intangible_effigies
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Where Life Escapes Us by intangible_effigies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
29 May 2026
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For a crime you'd never intended to commit, you find yourself cast out of the hamlet where you'd always lived, forced to flee with nothing but the clothing on your back as you ran for your life through the dense surrounding forest. When you stumble across an elegant cottage in the middle of the woods, you think your prayers for sanctuary have been answered... but the more time goes by, the clearer it becomes that the house's two handsome inhabitants may not be entirely what they seem. Is your haven as safe as you initially hope? Or have you just managed to land yourself in a situation where the threat is more insidious?
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coming hard (coming home) by intangible_effigies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
20 May 2026
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At the end of a long day at work, you get home to find that Eddie has already prepared dinner. You make the most of your unexpected free time and ride him on the couch.
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won’t you stay (and never let me go) by intangible_effigies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
17 May 2026
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Volt is feeling overwhelmed and clingy today. You and Eddie reassure him that you'll always be there to support him.
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you have me (in the palm of your hands) by intangible_effigies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 May 2026
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An evening of tarot reading and palmistry leads Eddie to confess that he wants to start a family with you and Volt. The two of you are eager to bring his dreams to fruition.
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to get a bit of your attention by intangible_effigies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
09 May 2026
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It was dangerous for Volt to have access to the internet.
You should’ve known. You should’ve known something was amiss when he had brought it up last week, when he had given you that look of ignorance, of innocence, and had asked you to explain what the deal was with the “gray sweatpants” meme he had run across online. Because the thing was, Volt didn’t particularly care about memes. He and Eddie were both old—and old-fashioned. When you and Mac had tried to introduce them to meme culture, they had just given you blank stares. So why did he suddenly care to understand this particular meme? And how the fuck had he run across it in the first place?
But you hadn’t questioned it, had just taken his curiosity at face value, had explained it with rosy cheeks and tried to change the subject.
And now, here you were.
Or, Volt buys a pair of light gray, form-fitting sweatpants, and he looks distractingly good in them.
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Watts For Breakfast by BringBackMaes14
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Feb 2026
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“I was just thinking recently that I still haven’t partaken of my favorite meal in this kitchen.” Volt runs his tongue over the shell of Eddie’s ear. “On this counter.”
Eddie swallows loudly, his throat clicking and jaw working firmly under Volt’s grip. “And uh…” He averts his eyes. “How do you plan to… partake of this meal?”
“With gusto. I intend to savor it, and to leave satisfied.” Volt’s voice lowers to a whisper, but his eyes shine. “I may even lick the plate clean, if the meal is good enough.”
Eddie is practically trembling against Volt. He can see the imagery—the pleasure—washing over him and flickering behind his steel eyes. Eddie rolls his ass down against Volt—intentionally this time. “Well don’t let me stop you from having your… your favorite meal.”
But Volt does pause because that stutter was specific. Eddie was doubting himself. He was doubting that he is Volt’s favorite. That he is worth being called Volt’s favorite. And that won’t do at all.
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- Part 5 of Static and Lace Series
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When You Told Me (We'd Get Back Together) by SilentMusiic
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Dec 2025
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Six years ago, you and Eddison Watts mutually broke off your long-term relationship.
Six minutes ago, Eddison Watts walked into the party with someone who wasn’t you on his arm.
You’re ready to turn and run. They’ve got other tricks up their sleeves.
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Pull the Plug by BringBackMaes14 for Silver_JusticeWriting
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
06 Mar 2026
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“Eddie… Volt, come on, do we have to do this?”
Volt smiles down at you from where he’s standing over your head at the foot of the bed—fully clothed—and pets a hand through your hair. “Come now, live wire. It’s just a bit of fun. Isn’t it one of your amusing human sayings? ‘All good things come to those who wait’? A little delayed gratification never hurts.”
“Volt is right. Plus the trip to the hotel where we’re staying for the conference is only an hour away,” Eddie speaks up from between your legs where he is also, much to your dismay, fully clothed.
His fingers continue to slowly pump in and out of you and you feel delirious. You want his mouth, his cock, even for him to just press his thumb against your clit—something other than this mind-numbingly slow fingering that they’ve made perfectly clear is just for preparation. A feeble whine escapes your lips when Eddie pushes his pinkie finger in alongside the other three he was already torturing you with.
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Eddie takes a late-night drive and ends up at your place. Volt wants to hear all the dirty details.
AKA: Fucking Eddie in a car while Volt listens over the phone. Post-realisation.
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- Part 2 of eddie & volt one shots
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A Show of Gratitude by BringBackMaes14 for SatiricalDraperies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Apr 2026
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“You were cute up there.”
“Cute?” Chairemi squeaks, her fingers still in Volt’s tender grasp.
“Oh very,” Volt interjects. His eyes trace up and down Chairemi’s figure. Eddie’s do the same. “If we had known how delightful your little outfits were, and how sweet and powerful your voice was, we might have come to show our support a lot sooner. Of course, we already knew the beauties of your voice from hearing you call orders at the club.”
“Ignore him. Your skill was the star. And showing up was the least Volt and I could do after all the help you’ve given us at the Breaker Box. In fact, we were talking, and we were wondering if you wanted to join us back there for drinks? To celebrate a good performance?” Eddie scratches awkwardly at the back of his neck. “Only if you want to though.”
Chairemi’s head is spinning. So much just happened in this tiny interaction. This is all so far removed from the professional personas she’s come to know Volt and Eddie for. They’re both looking at her expectantly. Volt still hasn’t dropped her hand, and he rubs his thumb over her knuckles.
It’s just an invitation for drinks. What could go wrong?