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A short story in which Gordon Ramsey accidentally inhales LSD and falls in love with a spicy jalapeno pepper.
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15 Nov 2025
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How to Lose a Fight (and Yourself) by cailulmuprupcuaHamilton
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda
05 Oct 2025
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Hamilton doesn’t even mean to end up at the bar that night.
Kinktober (Day 30): Breeding/Degradation -
Is It Safe To Pour A Liter Of Vodka Into Your Rival Ass? Asking For A Friend. by cailulmuprupcuaHamilton
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda
06 Jun 2025
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They just finished hate sex so nuclear it probably caused an earthquake. Hamilton’s scratching like he’s trying to escape his own skin, Jefferson’s gold chain is crooked, pupils blown wide like he just saw the Bill of Rights burn—and then Jefferson casually drops a “wanna try drinking with the other end?” and proceeds to pour two bottles of 70% ABV baijiu straight into Hamilton’s ass. Chaos ensues. Spoiler: Hamilton ended up in the ER.
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25 Aug 2025
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this made me feel like i had done a fresh line of crystal. 20/10 will always read again
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Heather Chandler thinks about love a lot.
Familial love, friendly love, romantic love. Giving and receiving. All the things that love gives, and love takes. She thinks about it all the time.
Mostly she thinks it's a bad idea.
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Carved in gold and ice (Jamilton mob!verse) by Chaosandgunpowder
Fandom: Hamilton - Miranda
01 Jan 2021
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“Tell me something interesting about you,” Jefferson says, more demand than question, as they’re riding the elevator to his apartment.
“I up and disappear at the most inopportune moments,” Alex says dryly. He may as well be honest. He’s not going to see this guy again, after all.
Jefferson snorts and rolls his eyes. “Ah, you’re one of those, are you? Good to know."
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Alexander's college essay reminds him of some sucky past and now he finds himself coming back to the old roots of fixing rights with wrongs
or: Alexander Hamilton graphically takes a blade to his arm, with aftercare guys
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Plausible Deniability;
[art form]
1a. A condition in which a subject can safely and believably deny knowledge of any particular truth that may exist because the subject is deliberately made unaware of said truth so as to benefit or shield the subject from any responsibility associated through the knowledge of such truth.
1b. The ability to deny any involvement in specific activities, because there is no clear evidence to prove involvement. The lack of evidence makes the denial credible, or plausible.
1c. An unsuccessful coping mechanism with which to strategically avoid any open, honest conversation in which one might possibly be rendered horrifically vulnerable.
1d. See Image; Alexander Hamilton.or
The (long) story of how a dysfunctional young man learns how to open up, trust and eventually fall in love after accidentally-on-purpose sucking his asshole colleague’s dick. With corporate shenanigans.
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Thomas and Alex are enemies.
Well, they were, ever since Thomas dumped half his wallet on him after seeing him strip on stage.(i hate summaries)
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Chrono-Erotic Conflict Resolution (Or: How I Accidentally Nut-Yeeted Myself Into My Worst Semester) by cailulmuprupcuaHamilton
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda
19 Jul 2025
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One moment, Thomas Jefferson is shirtless and smugly spooning his husband after delivering what he privately refers to as a "biblical-level dicking." The next, he’s been yeeted backwards through the space-time continuum mid-afterglow and deposited—violently, confusingly, and coconut-oil scented—into the cursed hallway of his undergrad political theory department.
Worse: he’s landed in the semester.
The one where he mistook academic dominance for affection, tried to win Hamilton instead of love him, and ended up losing everything.Armed with a silk blindfold and a bottle of TSA-approved massage oil, Jefferson sets out to do the only thing he can do:
Fix it.
Fix Hamilton.
Fix them.Even if that means abducting his furious past-husband mid-seminar and monologuing his way back into his own marriage.
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Alexander Hamilton writes poems under a pseudonym for the newspaper. Romantic poems about his rival Thomas Jefferson.
