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The Taint We Carry In Scars by jiucumber
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jan 2026
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Qiu Jianluo was tenderly holding Shen Jiu’s cheeks.
It would have looked like a forbidden romance between his brother and Qiu Jianluo, if not for Shen Jiu’s downturned eyes brimming not with shyness, but with hate.
And Shen Yuan… shook it off and ran, pretending he had seen nothing.
Or: Shen Yuan finds out just how benevolent Qiu Jianluo truly is. That is to say, not at all.
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A Creation and His Creator by jiucumber
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
04 Jan 2026
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Under a system mishap, Shang Qinghua meets a Shen Qingqiu who has ended its first life in Proud Immortal Demon Way, its second as his infamous black powder fan, Peerless Cucumber.
Baring truth and undesirable answers to the circumstances of his first life, Shen Qingqiu harbors hatred towards who he now knows as the author of that damned novel — the very author of his wretched life — his traitorous Shidi, Shang Qinghua. Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky.
Or: Shen Jiu doesn't perish on his qi-deviation, and instead awakens with memories of both his life in PIDW and as Peerless Cucumber Shen Yuan, and is now on a warpath to confront his godforsaken creator — Shang Qinghua.
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Everything As It Seems by jiucumber
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Oct 2025
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“This shidi thinks he ought to stay by his shixiong’s side and be a filial shidi,” Shen Yuan said, carefully. “Shen-shixiong is sick and alone. It worries me.”
Shen Qingqiu seemed to sober up a little and openly scoffed at this, saying, “Is it because you now know I have a weaker cultivation than even the usual weak? I don’t need your pity.”
“This shidi does not pity shixiong,” Shen Yuan replied quietly. “He only wishes to... I just want to help you with this.”
“Hah. Shen-shidi, you really are so kind,” Shen Qingqiu muttered. The mocking tone was still there, but it came out sounding more wistful than cutting, tinged by exhaustion.
Or: Shen Yuan's perception and bias against the notorious Scum Villain of Proud Immortal Demon Way is challenged. Will it change his feelings about him? If it even requires changing, at all?
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The Loveliest Person In The World by jiucumber
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Sep 2025
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Seeing his shy and victorious smile, Shen Jiu leaned up to kiss him, only to chuckle as he drew back.
“My bad,” Shen Jiu said, cradling Shen Yuan’s cheek and rubbing it gently.
“What for?”
“I smeared the filling over your lips,” Shen Jiu replied as he wiped the corner of Shen Yuan’s lips with a finger. Shen Yuan only chuckled in return, completely enamored with his beloved.
Written for 09/09, Shen Jiu birthday!
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Look at you now by jiucumber
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2025
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Shen Qingqiu tilted his head and said smoothly, “You’re filthy.”
The boy bristled at those, as expected.
“You’re drenched like a rat,” the boy snaps back.
Day 1 of Shen Jiu Week 2025
Prompt: SJ contact with his younger self and learns how to love himself
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Not a Single Cang Qiong Person is Sane by jiucumber
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
03 Feb 2025
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Cang Qiong Head Disciples Shenanigans
A collection of fics involving not a single sane person because apparently none in Cang Qiong is one.
No plot.
No order.
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Someone heard him by Verzy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 May 2022
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He looked at the statue of that god at the same time as a hand tried to pull his robe off. He was not devout, but he mentally shouted.
He only hoped the god would hear him.
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- Part 1 of We'll love each other for eternity
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Shen Qingqiu gets a cat and a husband.
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25 Jul 2026
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a rock amidst stormy waters by Artemis1000
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Nov 2024
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Six months ago, a devastating qi deviation had ruined Shen Jiu's cultivation and with it, his chances of becoming peak lord. Now, his Shizun offered him an unexpected opportunity: Cang Qiong was seeking a marriage alliance with one of the sects of the other human realm, where Yunmeng Jiang's young sect leader was in dire straits and infamously unwed, to boot. As one last favor to repay Shen Jiu for years of service, he would ensure Shen Jiu was chosen as Cang Qiong's match.
Marrying a leader instead of becoming one wasn't what Shen Jiu had worked so hard for, but if this was his last, best chance at securing a future for himself, he would damn well fight tooth and nail for it (and maybe, just maybe, his cultivation wouldn't be so broken at all by the standards of a realm where nobody ascended and immortality was the stuff of legends.)
Jiang Cheng just wanted to get through one fucking date without fucking it up. Just once. Please.
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25 Jul 2026
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i'll call you mine by revesdelimonade for ColetteIsAPotato
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2024
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Forced to attend his company’s end of year party, Liu Qingge is not having a good time. Not only is he stuck in an awful Christmas sweater, he also has to stand and watch as no less than four people try and get his boyfriend trapped under an innocent sprig of mistletoe.
Liu Qingge is not having a good time, so he decides to do something about it.
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22 Jul 2026
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mother's milk by whitesatinboots (ambrorussa)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jul 2026
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Liu Qingge saves his newborn sister from certain death. He doesn't think too hard about anything else, like what the other peak lords will think of him bringing a baby to Cang Qiong or how he's going to care for her and feed her.
Everything will work out if he just keeps moving forward.
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- Part 1 of mother's milk
Bookmarked by jiucumber
22 Jul 2026