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sunrise enlightenment by ceylontea
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Nov 2022
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at the end of everything—after the universe breathes its deepest and the suns stretch their legs and the planets close their eyes in peace—there is nothing left to do but fuck
or, harrow and gideon explore each others bodies along with concepts of healing, family, and religion in a hypothetical post-series everyone-lives type au
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13 May 2026
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open up all the faucets (be fruitful and multiply) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
10 Feb 2023
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Having crawled out of Hell more herself than ever, Harrow finds a mostly-restored Gideon and the two finally have that long-awaited discussion. Many mouths are involved, but very little talking is had.
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09 May 2026
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Should Auld Acquaintance be Forgot by snowleeksoup
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Jan 2025
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Ten years ago, Harrowhark Nonagesimus watched Gideon Nav walk through the gates of Drearburh for the last time. Presumably, never to see her again. After eighteen years of hatred and consistency—and then a few weeks of something else entirely—Harrow must live a life she once thought inconceivable. But she made her choice, just as Gideon made hers.
And never the twain shall meet.
But ten years later, Harrow's coworker-turned-frenemy-with-benefits makes her an offer she can't refuse. And things get unimaginably worse from there.Bookmarked by jarofbeees
10 May 2026
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And there was only one flesh, and there was only one end by Nary
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
02 Feb 2021
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For the prompt "Gideon-piloting-Harrow masturbation".
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04 May 2026
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Creature Only by Raxheim
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
25 Jan 2023
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"I want to be good," Gideon half sobbed, desperate.
"Shh, love," Harrow soothed. She wrapped her arms around Gideon’s neck, pulling her down to kiss her tears. "I understand. You are good. Do you want me to show you?"
"Please," Gideon whispered.
or: Gideon wants to be good. Harrow shows her just how good she is.
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11 Apr 2026
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Badlands by Ghostbitsforkicks
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Sep 2024
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“This is my roommate, Gideon. She has a filthy mouth, and she wears only as many clothes as is strictly necessary, but please know that she is very dear to me.”
There was a joke in there that Gideon wanted desperately to explore, but she was struggling to decide if she wanted to yell or run away. She settled on the third option: neither.
“Nah, fuck that,” she growled, pointing the spatula like a sword at the tiny, emo interloper.
“Get that snitching-ass gremlin the fuck outta here.”
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A paramedic and a surgeon walk into a Boston hospital, and things go downhill from there.
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04 Apr 2026
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Iris, All the Time by Ghostbitsforkicks
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
20 Dec 2024
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"Fuck. Stop that."
"Stop- stop what?"
“You- Whatever you’re doing,” Harrow gasped, and she found then that she was beyond caring how she sounded, beyond trying to pretend like Nav wasn’t affecting her- the vampire’s eyes shone with delight.
“Me? I’m not doing anything, ma’am. It was you who waltzed in here, unannounced, and immediately got wet as hell watching me.”
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A vampire Hunter stumbles upon a vampire in a compromising position.
In the heat of the moment, agreements are made.
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28 Mar 2026
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like the gates of hell by Ptolemia
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
25 Sep 2023
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Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
John 20:27
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FEATURING: ESCAPE PLANS - CORPSE GOOP - INVENTIVE MINT STORAGE LOCATIONS - CONFESSION - PRAYER - GIDEON'S HOLES - SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT REALITYBookmarked by jarofbeees
22 Mar 2026
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You Go Down Just Like Holy Mary... by ckwrites
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Nov 2022
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God, there’d been a time when Gideon had wanted nothing less than to be close to Harrow. And then shit had happened that had made them both…realize some things. Harrow had inherited the throne, had needed a guard, and Gideon had been…well. Bored.
Who could have fucking guessed that they’d fall in love? That she, Gideon fucking Nav, buff beast of the Ninth, would have fallen for a glorified stick figure that rattled with every step from the sheer amount of bones she wore?
It was comical. It was absurd. It was fucking great.
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Medieval!AU where Gideon is queen Harrow's personal guard, and they fuck in a church.
That's it, that's the fic.
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02 Mar 2026
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avant gardener by pearlpool
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
25 Jul 2024
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It’s death. It is actual death and dying to spend an afternoon slowly liquefying in a two bedroom apartment in the absolute armpit of July without air conditioning. It’s inescapable, and it’s bad, and it’s probably pretty similar to what hell is like.
But. To have to suffer this inferno alongside the literal pit fiend known as Harrowhark Nonagesimus is undeniably worse. The slowest and cruelest fate possible, in Gideon’s humble opinion.
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or, griddlehark are roommates and there's a heatwave. they hook up about it.
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22 Feb 2026
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Countdown by imalwaysstraight for LesbianJesusLovesYou
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 Nov 2023
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Head cocked and arms crossed, her face is hard as the rock she once rolled away. You know this expression like the pommel of your sword.
Gideon Novemsotiria—Reverend Daughter of the Ninth House, Saint of Forgiveness, the unwitting once-furnace of your soul, she who slayed the King Undying and mended your weak and broken heart—is done with your bullshit.
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18 Feb 2026
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silver and gold. by PineAndPetrichor
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Sep 2022
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Harrow, naked on the bed. Blindfolded. Nerves churning.Arching into the touch—
The woman whispers: “So willing. And you don’t even know me.”or,
Harrow wants blindfolded anonymous sex. Guess who she gets matched with.Bookmarked by jarofbeees
15 Feb 2026
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I’ll pretend being with you doesn’t feel like drowning by amidnightsurgery
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Sep 2023
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“So you want to shake off Ianthe and I want to make Corona see me as a legit romantic prospect. I have the perfect plan,” Gideon said, her eyes glowing in the way that told Harrow she was much drunker than she’d been letting on.
