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you're a flashlight in a dark room for the loneliest blackout by curiousinstigator
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Jul 2024
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You're Dave Strider, and a few weeks back you got a phone call from someone claiming to be your long lost sister. Now, she may be offering you a way out of your (mostly) shitty life.
(fic title is a lyric from "be nice to me," by the front bottoms)
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31 Oct 2024
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Karkat gets a job at a convenience store. His new coworker is kind of suspicious and he wonders who their boss is but he needs the cash.
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- English
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- 131,421
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- 28/28
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- 752
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10 Feb 2022
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Dissonance by stuckybarnes
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jun 2021
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(FIC HAS BEEN FULLY REVISED AND EDITED TO THIRD-PERSON POV! REVISED AS OF 6/30/21! WOO!)
Wherein Deadpool is reluctantly hired to protect Peter Parker from an organization out to hunt him, with varying success on both ends and quite a lot of feelings, revelations, and identity crises.
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- English
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- 122,063
- Chapters:
- 44/44
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- 16
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- 2,710
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04 Jul 2021
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we're on a highway to hell (with a little bit of heaven) by dabblingwithwords
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
20 Jun 2018
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Hydra has had Peter in their custody for three years. Deadpool is hired to break him out. Throw in an alien symbiote, motels, and superhero explosions and things get gay.
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- Part 1 of Roadtrip Playlist
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 107,557
- Chapters:
- 22/22
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- 18
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- 3,084
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24 May 2021
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Every Version of You by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
14 Jul 2019
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When Peter ends up in an alternate timeline, he finds himself in a world where he is a successful photographer living his best life with Gwen--
--and Wade is dying of cancer alone in the apartment they used to share.****************
The eyes that opened to peer at him were dark and nearly lifeless, cloudy with pain not quite dulled by the morphine. “You’re not my Peter.” The Wade on the bed rasped, his breath rattling through his lungs. “Which Peter are you?”“Which Peter am I?” he repeated dumbly. “I–what–um–”
“Multiverse, right?” Wade coughed and it was awful. “Always knew you would figure it out one day. What happened, did you and my Peter switch places?”
“No we– I mean yes, multiverse but I’m just here visiting and–” Peter didn’t even know what say, gesturing around to the various machines. “You’re sick. You’re sick and I– what happened? Are you okay? What happened to you?”
“Oh.” Wade smiled and it wasn’t anything like it should have been, weak and shaky and not near bright enough. “Let me guess– I’m not dying of cancer in your universe, am I?”
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- Part 44 of Short Stories!
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- English
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- 5,409
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- 1/1
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- 3
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- 184
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05 Apr 2021
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Tell Me No Lies by astuteweasel (whimsicalmeerkat)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
22 Jan 2021
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Sometimes having a secret identity is hard. It interferes with relationships and means Peter always had some level of distance from just about everyone in his life. Usually he didn’t think about it while he was at the grocery store though. He glanced around. Surely he would hear anyone who was coming with enough time to not get caught if he shot out a quick web and pulled down the jar of fancy spaghetti sauce that was mocking him from the top shelf.
Or
Five times Peter asks Wade a question and one time Wade has a question of his own.
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- English
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- 5,319
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 2
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- 116
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03 Apr 2021
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Becoming A Spider And Finding Love by Lemonworshiper
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Apr 2020
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Deadpool breaks into an apartment while running from the cops and finds trust and maybe a friend in the occupant of the owner of said apartment. But what happens when Peter gets bitten by a radioactive spider and suddenly has super powers? (Warnings for later chapters for graphic depictions of rape) more tags and characters will be added as I go along. Rated M for now it will more than likely change after later chapters.
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- Part 1 of Becoming A Spider
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- English
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- 122,585
- Chapters:
- 39/39
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- 264
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13 Mar 2021
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Happy Birthday Wade by idkisuckatusernames
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
02 Aug 2020
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It's Wade's birthday, and Peter tied himself up as the gift
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06 Feb 2021
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Something From The Past by ArtWolf
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 May 2020
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Peter shouldn't be seeing him. He shouldn't. He's not supposed to be real. He's only a repressed memory. Only a bad dream.
He shouldn't see him.
(Fair bit of Warning, there will a descriptive torture scene in chapter 3. Please be safe while reading)
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- English
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- 12,072
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- 3/3
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06 Feb 2021
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Safe and Suburban by MutantsandSoldiers
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Aug 2020
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Peter just bought a house in a very nice suburban neighborhood. His neighbor is a bit of a recluse but that doesn't deter the scientist from making friends with the solitary man. A new house, new friend, safe neighborhood...what could go wrong?
