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    blow their hay loft bedheads straight off by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    09 Sep 2019

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    Like a handful of breaded chicken tenders being tossed into hot oil, Bro deposits you onto your bed and is out of your Egbertless room within less than ten seconds.

    Holy shit what just happened. You feel like Juliet. Are you Juliet?? You thought John was Juliet. You thought you were Romeo, gonna get a high-five from Bro AKA whateverthefuck Romeo's dad's name was you've never read it so who cares, while you went to pry the bars off Juliet's window, rescuing him from his overprotective dad.

     

     

    (In a move that surprises everybody involved, it's not John's dad that the two young lovers have to be worried about. It's Dave's.)

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