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Paranormal Findings in the Pacific Northwest by xxtwilesbianxx (knockoffgoth)
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight
07 Sep 2021
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Bella is the new lesbian in town and Alice is just trying to get through her Junior year for the 1,567th time without exposing her family's secrets or strangling her angsty theater kid brother, Edward. Bella and Alice meet after Bella gets stuck with Edward as a lab partner in biology class and chaos ensues.
Dusk is a love letter to paranormal coming of age YA books, including supernatural romance and lot of cursed references to everything from classic high school lit to weirdly specific memories from 2011. This fic will eventually contain Jacob/Edward as a main pairing and past Alice/ Rosalie but blink and you'll miss it. Everyone is LGBT except for Emmet who is simply chillin and constantly surrounded by homosexuals. I'll be adding tags as I go. There will probably be darker themes and angst and possibly sexy content later on so keep an eye out for that!
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The Starks move to Pyke, a dead end summer town of fishers and men basking in their former glory. This is a big bad modern AU full of angst, courtesy of lame artsy poet Theon Greyjoy and his oblivious new friend who may or may not be sunshine incarnate.
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“Wow,” Ilya snickers. “Not even Golden Boy Hollander is safe from the pussy curse, huh?”
“Do not call it that.”
Ilya crosses his arms and looks at Shane like he’s being stupid. It’s a frustratingly familiar look. “It is a curse that gives a pussy. Pussy curse. It’s not that bad of curse, actually.”
Or; Someone commissions a witch to curse Shane with a vagina. It’s a flagrant violation of MLH rules, but Ilya’s always been good at making lemonade out of lemons.
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07 Jan 2026
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As rival jammers, they're rough, skating around the rink, giving bruises, bloody noses, broken ribs and snapped fingers-
But when the cops show up, Keith grabs his hand and yanks Lance into the storm drain.
And thats how they start dating.
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Bookmarked by cootykat (knockoffgoth)
29 Aug 2016
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Keith couldn't quite believe that there exists a human incapable of being woken up in the middle of the night. Turns out that human is Lance. Not only does Lance never wake up no matter what Keith does, he never notices anything wrong the mornings after.
What started off as a venture in curiosity soon devolved into a series of depraved, nightly sex with Lance. Keith can't seem to stop himself. This has been going on for weeks. Lance still doesn't know.
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Bookmarked by cootykat (knockoffgoth)
23 Jun 2023
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When I need to I close my eyes (I can almost see the sky) by Yukichouji
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017), Archie Comics & Related Fandoms
27 Mar 2020
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He rushes out of the office, followed by Mr. Phillips, to see what the Hell is going on now. In the few seconds Jughead has to take in the scene, he catches bits and pieces of the chaos that has broken loose. The hallway is swarming with cops, mayor McCoy standing at one end of the hallway, looking on like a huge carrion crow, self-righteousness written all over her features and displayed proudly. Lockers are being torn open and searched and all around him teens are being manhandled into cuffs, most of them Serpents.
There’s the flash of a familiar mop of bright red hair at the other end of the hallway, Archie’s face panicked and his eyes wide as he searches the crowd. The exact moment that Archie’s gaze finds Jughead, Jughead’s world tilts and Archie spins out of his line of sight as a rough set of hands grabs his shoulders, spins him around and shoves him into the lockers hard. His face thuds dully against the corroded metal and for a second, he sees stars dance across his vision.
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The one where Archie is just the tiniest bit too late and Jughead gets arrested and goes to Leopold and Loeb with the rest of the teen Serpents. It's not a smooth ride for him.
Bookmarked by cootykat (knockoffgoth)
01 Apr 2023
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Modern AU:
Joey Wheeler is making a new life for himself after moving away from his father, grooming dogs for his previously estranged sister's mobile grooming business. Seto has three white standard poodles. Meanwhile, Joey's roommate and new friend, Yugi, is gaining recognition as a drag magician in a competitive field. Love and magic and trust and healing may ensue.
Bookmarked by cootykat (knockoffgoth)
01 Mar 2023