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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    purpleGuy
    nicotine kills you, you know! weed is much safer!
    LetterScrambler
    Tell that to my brother.
    purpleGuy
    which one?
    LetterScrambler
    The gay one.
    purpleGuy
    which one?

    Or, it's 2010 and Dee and Dave run a roleplay forum, but they don't know each other in real life.

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    01 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SO CUTE AND CREATIVE OH MY GOODNESS......

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Oh, aren’t ye’ the absolute cutest~” she cooed once Dave caught her attention, standing tall despite having to look up at him when she reached a hand to pinch his cheek.

    “Aye, none o’ that, ya’ hear me?!” Dave demanded, swatting Vanny’s hand away which only seemed to receive a giggle from her as she cooed at the gesture.

    “I’m Vanny, weren’t ye’ told? Got hired t’day!” she explained, proudly grabbing her badge where it was pinned to her shirt—a bright yellow fabric that went well in combination with her eager tone of voice—and presenting it to Dave.

     

    Or: a fic that elaborates on the post DirectDogman made about Vanny being in DSAF—in which Dave insists on killing kids despite Vanny finding them far too cute to do so, and Jack gets tangled in a lie while being caught in between the two.

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    25 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    Neither Benny or Bones were very keen of sharing, but if both wanted a piece of Edwyn Gates, they’d have to. And both certainly, intended to outshine the other in the ravenet’s eyes.

    And Eddie would be lying, if he said that didn’t turn him on.

     

    OR; Benny and Bones try to sweep Eddie off of his feet while actively fighting against the other. Eddie likes it more than he should.

    Takes place during the Vick route, in the freeroll section.

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    10 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    IM SO CRAZY

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Jack groaned and threw his hands out in exasperation. “Did you hire this guy just to piss me off or something? Is this about last week's token incident? Because I swear it wa—"

    “—First of all, not everything’s about you,” Steven butted in, shutting Jack up. “And second, you could use the help— I could use the help.”

    And before Jack could even get a word in edgewise, Steven rattled off, “You’re always talking to yourself, the kids don’t like your attitude, and you don’t even know our token to dollar exchange rate.”

    Jack didn’t see his point. “So?”

    Steven did not dignify him with a response. “His name’s Dave. Dave Miller. And he’s coming in later today, so be nice.”

     

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    Jack Kennedy finds himself reluctantly holding a soft spot for his weird, new, purple coworker.

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    23 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    READING CURRENTLY!!!!!!! FIRE FIRE PEAK PEAK PEAP