7 Works by kakasheee
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5 Times Jack Drake Stole Batman's Kids (+1 Time Batman Stole Jack Drake) by kakasheee
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 Apr 2026
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After getting kicked out of his parents’ house, Bernard joined a sketchy company to do sketchy things (or maybe not sketchy? He wasn't really sure) and immediately landed a sketchy client who wanted… not-sketchy things. Look, this was a very confusing time for Bernard.
Meanwhile, Tim was overworked, touch-starved, and had just discovered some sketchy escort company about as old as Alfred. In his sleep-deprived haze, he hired Bernard to figure out what the hell was really up with this "Children of Dionysus" group- just for intel, of course, nothing else.
Things kind of derail from there.
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What the Fuck is Wrong With Our Professors!? by kakasheee
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 Jan 2026
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“Professor Drake, would you care to tell us where you spleen is located?”
“Probably in a jar somewhere."
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Bernard and Tim end up teaching at the same University. A video of their interaction goes viral, and suddenly, the entire internet ships it. The student body ships it as well, so they go snooping around their professors' personal lives. They end up snooping a little too much, though, and suddenly the whole thing is spiraling out of control. Meanwhile, Bernard and Tim are idiots.
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After his dad took away Robin, Tim wished upon a star to get his mantle back.
He should've been more specific about what kind of Robin he wanted to be.
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Wayne opened his mouth, fists tightening at his sides. “Jack, you think showing up now makes you a father? He’s fifteen! He’s been living practically his whole life without you–”
“My son died twelve years ago! I held his corpse in my arms! And now… now this archaic creature, it looks like him. Acts like him. So, I don’t care that technically he’s not Tim. He’s my family. My son. He’s all I have left, Bruce."
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- Part 1 of Eldritch Tim
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Help! I Accidentally Parent Trapped My Dads! by kakasheee
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
19 Jul 2025
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“Tim, was the dinosaur in the basement real? I thought it was just a robot, but…”
“Why do you ask?”
“Wayne seems weirdly knowledgeable about dinosaurs.”
Well. Good to know the plan didn’t fail miserably.
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In a desperate attempt to get Robin back, Tim makes an insane plan to make his dad hate Bruce a little less.
This plan ends up working a little too well.
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- Part 1 of Jackbat: Parent Trap
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this love is alive (back from the dead) by kakasheee for cvm037
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2025
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James Potter fell for Regulus (literally) in the Autumn of 1975. Two years later, in the midst of hopeless war, he is greeted with the announcement of his past lover’s death.
Regulus Black took a little longer to fall for James, but when he did, he fell just as hard (not as literally). But obligations ripped him apart from his true happiness and left him vengeful. He doesn’t know if he’ll ever get his James back, but he will get his retribution or die trying.