Every Sunday Thomas cannot wait to read "Publius's" latest piece wishing he could experience the love the man has for his muse.
He's willing to settle for Alexander. Until he discovers Alexander and Publius are the same person.
And he has months of pent up desires to let go of.
Or: Alexander and Thomas find out they were mutually pining, they have LOTS of sex, and they're so in love it hurts.
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A very classic jamilton fic. Starts off a bit angsty, evolves into smut, gets a bit cheesy and romantic for a minute. Vague modern au. I love these guys. Oh and they're rich.
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Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson used to love eachother. Now they work at the same place, they are married to other people, and they use their offices for purposes other than what they are meant for.
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“You promised you’d start swimming me back this morning.”
Thomas rolls over onto his stomach and starts swimming towards the shore Alexander being lifted and placed onto the creatures back.
“Well?” He asked.
“I told you I’m not a ferry.”
“I can’t just stay on this island.”
“Why not?”
The day after his rescue finds Alexander unfortunately still accompanied by his savior with an unknown future ahead of him and feeling as though he is in this alone. Thomas is trying to be flirty and fun.
Or: Octopus Thomas Jefferson doesn't really understand human emotions and is kind of a prick. Alexander is sad and misses home and they annoy the shit out of each other
Octopus Garden pt 2
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oh, but you're good to me by all-our-turf (acetone4veins)
Fandoms: Warriors - Miranda & Davis (Album)
12 Apr 2025
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Mercy and Swan talk about Sully.
Swan somehow knows exactly what Mercy needs to hear.
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- Part 6 of someday in the city
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12 Apr 2025
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Saying "I love you" is a cliché for losers, obviously, so here is a practical guide to five foolproof methods of dodging the thing.
Or five ways of doing it anyway.
Mostly, this is just an excuse to overuse every trope I love, but I have hopes it’ll turn out well. The stories aren’t connected, so feel free to read in any order. More tags will be added as new ones get published.
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Thomas opens his mouth to shoot something back when the vibrator starts up again. He gasps and crosses his knees. Whoever has the remote must know he’s wearing the plug, his eyes scan the room looking for someone who thinks this is funny, someone whose ass he is going to kick if they don’t blab his secrets to the whole company.
“Did you have something to say Jefferson?” Hamilton asks.
Thomas eyes him suspiciously. His left hand is in his jacket pocket. He takes it out for a moment and the vibrations stop. Putting it back in they start up again.
No it can’t be.
Or: Alexander finds out that Thomas is wearing a vibrating butt plug during a cabinet meeting, and Alexander finds the remote.
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“Come on sweetheart you know I love hearing you talk, tell me something pretty.”
He moans around the digits, rocking back into Thomas who doesn’t make a sound, he’s always quiet, able to keep his composure.
“Those aren’t words, sweet thing.” He removes his hand, fingers spit slick as Alexander inhales a single breath.
“Fuck me, please.”
Alexander Hamilton's boyfriend wakes up at 6 am every morning to do farm chores. It's a routine as endearing as it is annoying, but Thomas Jefferson knows how to make even boring things feel interesting.
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Pirate captain Alexander Hamilton needs only one more piece of a map that will help him find the location of a lost princess. It's located deep inside of a cave said to be protected by a sea monster, not that Alexander is afraid of the possibility.
Until the monster offers him something he simply can't refuse
Or: Alexander stumbled down the wrong corridor in a cave, meets a tentacle monster, and its a fuck or die type of situation
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The Unfortunate Living Conditions of Alexander Hamilton by fancy_that
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda
19 Jun 2023
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A year ago Alexander saved a sea creature's life
A year ago he unknowingly accepted a gift that would change his entire life
A year ago he acquired a very interesting roommate.Thomas Jefferson just thinks he's moved in with his future husband to be.
Or: Alexander saved Thomas's life and then Thomas fell in love with him so he's decided to move in. A year later during Thomas's species mating season Alexander is the only thing Thomas has to help him.