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“Hmmm, so, Al, I was thinking… It’s clear that for some reason you want me to divide from Vel and Val, and considering how everything is playing out, I’m willing to do that for you.” A claw ran down Alastor’s neck, but the radio demon kept himself perfectly still. “I just think that in return, I could use a—oh, how did you put it?—a teensy-weensy little condition, maybe two~!”
“Curiosity compels me to ask, what are those conditions?” Alastor asked, his tone carefully even as he raised an eyebrow.
“Just do me the favor of actually taking down that little protective barrier that doesn’t allow my cameras to work for the broadcast, and, at some point, I think a little lip-lock on stage would be absolutely perfect. After all, name something that could make that Princess feel worse?! Imagine the look on her fucking face! Her first little tenant was always a spy, her father told to get lost and then captured due to her own actions, and on top of that her first employee forced into such a position of pain for him—it would be utterly beautiful.”
Stay silent, Lucifer, Alastor demanded mentally.
Oneshot Post S2Ep6
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14 Nov 2025
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After the battle with Adam Alastor suffers from memory loss and flees to the part of the city that still seems familiar to him. The old bar he remembers is still there, but its surroundings look different. Vox picks him up and sees an opportunity to shape the Radiodemon to his liking. After all: the last thing he remembers is a scene from almost ten years ago, when they were still on good terms.
Vox takes him in, trying to isolate him from the outside world and most importantly the other Vees and the hotel. A masterplan is formed. Will he succeed in convincing Alastor that they formed a team years ago, or will he fail dramatically and suffer the consequences?
Or: Vox finds Alastor after his battle with Adam. Alastor suffers from memory loss. Vox is an asshole about it.
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12 Nov 2025
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Alastor underestimates Vox.
Vox uses his deal with Alastor (and some poorly explained electromagnetic tomfoolery) to overwrite Alastor's contract with Rosie. Before long, Vox's influence spreads like a virus.
Alastor believes he is still in control until he is not.
(Valentino just wants his bed back)
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- Part 1 of The Future Is Limitless
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11 Nov 2025
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Ukitake Jushiro and Kyoraku Shunsui have always been in a class of their own: in school, in battle, and in love.
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22 May 2025
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Greek Gods, Chicken Dances, and Incontinent Canines, oh my! by KallyKnits
Fandoms: Fables: The Wolf Among Us (Video Game), Fables - Willingham
05 Nov 2024
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After a night neither can completely remember, Bigby Wolf and Snow White find themselves sharing Snow’s bed. While trying to figure out how that happened, they also have to solve the mystery of an oddly threatening note, demanding that Snow dances at the Pudding n’ Pie, along with figuring out why several Greek gods are hanging out in Fabletown, and to top it all off, a rogue dog is running through the garden wreaking havoc.
Will Bigby and Snow manage to keep the peace? But more importantly, will they find themselves tempted to share a bed again?
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03 Feb 2025
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Rhys Strongfork.
A low level Hyperion programmer that no one hardly batted an eye to. He wasn’t important. He was a liability that they could afford to lose. To the company itself he was nothing.
He didn’t know what it was that Jack liked about him so much. Perhaps it was because he was just closest to the door when he tossed his old PA out the airlock. Who knows? But Jack had quickly promoted him from “Low Level Hyperion Programmer” to “Handsome Goddamn Jack’s Personal Assistant”
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- Part 2 of Closest To The Door Series
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01 Feb 2025
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Rhys Strongfork was already struggling to fit into his new role as co-CEO of Hyperion when he discovers there might be something horribly wrong with Helios, or maybe even with Jack himself.
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16 Sep 2024
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So many good moments between Jack and Rhys gonna reread n comment <3
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After Fiona and Sasha's unsuccessful attempt at stealing a tour guide's ID card aboard the Hyperion space station, Rhys is forced to come up with a new plan on how to infiltrate the late Handsome Jack's office. Fortunately for him, there is intel of a spare outfit hiding in an unsuspecting closed down shop that could potentially earn him the temporary title of Handsome Jack's no. 1 fan.
Where did this intel come from?
Obviously not the AI riding shotgun in Rhys' head *wink wink*.
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11 Sep 2024
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Afterwards, he went around with his usual duties. Getting a quick roundabout from his PA, checking several sectors himself and looking through the thousands of messages already sent to him via ECHOs. Rhys was ready to finally take on the day, yet when he made his way to the office, he saw the unusual envelope right by the edge of his desk.