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- Part 7 of Spideypool Bingo 2020
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- English
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- 14,869
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 94
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- 6,012
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01 Feb 2021
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Take Me Home Tonight by androidbabygirl
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics)
20 Dec 2020
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It's the anniversary of Uncle Ben's death, and Peter Parker is sick with guilt. He ends up in a shitty dive bar, intending to find the meanest drunk there and let them absolutely wreck him. He goes home with Wade Wilson, who looks the part of a cruel bastard. But what happens when Peter doesn't get the treatment he's expecting?
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17 Jan 2021
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Those Tights Look Good On You - Spideypool oneshot by orphan_account
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Dec 2020
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Peter Parker is told that he has a new mission by Nick Fury, but will it end the way he wants it to? Deadpool obviously has to be on the mission to, and what the outcome is... Changes his mind.
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15 Jan 2021
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Shutterbug by DerRumtreiber
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Jan 2021
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"Oh my God. I told you my name. I told you my name. Oh God."
It's lucky the alley by the coffee shop is empty, because Peter is about to hyperventilate.
"Well yeah, technically you did, sure. But you really think I found your address and real phone number and didn't manage to catch your name, too?"
Oh yeah, there's the panic attack.
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Wade accidentally reveals that he knows more about Peter than he's let on, and decides tit for tat will make them even.
Once Peter catches on, he makes sure he gets what he's properly owed (in his own awkward way).Series
- Part 2 of TFLN Shorties
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- English
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- 3/3
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06 Jan 2021
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More Than Pancakes by TheKenwick
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
09 Oct 2021
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Deadpool has been hired to gather information about Spider-Man, but he is a fickle bug, and the job is taking longer than expected. Obviously this could put him at odds with his favorite hero, but there's a shit ton of money involved, and it's not like his client would be able to kill the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man. Wade definitely has everything under control.
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- English
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- 148,433
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- 34/34
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- 403
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23 Dec 2020
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we are all meant for softer things (even, especially, you) by the_wicked_child
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
21 Feb 2019
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Wade is contracted to kill Spider-man, but after some surveillance he decides the hero is just too chill to kill. Too sweet to defeat. Too squish to extinguish. Too golden boy to destroy. (Etcetera.)
Somehow, instead of blowing up in his face, it avalanches into a tentative friendship filled with crime-fighting, Netflix bingeing, top notch take-out, city-saving, shenanigans, weird alien symbiotes, and personal growth.
Which is pretty much when Wade knows he’s fucked. But like, maybe in the good way, for once?
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- Part 1 of we are soft
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- English
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- 40,392
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- 17/17
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- 874
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- 8,859
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- 125,013
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15 Dec 2020
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Strawberry Daiquiri by DarkMoonMaiden
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Aug 2017
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Peter and Wade meet at a college party.
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21 Nov 2020
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boyfriend material by rupertgayes
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
03 Jan 2022
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Peter realizes he might actually have some interest in Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool, aka the mercenary who was, up until a few months ago, definitely the type of person Peter would be fighting on sight.
Well, just because Deadpool is reformed doesn't mean he's boyfriend material, right?
5 times where Peter has doubts that the two of them could ever work, and 1 time where... well, who knows?
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- Part 2 of just my type
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03 Nov 2020
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A Moment of Weakness by MutantsandSoldiers
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Jul 2020
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Wade gets a call from Captain America about a botched mission just before Peter shows up, bruised and broken.
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- Part 5 of Spideypool Bingo 2020
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- English
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- 1,587
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 9
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- 895
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- 57
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- 10,128
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02 Nov 2020
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100% Professional by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Sep 2020
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When massage therapist!Peter gets a call for a meet-and-greet appointment in a ritzy part of town, he doesn’t expect tall, scarred and holy muscles to open the door. Drawn first to Wade’s smile and then to the pain radiating out from the soldier, Peter tries to do everything he can to help Wade while also fighting his own attraction because ho ho holy crap is it a bad idea to sleep with clients. He is NOT that kind of massage therapist.
Ex- soldier!Wade can hardly leave the house any more, too wracked with pain to make it very far out the door, too self conscious of his ruined skin to attempt dating or even friendships. But when Peter smiles at him, laughs with him, and somehow isn't icked out by Wade’s… mess… he starts thinking that maybe life could be something good again.
Healing happens with both hands and hearts, and if Peter can manage to stay even a little bit professional long enough for Wade to get up the courage to ask him on a date, maybe they’ll find another use for all that massage oil.
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- Part 62 of Short Stories!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,292
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 311
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- 4,452
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- 38,480
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25 Oct 2020
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You Hit Me Like a Headrush by raineraine for SpaceTrash (DesolateHappiness)
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Jul 2018
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What kind of person pounds on their noisy neighbor's door at 3am? A drunk Peter Parker, apparently.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 20
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- 924
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- 53
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- 6,720
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20 Oct 2020