kleptomaniiac
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hetslop couple gets into argument about furries weird codependent relationship with cannibalistic lesbian dominatrix (GONE WRONG!) by kleptomaniiac
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Sep 2026
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for my twitter moots that actually care abt my yumeship
staticbunny argues thats it thats the fic
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a whisper before sunrise, as the city awakens from an early morning zephyr, you stand between your husband's knees with a blade to his throat—just as he did to many before you. almost, but not quite the same;
and not in the way you think.
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in which you help vincent whittman shave his face <3
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22 Jul 2026
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Place for me to archive all my Hazbin related headcanon posts from my tumblr. Tone ranges from diabetes fluff to filthy sin.
BE AWARE that while these are mostly xReader content, I do discuss background/past relationships like StaticMoth, RadioStatic, Lucilith, Rosie's many dead husbands, etc.
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05 Jul 2026
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After having a bullshit day, you just want to watch a specific documentary from when you were alive. It's nowhere to be found.
Until Vox takes a look
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05 Jul 2026
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“i went to the feminine section for you, (name). alone. like, do you know how weird that must’ve looked to other people? seein’ a guy like me wander the aisle like a fool because there were too many wings and colours or whatever the fuck,” he fumes, storming over to his closet and yanking a drawer open to rummage for a fresh shirt. “a saleslady had to help me out.”
“and i got you at least three different types of pads,” he continues heatedly, flinging off his brown corduroy jacket and reaching back for the scruff of his t-shirt to yank it over his head. “hell, even those overnight ones you asked for, which don’t make fucking sense ‘cuz why would you need overnight pads right now, it’s three in the fucking afternoon-”
“for later, vincent.” your brow furrows as you screw your eyes shut, feeling a white-hot twinge stab up your abdomen. you double over, clawing at the side of your shirt with a pained noise. “fuck.”
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03 Jul 2026
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[insert tragic backstory] by crimsonseekers
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 May 2021
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stories, cut scenes, and alternate viewpoints from the "area cryptid upset no one bothered to inform him of his tragic backstory" universe
alternatively known as the really convoluted 'dabi has amnesia' au
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10 Jun 2026