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How to Infiltrate and Destabilize the Cleaner’s HQ (a comprehensive guide by Jabber Wonger). by theinternet_kn1ght
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
07 Oct 2026
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The older man looked at him like he was stupid. Which was generally a look Jabber had come to know and expect over the years. “Which is why won’t be fighting, Jabber,” He said, like he had to explain this to a child. Jabber dug his nails into his thigh. “You’re going to join the Cleaners.”
What? “What?”
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Jabber was given a very simple job—an easier one than all of the others Zodyl’s ever given him in the past! Gain the Cleaner’s trust, get to a position where he has access to a lot of information, give it the bossman and watch the entire HQ crumble and burn in a dumpster fire. Easy, right?
Too simple—the way they take him with a few bats of his eyes, the way they believe his technical truths. (He’s never liked lying.) He won’t be there for long, he tells himself. It won’t mean anything, if he stays during movie nights instead of immediately retreating to his room. It won’t mean anything if he’s giggling while sitting on counter tops while Zanka and Riyo cook. It won’t matter if he ruffles Rudo’s hair or let Enjin put a hand on his shoulder. It shouldn’t matter. It won’t matter.
He’s still got a relatively easy job to do. And a reward to gain. How hard can it be?
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07 Jun 2026
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Jabber was just so bored of his life. Or, his death, to be more accurate. He squinted idly at the horizon, where tall, looming buildings were rapidly succumbing to nature, the ivy mottling their silhouettes into jagged obelisks. Where he’d come from, and where it all began.
He sat atop the roof of a long abandoned convenience store, in a small town that lay just on the outskirts of the city where the first breakout had gone down. Ground Zero, all the movie nerds called it. Jabber just called it home.
Or, janka zombie apocalypse party time
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30 May 2026
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“Fancy seeing you here !”
It took all Zanka’s strength to not loudly groan of displeasure. She settled for another deep sigh.
“Jabber.”
“Herself !” laughed Jabber, jumping on one foot to the other, overjoyed.
This time, she was wearing a coat. Zanka felt a strange feeling of disappointment along with her relief and decided to ignore them both.
“What do you want this time ?”
“Good question ! Well, first of I want to study you oh, and maybe even dissect you, why not.”
Zanka’s heart stopped in her chest. She slowly turned her tired gaze toward Jabber, looking at her with nothing but confusion. Jabber just stood there on her fucking porch, bare foot, smiling innocently like she didn’t say something utterly absurd right about now.
“… What ?”
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Zanka Nijiku, an exhausted office worker with an uneventful life, has a new crazy neighbor, wants her BAD and is mad about it. Jabber Wonger just moved in a new appartment and is obsessed with her neighbor. At the end of the day, they match each other freak.
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30 May 2026
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Enjin's guide to hunting down your dead brother's secret boyfriend by TheGrapevinesNat
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
18 Apr 2026
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After Zanka is murdered by the raider Jabber Wonger, Enjin is left with the responsibility of breaking the news to Zanka's partner of over a year.
However it would help if anyone had a single clue as to who the lucky guy actually is.
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Part 2 of a series, it would help if you read the first part but I don't think it's necessary to understand the fic
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- Part 2 of Thus with a kiss I die
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11 Apr 2026
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Top 10 Ways to Ensure Mutual Destruction (#7 Will Shock You!) by blinkblink
Fandom Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)
18 May 2026
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Jabber and Zanka learn to embrace each other like the blade of a guillotine embraces the skin of a neck: eager and with irreversible damage. Just like Sisyphus, one must imagine them happy.
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10 Apr 2026
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Happiness and Other Such Essentials for a Miserable Life Together by blinkblink
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
04 May 2026
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“Don’t talk about my momma.” Zanka’s eyebrows furrow. Huh?
“What?”
“wUt????” Jabber repeats in a mocking zone, scoffing. “I said, don’t talk about my momma.”
“No one’s talking about yer damn mama?”
Silence.
Jabber looks at Zanka. Zanka looks at Jabber.
This whole conversation feels like bumping into a wall because you weren’t paying attention, too busy yelling at Rudo for setting you on fire again: a hard stop. Zanka, despite himself, can't help but wonder what’s on the other side.
“Okay, then.” With a seriousness that is almost (definitely) unsettling, Jabber slowly pulls his hand from Zanka’s grasp.
“Okay?”
Or; To be loved is to be changed. Nobody ever said it had to be for the better.
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10 Apr 2026
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Enmesh (v.):
To catch or entangle in or as if in meshes
By the time they find him, it's already too late.
Or, the one where freak4freak Janka (impulsively) bond each other and the Cleaners find out in, quite possibly, the messiest, most prolonged way possible.
