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[F4F] JOI for a Good Girl by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
14 May 2026
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"Harrowhark, dear, we have got to get you laid."
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After the worst breakup, Harrow is in desperate need of an outlet. Her annoying friend Dulcinea insists on trying an upscale escort service to work out the worst of her frustrations. She fails to mention that she's been hopelessly addicted to an anonymous woman with a voice like honey, who gives the best explicit ASMR.
And then there's the security guard with the ridiculous hair.
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S. lepidophylla by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
11 May 2026
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"I do have a suggestion," John said, coming to take a seat beside her. She sat up and squared her shoulders. When John wanted to sit beside her, it usually meant the conversation coming next would leave her agitated and tired. "I think you need to produce an heir of your own."
Kiriona stared. Seconds of silence passed by with only her wide eyes and John's impassive glance. Finally, she burst into raucous laughter, going so far as to slap her knee.
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Gideon Nav's 57th escape attempt works, but she stumbles right into God. Divinity kind of sucks. At least John lets her pick her own wife.
Harrowhark doesn't get a choice.
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Hold you high above the flames by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
21 Feb 2026
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"The Houses have grown fat on the Cohort's efforts. They linger within the safety of Dominicus, entirely unaware of the sacrifices we make to protect them. The time has come to call upon their sons and daughters, to enlist their blood for the glory of the Emperor Undying."
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What if you took the coffee shop AU River bubble but made it fucked up? The finest adepts of the Nine Houses face 'recruitment' into the Cohort, against their better judgment and their will. Harrowhark knows she's walking into the jaws of death, alongside seven others.
This will not be gentle. Please read the tags and intro.
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Unintended side effects by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Jan 2026
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Harrowhark knew damn well that her medications were life-saving. Except a new dose hits her right in the libido.
Gideon isn't concerned.
(Set in the same universe as "A rush of blood is not enough", but it can be read as a standalone.)
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- Part 3 of I Dare You
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A rush of blood is not enough by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
10 Nov 2025
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What if Gideon and Harrow grew up in a 21st century small Midwestern town? What if Catholic trauma haunted their lives? What if so many wires crossed during their youth that everything feels impossible now? What if atypical antipsychotics weren't enough?
What if Ianthe sold coke on the dark web?
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- Part 1 of I Dare You
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Sexual Awakening by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Nov 2025
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It's the time of year for Coronabeth's annual Halloween party. With a theme as interesting as "dress as your sexual awakening", Gideon cannot resist the chance to be a fucking problem.
Set loosely in the same universe as my fic "A rush of blood is not enough," but it can be read as a standalone modern AU. I quarantined the smut to chapter 2.
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- Part 2 of I Dare You
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As coach and captain for her college archery team, Sylvanas would do anything for the sake of her girls.
Including asking the new adjunct professor for help.
But Sylvanas does not ask for help.
(Modern-ish day AU. I promise there's a plot, I'm just terrible with titles)
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Angela has a past with Moira. One she simply can't forget. Despite her better judgement, she ends up back at her front door.
(Modern AU, something I may expand on in the near future)
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Magilou is losing too much money betting on Velvet and Eleanor. By "accidentally" leaving some stimulating fruit behind, she ends up causing a chain reaction.
(multi-chapter, NSFW at the end)
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Thirty-Two Rejection Letters by jarofbeees
Fandoms: Life is Strange (Video Game), Love is Strange - Fandom
25 Jun 2017
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Max reaches the end of her two years at Blackwell and she's quickly running out of post-graduation options. Chloe and Rachel have left to Los Angeles. Kate has taken a job in Seattle. When her last offer comes back with a internship in LA, Max begrudgingly accepts, at the risk of dredging up old wounds from her damaged friendship with Chloe. However, on the first day of her new job, the most unexpected person happens to share office space with her.
(Set in Love is Strange-esque AU, No Death, No dark room, No time travel) Includes some themes of depression/mental health issues and struggles with friendships.
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Human emotions are very strange, especially to a turian. Vetra sometimes struggles with figuring out Ryder's moods, but she'll do anything to make things work.
(aka I accidentally sided with Sloane Kelly in game and instead of getting upset I decided to turn it into a prompt)
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- Part 4 of Heleus
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Sara Ryder is done holding out for her first time with Vetra. She's nervous, but she's not giving up.
(loosely connected to my previous vetryder pieces but also stand alone.)
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- Part 3 of Heleus
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Spending too long on a frozen world leaves Sara Ryder wondering if she's pushed Vetra too hard. But she's willing to fix it.
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- Part 2 of Heleus
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Sara's very curious about what kissing a turian is like.
(expanded from ingame scene)
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- Part 1 of Heleus
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Max loves to wind Victoria up.
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The Sole Survivor finds a pre-war sex toy during her travels. What better way to surprise Piper than by bringing it into the bedroom. (Fallout Kink meme prompt fill) Please see notes!
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The Sole Survivor always finds interesting things while scavenging. One particular trip turns into more than what she bargained for with Piper involved.
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Upon returning to Diamond City, Piper attempts to work on the newspaper. The Sole Survivor is determined to admit how she feels, despite her insecurities.
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- Part 3 of Advice from the Wasteland
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The Sole Survivor takes more risks than most in the Commonwealth. Piper offers valuable advice.
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- Part 2 of Advice from the Wasteland
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Cait offers some valuable relationship advice to the Sole Survivor. But everything comes at a cost, right?
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- Part 1 of Advice from the Wasteland