20 Works by incognitotoro
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Hell Might Be Worth It by incognitotoro
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Andor (TV)
04 Nov 2025
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Jyn and Cassian try to get back to normal after Scarif.
They fail. Catastrophically.AKA, seven deadly sins, Rebelcaptain style.
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Partners in Science (Then Crime, Then Science again) by Crankeet (incognitotoro)
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
21 Jul 2025
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The crystal is stablized, Jayce has gone from being expelled in disgrace to a promising new researcher backed by the council, and the future gleams before him.
Except it turns out that creating a whole research project pretty much from scratch after pulling an all-nighter than ended with breaking and entering, an explosion that may or may not have ever even happened and a distortion in the literal fabric of reality- well, it turns out that it's a lot of work.
And then there's the fact that he only learned his partner's name 24 hours ago and apart what could be gleaned from a wild night of equations and illicit science projects, he doesn't know anything at all about the man.
Yeah, this will go great.
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A Filthy Kind of Kismet by incognitotoro
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Andor (TV), Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
23 May 2025
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Just another job, just another mission, and Cassian's luck being what it was; just another meticulously crafted plan going sideways faster than a droid with a broken wheel.
This time though, despite being trapped in an enclosed space with a 5'3 ball of chaos and concealed weapons, there might just be a silver lining. They have time to kill, after all.
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A Fly in the Potion. A Doxy in the Wrench. by incognitotoro
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Die Hard (Movies)
01 Apr 2025
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Die Hard, but make it Dramione. That's it. That's the fic.
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From @galacticidiots prompt on twitter: Hermione is waiting for her blind date at a bar but when he arrives she realizes he’s her pesky colleague so she panics and sits down at Draco Malfoy’s table. He’s severely unimpressed.
Was a oneshot, now a trilogy :)
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Chrissy gets a job on a cruise ship to escape Jason and her mother. It's supposed to be a clean slate, but the past has a habit of catching up with you, and she's not the only one who wanted to escape.
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A reunion, a change of perspective, an indulgence, and a revelation, all in the hazy light of the midnight sun.
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After she makes a rare impulse decision during a stressful situation, Hermione finds her life taking a sharp and unexpected turn.
The Job: Six months on an island in County Galway to excavate/study/secure a ruined medieval castle that was once home to a powerful and dangerous witch. Entirely within her capabilities. The problem was the partner.
The Partner: Draco Malfoy; black-hearted villain, sarcasm addict and chronic over-dresser.If only he was the only problem.
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Five times Pansy was mean to Neville, and one time they realised that's her love language.
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In the aftermath of Morn's shocking and unexpected demise, Julian and his friends raise a glass in his memory. Too many glasses later, Julian says something that rings with a little too much truth, and Garak isn't going to let it go.
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Honor Among Thieves by Bookloverdream (Blessedindeed), incognitotoro
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jun 2022
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A Dramione Cat-Burglar AU for Dramione Double the Trouble Fest.
The eerie moonlight illuminated his pale skin and a flash of white-blond hair that had escaped his hood as he gazed down at his prize, her prize. The eye of Dionysus, sparkling in his outstretched palm.
The very sight of him irked her. The sheer arrogance of it. No disillusionment charms, no disguises, not even bothering to stick to the shadows, the cocky little-
“Your disillusionment charms could use some work.” He called, his voice soft and smooth, but still cutting through the quiet night air like a knife through butter.
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If you replace every plank one by one, is it the same ship you started with? What happens when things you used to care about just... don't matter anymore? Wasn't it completely and utterly innappropriate for the Head Girl to be skulking in dark corners and muttering 'I solemnly swear I am up to no good'- and more importantly, why on earth didn't she care?
Hermione had thought she knew who she was, she thought she knew what she wanted out of life, but now she felt like a stranger at Hogwarts, and with each passing day she is nudged towards one horrifying conclusion:
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The weather outside is frightful... by incognitotoro
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2021
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“So, I’m not exactly a survival expert, but I’m pretty sure the best way to stay warm-”
“Don’t- don’t say it-”
“-Is to share-”
“Oh no…”
“Share body heat.”Hermione and Draco are stranded in a shack during a blizzard. Tropes ensue.
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Masks conceal one face, but they reveal another.
The tenth anniversary of the end of the war is being marked by a lavish masquerade spread over three nights. It’s the event of the decade, but most importantly, it’s a perfect opportunity for her to escape the impossible pressure of being Hermione Granger.
Unfortunately, it’s also the perfect opportunity to escape the endless shame of being Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 1 of There's a Kind of Magic in Masks
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The tenth anniversary of the end of the war is being marked by a lavish masquerade spread over three nights. It’s the event of the decade, and Pansy can't wait, but these days nothing quite seems to go the way she expected.
Not since five months ago, when she made the mistake of wandering into Greenhouse Number Three.
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- Part 2 of There's a Kind of Magic in Masks
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A serious illness and a week of fever dreams force Katara to confront the issues between her and Aang. When the fever passes and she separates from the Avatar, her dreams take a different turn. Unsure where to go to begin her new life, she decides to trust the dreams and visit an old friend.
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Hermione was perfectly happy working her way up the ranks in Magical Policy, but she couldn’t exactly refuse the Minister for Magic himself when he asked her personally to help with the Muggle Society Integration Program.
Of course she hadn’t expected her charge to be Draco Malfoy of all people, but she was a professional, dammit, not to mention a war hero. She just had to get through this one hellish week.
It’s just one week. She could handle one week with Draco Malfoy, right?
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'Twas the Night Before Mercenary Day by incognitotoro
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
24 Dec 2019
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Rhys comes home after a long day at work to find that he's going to celebrate Mercenary Day, whether he likes it or not.
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Fiona never could help herself, she always had to know. She was definitely the cat that curiosity killed. Well, not killed quite yet; but not for want of trying. So while she never would have predicted the journey that got her here from lugging that fake vault key through Hollow Point, she couldn’t quite bring herself to be surprised that here she was; standing in an echoey room with her hand poised over a weird glowy box thing. What was mildly surprising was the company.
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A friendly drinking contest between the Hyperion Stooge and the Pandoran Hustler gets rather more friendly than either of them expected.