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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    If someone were to tell Draco one year ago that he’d be trying to consummate his relationship (note: sans marriage), he would have laughed in their face.

    If someone were to tell Draco a year ago that he’d be trying to consummate his relationship with Hermione Granger, of all people, Draco would have cursed them six ways from Sunday.

    If someone were to tell Draco at any point in time that he would be having difficulty consummating said relationship with said witch, he would have merely sunk into the Earth’s crust to disappear.
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    Draco Malfoy learns through trial and error how to navigate (see: consummate) his relationship with Hermione.

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    29 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    He’d always had a thing for strong witches. 

    It all started with his crush on Padma Patil in fourth year. A Ravenclaw, she’d been whip-smart, formidable in the skies as a Quidditch Beater, and positively gorgeous. But after his miserable attitude at the Yule Ball, Ron's chances with her were smashed into tiny bits. 

    Next was Hermione. Unapologetic, tenacious, and more intelligent than half their teachers, she was intimidating. Thank Merlin they started out as friends, and after their failed attempt at dating, were able to return to a platonic relationship.

    For months, he’d tried to deny his attraction to Pansy. On one hand, she was feisty, opinionated, nosy, and had a sharp tongue. On the other hand, she was fiercely loyal, smart, and so beautiful, she took his breath away.

    Realization had dawned on him, and he'd finally had to admit it to himself. 

    He was down bad for another strong witch.

    ***NOW COMPLETE***

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    10 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Why is it always you?

    or, that one time Pansy and Ron got stuck in an elevator

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    06 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Hermione Granger is having the worst year of her adult life. And she lived through a war. She's drowning at work, Ron has a new girlfriend (the bastard), and as Christmas nears the last thing she wants to do is handle awkward conversation with her parents, or the Weasleys. Her solution? A solo Christmas holiday in a remote Scottish cottage. Two weeks of peace, wine, reading, and Crookshanks.

    Draco Malfoy has spent years hiding from the world in Malfoy Manor nursing his guilt. His one escape? An annual two-week retreat to a cottage in the Scottish Highlands.

    Except this year when he arrives, Hermione Granger is already there.

    A booking mix-up. A snowstorm. One cottage. Two people who haven't spoken for a decade. Oh, and Crookshanks.

    This is going to be the longest Christmas of their lives.

    This is an advent calendar fic for December 2025. 24 glorious chapters, one chapter posted each day. Dive in, and enjoy!

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    28 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    Pansy Parkinson's got a great job at the DMLE and a huge crush on Harry Potter. When he asks her to help investigate a cold case, she's in for the ride of her life.

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    06 Nov 2025

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