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    You're Dave Strider, and a few weeks back you got a phone call from someone claiming to be your long lost sister. Now, she may be offering you a way out of your (mostly) shitty life.

     

    (fic title is a lyric from "be nice to me," by the front bottoms)

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    31 Oct 2024

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    Karkat gets a job at a convenience store. His new coworker is kind of suspicious and he wonders who their boss is but he needs the cash.

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    10 Feb 2022

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    (FIC HAS BEEN FULLY REVISED AND EDITED TO THIRD-PERSON POV! REVISED AS OF 6/30/21! WOO!)

    Wherein Deadpool is reluctantly hired to protect Peter Parker from an organization out to hunt him, with varying success on both ends and quite a lot of feelings, revelations, and identity crises.

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    04 Jul 2021

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    Hydra has had Peter in their custody for three years. Deadpool is hired to break him out. Throw in an alien symbiote, motels, and superhero explosions and things get gay.

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    24 May 2021

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    When Peter ends up in an alternate timeline, he finds himself in a world where he is a successful photographer living his best life with Gwen--
    --and Wade is dying of cancer alone in the apartment they used to share.

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    The eyes that opened to peer at him were dark and nearly lifeless, cloudy with pain not quite dulled by the morphine. “You’re not my Peter.” The Wade on the bed rasped, his breath rattling through his lungs. “Which Peter are you?”

    “Which Peter am I?” he repeated dumbly. “I–what–um–”

    “Multiverse, right?” Wade coughed and it was awful. “Always knew you would figure it out one day. What happened, did you and my Peter switch places?”

    “No we– I mean yes, multiverse but I’m just here visiting and–” Peter didn’t even know what say, gesturing around to the various machines. “You’re sick. You’re sick and I– what happened? Are you okay? What happened to you?”

    “Oh.” Wade smiled and it wasn’t anything like it should have been, weak and shaky and not near bright enough. “Let me guess– I’m not dying of cancer in your universe, am I?”

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    05 Apr 2021