“That’s not a comforting statement coming from you,” Harrow replied, knowing she was definitely not drunk enough for whatever Gideon was about to say.
“We should pretend to date each other."
“No,” Harrow said. “Absolutely not.”
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Harrow agrees to fake-date Gideon and it goes completely smoothly and according to plan.Just kidding, it's an absolute disaster of pining and repressed feelings.
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15 Feb 2026
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GriddleHark by OurLittleSecretOkay
Fandom The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
11 May 2024
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06 Feb 2026
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the one thing in the galaxy god didn't have his eyes on by audenrain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Jan 2024
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“That looks foul,” Harrow said, of Gideon’s clear plastic cup. The drink was a pale, muddy brown, slightly foamy on top, and had a lime wedge floating in it. The lime had been cut very badly, probably with a dull knife. There was a ragged tail of pith hanging on to one side. Harrow pursed her lips in disgust.
“It’s a Jägerita,” said Gideon, as if that was a rebuttal. “Have a drink, Harrow. Or don’t, and just try and find an ounce of organic chill for once in your life.”
Harrow gave her a good shove with one hand on her shoulder, not really putting too much behind it, but Gideon swayed with it gamely like they’d choreographed it. She bounced back upright like one of those sign standees with sand packed into the base.
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23 Jan 2026
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Who died and made you king? (and other timely jokes presented by Gideon Nav) by blatant_sock_account
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Sep 2022
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"It'll be fine," Gideon assured her. "You’ve gotten yourself out of worse, with less. At this point I’m pretty sure you’ll live through anything just out of spite."
Harrow scoffed. "I’m hardly worried about that, Nav." And then, in true Harrowhark Nonagesimus fashion, she said something terrible. "If anything should happen to me, and you’re still able to—"
"Eat it," Gideon interrupted. "And stop making plans about what I’ll do if you die. I’m not going anywhere without you."
"But you—"
"Like hell." Gideon had gotten so, so fucking tired of these infinite, deadly hypotheticals. "If you go, I will face God and backwards swan dive into the River. I will drag you out kicking and screaming. You’re stuck with me now, bitch."
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19 Jan 2026
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a little bit masochistic, a tentative ellipsis by amidnightsurgery
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
03 Apr 2023
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Harrow sometimes felt like she was losing the plot of her own life.
She didn’t do casual hook-ups, she never had. But with Gideon Nav, she couldn’t seem to stay away. Never mind that they only seemed able to get along when Gideon was getting Harrow off. And Gideon was willing to get Harrow off in empty rooms at house parties, in bar bathrooms, and one particularly memorable time in Gideon’s own bedroom while a MarioKart tournament was happening one room over.
All Harrow had to do was keep ignoring the pit in her stomach that seemed to get bigger every time Gideon left her alone after sex that seemed to suggest that maybe Harrow wasn’t actually having fun anymore. That maybe she wanted something more.
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07 Jan 2026
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incompatible by ThunderAndYearning
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 Jul 2023
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Gideon is Harrow’s first everything: first rival, first friend, first fight, and first time. None of their friends are aware of their past, though, as their first time together is an awkward, embarrassing, and, quite honestly, painful memory, if Gideon had to be honest.
But during a Saturday night, with the gang hanging out together and everyone a bit drunk on beer and wine, Gideon ends up talking about that one night as 'her-worst-lay-ever.'
It’s pretty surprising when Harrow has a completely different way of looking at it.
Or, the Bad Lay AU
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07 Jan 2026
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Some Other Town, Someone Else's Life by smogwife
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 Apr 2026
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"Some people take the view that we happen by accident. I think that there is something much deeper, of which we have very little inkling at the moment." - Sir Roger Penrose
“Existence is a fact. We are all here and now. Nonexistence is an abstraction of the human mind... This is the reason I think that a [cyclic universe], which has always existed, is simpler than one that has been created." - Nelson Pinto-Neto
Somewhere deep in the Mojave Desert, a conservationist remembers a life she never lived and a woman she’s never met. When a mysterious redhead blows into town, memory begins to bleed across lifetimes and reality becomes more idea than fact. Her only salvation lies in the golden eyes that undid her in the first place.
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Or: We're so post-canon we're in a new universe because so help me Jod they will have their happy ending.
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07 Jan 2026
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Wicked Hearts by Ghostbitsforkicks
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Aug 2025
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It was like watching a puppeteer pull all of Harrow’s strings simultaneously, Gideon thought; the little hagette stood straighter, though not taller- she was still five foot nothing, more furious purse dog than shaking purse dog- but she nodded firmly, once, before turning to Cam.
"Very well,” she said. “Marry me, Camilla.”
A vicious spit-take on Gideon’s part translated to one exceptionally high eyebrow in Cam, but nothing more.
“Like I said,” Cam began carefully, “I’m married to Dulcie, and unfortunately, polyamory is not recognized under the UCMJ. I can’t marry you without her losing her benefits.”
Then, because Cam was the absolute worst, she shrugged and said, offhandedly,
“Why don’t you marry Gideon?”- or -
Harrow needs health insurance, and Gideon needs Harrow (to not be a dick.) What better way to provide for them both than a little light fraud between frenemies?
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26 Dec 2025