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- Part 1 of Oops
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29 Mar 2026
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Thus with a kiss I die by TheGrapevinesNat
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
10 Apr 2026
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After a year of secretly dating Jabber, Zanka realises that the day in which he has to choose between his two lives is coming a lot quicker than he's ready for.
Jabber naturally suggests faking his murder and running away.
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Zanka's final week 'alive' before leaving the cleaners
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Romeo and Juliet if Romeo wasn't an impatient little bitch
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- Part 1 of Thus with a kiss I die
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28 Mar 2026
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25 Mar 2026
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24 Mar 2026
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While Zanka is concerned with getting stronger, constantly putting himself down to pull himself back up again. Jabber's relationship with the Raiders becomes strained.
By a chance meetup they begin an agreement, they spar, for fun and for training, mutual benefit. They get more casual (and in some ways less), it seems no harm no foul, until Jabber is found by the cleaners in a compromising situation, and Zanka unexpectedly finds himself defending Jabber's case.
This circumstance will either bridge gaps or create even greater rifts. The whole time Jabber just wants to forget about his problems and is instead forced to face them head on.This will mostly be an exploration of Jabber by me projecting onto him and also giving him a backstory. This is written before the doll festival arc so I might come back and rewrite if it becomes crazy non canon compliant but whatever.
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24 Mar 2026
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what lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why by anagramforbaby
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
19 Apr 2026
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Years? No wonder Zan-Zan’s buff as hell now! Jabber’s mind reels from the implications… Zanka must be lying. What in the Abyss would compel him to join this raggedy-ass band of losers? How could he ever replace the thrill of fighting strong enemies with mindless trash beasts? Something's not adding up.
And another thing: it’s allegedly been years, and Zanka still has that fuck-ass mullet? Jabber’s eyes crinkle, and Zanka bristles. “What?”
“On God we gon’ get you a better barber, man,” Jabber wheezes with a laugh.Or: Jabber wakes up in Cleaner HQ missing 3 years of memory. Zanka refuses to fill him in on it.
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- Part 1 of janka amnesia au
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18 Mar 2026
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17 Mar 2026
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The aftermath of Zanka's victory.
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- Part 1 of Janka Fics
- Part 1 of Solarflare-Verse
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12 Mar 2026
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Zanka throws the first punch, which by all rights should have got him kicked out of this random house party. Riyo invited him. Her first big girl party as an adult, out of high school now and just as stressed as he is, and she wants him to come along. It’s enough to get him here, even though he thinks he can feel the stares of his and Riyo’s former classmates digging into his skin. He hates half of these people, or did at some point. Enjin got a date last minute, Eishia had class, and Rudo allegedly just didn’t want to go. After weeks of telling Zanka he should get out more. Little hypocrite.
Pre-apocalypse/Modern Fantasy AU. Zanka agrees to drive Riyo to a party, gets into a fist fight, and everything seems to spiral into chaos from there.
But hey, at least he meets Jabber Wonger.
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- Part 1 of love and sadomasochism for beginners
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12 Mar 2026
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the other side of the door by writingbyraine (dontcallmeson)
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)
17 Mar 2026
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Zanka's first solo mission after hours goes well, until it doesn't.
Luckily, a kind woman takes him in. She just happens to be Jabber Wonger's mom.
(or - Zanka and Jabber run into each other outside of work and immediately fall in love.)
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10 Mar 2026
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It's not junk, it's treasure by guren666
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
18 Sep 2026
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Zanka is the surly antiquarian in a backwater small town where everyone knows everyone. One day a guy going simply by the name of Jabber visits his shop to sell him something, but he's coming on a bit too hard for Zanka's liking. Still, he buys from him because Jabber is cute, and he's intrigued by this charming, handsome guy. The fact that he brought him something incredibly rare to sell was just an added bonus to the blossoming attraction.
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09 Mar 2026
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He didn't intend to be a traitor. To have developed a routine of fighting, fucking, and fixing with the Raiders’ most unhinged weapon, the very man he had sworn to neutralize with whatever his mediocre staff can do to an immovable force.
It's an active operational security breach thrumming in his veins every time his heart stutters. He didn't know that he signed up for that through every single clash of metal on metal — and of lips on lips.
Now the captain and the boss know. So he's facing consequences.
And it's all biting him in the ass.
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08 Mar 2026
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07 Mar 2026
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Their lips meet, and it’s vicious. They’re not gentle or slow about it, they gnash at each other with bared teeth. Zack bites down on Cloud’s bottom lip hard enough to draw blood, swiping his tongue over the wound to soothe it. Cloud claws at his arms, pushing back against him, fighting to control the kiss. Zack doesn’t allow it. He takes Cloud by the wrists and pins his hands down by his hips.
They pull apart for a moment, just so he can whisper, “I don’t like you.”
“I don’t care.” Cloud spits back, chasing after Zack’s lips like a starved man.
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- Part 1 of the death of peace of mind
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07 Mar 2026