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What Lies in the Wasteland by imonlyjoking
Fandoms: Borderlands, Tales from the Borderlands - Fandom, Borderlands (Video Games)
23 Aug 2024
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Rhys and Jack are left stranded in the Pandoran wasteland together.
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Dating the infamous Handsome Jack comes with a fair share of challenges for Rhys.
Too bad no one trained him on how to deal with the media.
(can be read as stand alone)
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- Part 3 of Satisfaction Guaranteed Rhack Collection
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Memoirs of a Meat Nanny by imonlyjoking for DarkTwinTeeko
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
15 Mar 2022
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Tftbl AU after discovering the Vault Key was a major failure, Rhys and Vaughn are dragged back to Helios to face repercussions.
As if having your skull eyeballed like a jar of candy wasn’t bad enough, Rhys has to spend the next four weeks with an extremely dangerous A.I in his head. More specifically, the extremely dangerous A.I of Hyperion’s former CEO.
Gift Fic for the amazing DarkTwinTeeko! (ZombiDJ) with fanart included in story :3
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Rhys knows his werewolf boyfriend loves a good chase.
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The Handsome Sorcerer has taken Rhys in as his apprentice.
(will be on and off hiatus)
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- Part 1 of Bunkers & Badasses AU
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Satisfaction Guaranteed Rhack Collection by imonlyjoking
Fandom Borderlands, Borderlands (Video Games)
31 Aug 2022
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“Hmmm, so, Al, I was thinking… It’s clear that for some reason you want me to divide from Vel and Val, and considering how everything is playing out, I’m willing to do that for you.” A claw ran down Alastor’s neck, but the radio demon kept himself perfectly still. “I just think that in return, I could use a—oh, how did you put it?—a teensy-weensy little condition, maybe two~!”
“Curiosity compels me to ask, what are those conditions?” Alastor asked, his tone carefully even as he raised an eyebrow.
“Just do me the favor of actually taking down that little protective barrier that doesn’t allow my cameras to work for the broadcast, and, at some point, I think a little lip-lock on stage would be absolutely perfect. After all, name something that could make that Princess feel worse?! Imagine the look on her fucking face! Her first little tenant was always a spy, her father told to get lost and then captured due to her own actions, and on top of that her first employee forced into such a position of pain for him—it would be utterly beautiful.”
Stay silent, Lucifer, Alastor demanded mentally.
Oneshot Post S2Ep6
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14 Nov 2025
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After the battle with Adam Alastor suffers from memory loss and flees to the part of the city that still seems familiar to him. The old bar he remembers is still there, but its surroundings look different. Vox picks him up and sees an opportunity to shape the Radiodemon to his liking. After all: the last thing he remembers is a scene from almost ten years ago, when they were still on good terms.
Vox takes him in, trying to isolate him from the outside world and most importantly the other Vees and the hotel. A masterplan is formed. Will he succeed in convincing Alastor that they formed a team years ago, or will he fail dramatically and suffer the consequences?
Or: Vox finds Alastor after his battle with Adam. Alastor suffers from memory loss. Vox is an asshole about it.
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12 Nov 2025
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Alastor underestimates Vox.
Vox uses his deal with Alastor (and some poorly explained electromagnetic tomfoolery) to overwrite Alastor's contract with Rosie. Before long, Vox's influence spreads like a virus.
Alastor believes he is still in control until he is not.
(Valentino just wants his bed back)
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- Part 1 of The Future Is Limitless
Bookmarked by imonlyjoking
11 Nov 2025
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Ukitake Jushiro and Kyoraku Shunsui have always been in a class of their own: in school, in battle, and in love.
Bookmarked by imonlyjoking
22 May 2025
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Greek Gods, Chicken Dances, and Incontinent Canines, oh my! by KallyKnits
Fandoms: Fables: The Wolf Among Us (Video Game), Fables - Willingham
05 Nov 2024
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After a night neither can completely remember, Bigby Wolf and Snow White find themselves sharing Snow’s bed. While trying to figure out how that happened, they also have to solve the mystery of an oddly threatening note, demanding that Snow dances at the Pudding n’ Pie, along with figuring out why several Greek gods are hanging out in Fabletown, and to top it all off, a rogue dog is running through the garden wreaking havoc.
Will Bigby and Snow manage to keep the peace? But more importantly, will they find themselves tempted to share a bed again?
Bookmarked by imonlyjoking
03 Feb 2025