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“That one with the leather and the hair, he’s getting cast for sure.”
“Oh, yeah. Doesn’t even matter if you can actually bake, when you look like that!”
“He’ll be this year’s Chigs, or Sandro. Everyone’s flavor, you know?”When Ed Teach gets cast on The Great British Bake Off, he understands the assignment. Look hot on camera, banter with the judges, bake memorable shit.
He isn’t there to make trouble. He isn't there to make friends.
And he certainly isn’t there to fall in love with fellow baker Stede Bonnet.
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29 Jan 2025
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Ed and Stede meet as strangers one night on a New York subway platform when Stede discovers an abandoned newborn baby. Both men are instantly infatuated with him (and each other). When they attend the court hearing for his case, the judge spontaneously decides to offer Stede custody, which he accepts– only to realize afterwards that she assumed they were a couple.
The two men immediately craft a plan to pretend to be together in order to keep the baby, creating fake backstories, coaching their friends, and moving in together... into the same bedroom... and the same bed. But what they didn't anticipate was falling head over heels in love, not only with their son, but with each other.
Inspired by the TRUE STORY outlined in this article
Features: a very fast slow burn, fake dating, only one bed, pining while fucking, and other tropes
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- Part 1 of Baby Baby Baby
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Podfic of Bird Watching by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Sep 2024
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Ed wants to support his boyfriend Stede's hobbies, so he accompanies him on a bird watching trip despite not sharing the same interests.
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24 Sep 2024
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Ed and Stede became an accidental international sensation at the 2024 Paris Olympics in Synchronicity.
They crashed into my brain out of nowhere and they haven't left! So I've started a series for all the little bits and pieces I have planned in their world, covering their story before and after 2024, and also diving into the stories of the rest of the crew.
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28 Jul 2024
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$20 Wedding Dress by ghostalservice, petrichorca, veeagainst
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Oct 2023
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Ed needs to blow off some steam, so he buys a thrift store wedding dress and pretends to be a runaway bride, in hopes someone at the swanky bar he wanders into will ravage him into oblivion. Stede sees a vision in mint green, but isn’t sure he will be of any interest to this mysterious stranger. Archie watches two cringefail men fall head over heels for each other.
(Yes, Ed’s wearing the season 2 wedding topper dress. 👀👰💚✨️)
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13 Jul 2024