10 Works by j_tearbug
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Dorian spent his time in Zephrah getting well acquainted with the popular local scents. He sees no problem in not telling Orym about this, because why would it matter?
Of course, the first time he uses the oil, Orym short circuits.
Fearne watches from a distance, giggling to herself and watching her boys finally figure out they love each other. And her! They better not forget about her just because they’re like, in love or whatever.
Updated for rewrites and editing 03/10/2025
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Grief is a heavy thing. Fearne has held fast to the belief that a burden shared is a burden halved for a very long time, and when her very best blue friend starts crumbling under the weight of loss, distant emotionally but within arms reach, she reaches out to the other, across an ocean but as close as ever, and hatches a plan. It’s simple, really. Invite Orym to stay with her for a few months after his guard post with the Tempest ends, and set him loose on Dorian.
And, well, she didn’t exactly mean for Dorian’s front door to get kicked down in the process, but it wasn’t like it was her fault!
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Sad Love Songs and Come Hither Whistles by j_tearbug
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
22 Oct 2024
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Jester Lavorre was, currently, Dorian’s favorite person and greatest enemy.
Jester Lavorre had given Orym a small ocarina. Dorian had only ever seen the full sized ones, the ones with sixteen holes that barely fit in two of his hands, and he was well aware that they grew higher in pitch as they shrank in size, but the small, white clay whistle in the shape of a heart that Orym, whiskey flush high on his cheeks and a bright grin on his face, was playing, was nothing like Dorian had ever seen.
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Cas is having a bad day, okay, he has a headache and can’t put his glasses back on and he could’ve sworn the person who sits near him in Chem lab (what the hell is up with his professor, by the way) is female. Turns out he’s kind of amazing… and has a lovely voice… and wasn’t Cas on the verge of a breakdown a second ago?
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Captain America is a misogynist, right? (-any conservative who knew nothing about Steve Rogers) by j_tearbug
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Mar 2024
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Steve stumbles into sex work, then trips into sort-of being a dad, signs off the rights to dirty pictures of him after he dies, and promptly forgets about it until he wakes up from a suicide-attempt-induced coma and the Smithsonian opens an explicit exhibit about Steve Rogers pre-Captain America.
Oh, and a lot of inner conflict.
Currently on pause due to health and school. In the meantime, check out some other awesome authors or other fics of mine!
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- Part 1 of Sex, Drugs, and Nickleback
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they both die in the end. (a description, not a title) by j_tearbug
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Nov 2023
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In the end, they had decided, it was simply easier to die together with the hope that their corrupted souls would stay as intertwined as their lives had become, than it would’ve been to let the world suffer from the one left alive, crushed by old burdens that reeked of self-sacrifice, and pain, and loneliness. Besides, when had there been a better motivator for sacrifice than the desire to give one's children the right to their own lives?
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I’m sorry my nose can tell the hookup you had had a UTI by j_tearbug
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV)
16 Nov 2023
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Foggy was… well. Foggy was.
And so was Matt.
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literally have no idea what to summarize this as. there's a world, it isn't developed enough in my head, but the characters write themselves so you get cute little tooth-rotting fluff.
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the Very Snakey faerie and its Suspiciously Large collection of pronouns by j_tearbug
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
27 Mar 2022
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“Who the fuck are YOU?”
“ME? Who the fuck are YOU?”
“You don't even KNOW ME? Are you an idiot, taking strange faeries with broken wings into your HOUSE?!”
“I saved your life!”
“THAT'S EVEN WORSE!”
"What the fuck."
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or the one where a creature Named Crowley flies to the wrong house but gets the help it needs anyway, to its own bewilderment, because the owner of this house should be very dead, and is very much not. -
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what if the essence of merlin was trapped in colin morgan?
***I DID NOT WRITE THIS FICLET***
I was talking about this with my friend Kris right before a lit lecture, because Colin Morgan eventually plays Ariel, right. So we just went back and forth laughing about it, and then THEY WROTE IT, LIKE THE AMAZING HUMAN THEY ARE, so comment all your love! they're an amazing writer and I know they'll appreciate it!