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    “Does it ever bother you?” She asks as a man filling his car up stares at the two of them unabashed. Simon watches the man coldly, eyes flat and sharp.
    “Does what bother me?”
    “That people might think it’s yours.”

    Simon Riley's neighbor is pregnant and alone.

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    31 Oct 2025

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    “I’m just thinking what to call this one,” John said, with that self-satisfied expression that meant he was trying to be clever. “The Phallic Fallacy?”

    Or: Sherlock becomes obsessed with the idea of measuring John’s package. His interest is purely academic… until it isn’t.

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    18 Sep 2025

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    Captain John MacTavish had a problem. This was not new; as the one in charge of the 141 he had to deal with a great deal of problems of various calibers. Nor was it new for his lieutenant to manage to create and solve his problems in equal measure. What was new was this specific problem. It was driving him insane in a way nothing else had managed to in quite some time, its source was around constantly, and worst of all, there was fuck all he could do about it.

    Captain John MacTavish had a problem, and that problem was Ghost's lower half in his new tac gear.

     

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    Ghost's hand slid up into the bottom of his mohawk, fingers grabbing a fistful of hair as he arched into him. "Promise, captain?" A thread of desperation ran through the words. Both of them were familiar with things worth dying for, but neither of them knew how to handle something like this–something worth living for.

    John let go of the hip harness with his other hand and wrapped it around the other's jaw, turning his head so they were face to face, mere inches apart, the long lines of their bodies overlaid. "Yeah, Riley." Desire, commitment, intent; all that and more distilled down into one short phrase. "I promise."

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    10 Jun 2025

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    After Odysseus returns to Ithaca and takes care of Penelope's suitor problem for her, Penelope decides to take care of him in return.

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    Penelope gives her feral husband a bath.

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    24 Mar 2025

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    It isn't always easy assisting a deaf detective. Luckily for John, they make a pretty good team.

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    07 Mar 2025