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How to Infiltrate and Destabilize the Cleaner’s HQ (a comprehensive guide by Jabber Wonger). by theinternet_kn1ght
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
16 Sep 2026
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The older man looked at him like he was stupid. Which was generally a look Jabber had come to know and expect over the years. “Which is why won’t be fighting, Jabber,” He said, like he had to explain this to a child. Jabber dug his nails into his thigh. “You’re going to join the Cleaners.”
What? “What?”
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Jabber was given a very simple job—an easier one than all of the others Zodyl’s ever given him in the past! Gain the Cleaner’s trust, get to a position where he has access to a lot of information, give it the bossman and watch the entire HQ crumble and burn in a dumpster fire. Easy, right?
Too simple—the way they take him with a few bats of his eyes, the way they believe his technical truths. (He’s never liked lying.) He won’t be there for long, he tells himself. It won’t mean anything, if he stays during movie nights instead of immediately retreating to his room. It won’t mean anything if he’s giggling while sitting on counter tops while Zanka and Riyo cook. It won’t matter if he ruffles Rudo’s hair or let Enjin put a hand on his shoulder. It shouldn’t matter. It won’t matter.
He’s still got a relatively easy job to do. And a reward to gain. How hard can it be?
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07 Jun 2026
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Jabber was just so bored of his life. Or, his death, to be more accurate. He squinted idly at the horizon, where tall, looming buildings were rapidly succumbing to nature, the ivy mottling their silhouettes into jagged obelisks. Where he’d come from, and where it all began.
He sat atop the roof of a long abandoned convenience store, in a small town that lay just on the outskirts of the city where the first breakout had gone down. Ground Zero, all the movie nerds called it. Jabber just called it home.
Or, janka zombie apocalypse party time
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30 May 2026
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“Fancy seeing you here !”
It took all Zanka’s strength to not loudly groan of displeasure. She settled for another deep sigh.
“Jabber.”
“Herself !” laughed Jabber, jumping on one foot to the other, overjoyed.
This time, she was wearing a coat. Zanka felt a strange feeling of disappointment along with her relief and decided to ignore them both.
“What do you want this time ?”
“Good question ! Well, first of I want to study you oh, and maybe even dissect you, why not.”
Zanka’s heart stopped in her chest. She slowly turned her tired gaze toward Jabber, looking at her with nothing but confusion. Jabber just stood there on her fucking porch, bare foot, smiling innocently like she didn’t say something utterly absurd right about now.
“… What ?”
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Zanka Nijiku, an exhausted office worker with an uneventful life, has a new crazy neighbor, wants her BAD and is mad about it. Jabber Wonger just moved in a new appartment and is obsessed with her neighbor. At the end of the day, they match each other freak.
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30 May 2026
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Enjin's guide to hunting down your dead brother's secret boyfriend by TheGrapevinesNat
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
18 Apr 2026
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After Zanka is murdered by the raider Jabber Wonger, Enjin is left with the responsibility of breaking the news to Zanka's partner of over a year.
However it would help if anyone had a single clue as to who the lucky guy actually is.
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Part 2 of a series, it would help if you read the first part but I don't think it's necessary to understand the fic
Series
- Part 2 of Thus with a kiss I die
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11 Apr 2026
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Top 10 Ways to Ensure Mutual Destruction (#7 Will Shock You!) by blinkblink
Fandom Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)
18 May 2026
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Jabber and Zanka learn to embrace each other like the blade of a guillotine embraces the skin of a neck: eager and with irreversible damage. Just like Sisyphus, one must imagine them happy.
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10 Apr 2026