“For Rhys” was written on it. Straightforward enough.
Or Rhys gets a letter from a secret admirer.
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- Part 8 of Atlas AU
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05 Sep 2024
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Rhys is a graduate student writing his Criminal Psychology dissertation on prison reformation arcoss Pandora. For his research, he's granted an opportunity to work with Handsome Jack, the infamous head of the most notorious criminal empire in Pandora's history who narrowly avoided the death sentence during reformation. Acclimated to his life in prison, where he rules the roost with his loyal circle of connections, Jack sees Rhys as nothing but something to amuse himself with at first, to which Rhys feels contempt for. But as they get further under each other's skin, their opinions of one another start to shift. Rhys begins to question everything he previously believed about Jack. Soon, Rhys finds himself less concerned with his research, and more concerned with his own moral downfall. Because Jack's got a plan to escape his fate of lifelong imprisonment, and Rhys just might be convinced to help him in regaining his freedom.
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04 Sep 2024
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A down on his luck contortionist (Rhys) and his magician brother (Vaughn) seek employment with the Bartelli Brothers Circus following the destruction of their previous outfit. The Ringmaster shows an interest in the tall, supple younger man.
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- Part 1 of Horses, Hot Nights, and Hard Times
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A not so chance encounter on the Zanara leads to Jack and Rhys having to fight for their lives and freedom. In order to succeed they have to learn to trust and depend on each other, but both of them have been burned before and neither is eager to repeat that experience.
Though surrounded by enemies and connected by a strange kind of magic neither of them understands, they might not exactly have a choice.
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There was once a man called Jack, and he had been betrayed or abandoned by everyone he ever cared about, and he decided that if he ever cared about anyone ever again, he was going to betray or abandon them first.
Then Jack made a friend. His name was Rhys.
Chapter 5 of Tales happened. Rhys kept the eye.
Welcome to the fix-it. It's gonna take a while. (It'll be worth it.)
December 2024 note: THERE IS NOW A PODFIC OF LOST AND FOUND IN THE WORKS! It's a beautiful production by bonedaze, and the first chapter is here>>.
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- Part 2 of The Lost and Found Multiverse
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Everyone needs a break now and again and Handsome Jack is no exception. After a particularly stressful month he decides to relax and recharge in his beach house on Aquator.
He totally forgets it's Valentine's Day. A fact he is reminded of when he crashes the date of one Rhys Strongfork. But maybe everything works out for the best.
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15 Feb 2022
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Being Jack's co-CEO should mean Rhys had everything he could want, but the truth was, Rhys felt like Number Two to Helios's Number One. Rhys did not command the same level of love, respect, and fear from the employees, and it rankled.
Sensing Rhys's tension toward him, Jack decided he should wingman up Rhys a hot date to help him get laid, to blow off steam. The night went horribly wrong when Jack took his eyes off his Rhysie for a few moments... The unresolved feelings on both sides sure didn't help.
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07 Feb 2022
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Three hours after Helios burns to the ground, Rhys misplaces the ECHOeye somewhere in the Pandoran desert. Three years after that, Promethea is plunged into a planet-wide blackout, courtesy of Handsome Jack himself.
"Heya Rhysie. D'ya miss me?"
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17 Jan 2022
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Jack Lawrence, a man of skepticism and science, experiences a supernatural event the evening before a tragic freak accident.
Hearing of a certain cryptid being sighted, one matching the description of this past vision, Jack travels back to Old Haven on a hunch that he may finally be able to get some answers.
The residents of Old Haven prove unhelpful, leaving Jack getting nowhere fast, until he’s led to the door of local eccentric and self-proclaimed hermit Rhys.
Rhys shows little eagerness to cooperate, but as they spend more time together, Jack is convinced there’s more to Rhys than what he initially believed.
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Drabbles I take from prompts I find or ideas from people that I steal consensually :P
All containing Rhack and Gayperion (platonic for the most part, they still act fruity and Jack doesn't mind it.) -
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Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
28 May 2021
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“Oh? So naughty Tanjiro, had I known you harbored designs to seduce me, I would have stolen you away sooner,” Rengoku husks, teasing and light.
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13 Nov 2021
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Shadows by Caffeinated_Owlbear
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games), Don't Starve (Video Game)
30 Sep 2025
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When Rhys receives a message from Jack Carter, a legendary inventor gone mysteriously missing half a century ago, he doesn't think twice before agreeing to help the man out of his predicament in another dimension.
He really should have.
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07 Nov 2021