding softer to Dennis but maybe it's just dampened by the sound of his own pulse in his ears.
“Not at the moment, no, I’m actually-”
“Between cars?” Abbot finishes for him.
Shame pushes Dennis’s head down. “Yeah, something like that.”
Abbot continues to stare at him -does this guy ever blink?- before he sighs and shakes his head.
"Alright, pack your shit," He orders, clearly having heard enough.
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Jack discovers Dennis instead of Trinity. Behind closed doors, neither of them is really holding it together, and an unlikely support system is formed.
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20 Mar 2026
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Dennis couldn't remember the last time he had been present in a space that wasn't cleaned of him. It might have had something to do with a more conservative upbringing, or the plethora of children inhabiting a house built for Christian magazines. White walls, white counters, white tile. If he'd stayed, he'd be wearing his white shirts, an outward manifestation of the clean body underneath.
Otherwise known as Dennis's religious trauma, leading to him living as a Beta. He becomes obsessed with Robby and Jack because their scents can get through his thoroughly abused nose and set his hormones ablaze. Of course, he knows both men are probably already mated and pupped up, so he tries to ignore it. Unless.
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20 Mar 2026
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“You did good back there, Whitaker. You should be proud.”
"I try not to take pride in my works. I was raised Christian.”
“I see. God or not, you still did good.”Dennis worked hard to avoid The Seven Deadly Sins. Robby won't have his new favorite falling too far into self-doubt, even if he might have to recruit some help to do it.
or, this prompt by puppydogwhitaker on tumblr:
can someone please do a seven deadly sins fic where rabbot pushes dennis to go against his religious programming?like he takes pride in doing a good job in the er when robby praises him, he’s greedy about robby mentorship and time, he’s lustful when he watched the husbands interact, he’s wrathful when a patient tries to hurt one of them, he’s envious when langdon comes back and him and robby make amends, he’s gluttonous and gets drunk as fuck on a night out with the team and finally makes a move. it culminates in him committing sloth and having a lazy day in bed with them.
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19 Mar 2026
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Dennis Whitaker is having a no good very bad day, firstly he is working with his married boss and Crush Dr Robby and he can't seem to not run into him everywhere, secondly he hasn't been able to sneak any almost expired blood bags from hospital storage in three weeks and thirdly, he is being dragged to a new bar for what Santos is calling a "we survived another week of residency" celebration
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19 Mar 2026