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Berkshire isn’t too far a drive from London, an hour and change, and Oscar’s glad that the gravel isn’t too rough on the road beneath him. It’s almost enough to distract himself from the whirlpool of recipes and temperatures and timings he’s been trying to memorise ever since he got the phone call from a producer at the BBC telling him:
Congratulations, you’ve made it through the final stage of auditions and we’d love to invite you to be a contestant on the newest season of The Great British Bake Off!
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Max collapses back against his chair, looking entirely too pleased with himself for Lando’s liking. “Jenson would probably be up for it, you know.”
Lando sputters. “What?”
“You know.” Max says, wagging his finger towards the bar and back at Lando. “You and Oscar.”
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- Part 3 of full throttle
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“What-“ Jenson starts, confused, and Lando lets him tip his jaw upwards, lips parted. He coaxes his tongue out, so the piercing is visible against where the pad of his thumb brushes against his tongue.
Lando feels a sense of glee as he watches Jenson joining the dots together, his frown dissipating from his face and a strike of lust settling in. “Surprise?”
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“It’s not funny.”
Jenson laughs, wiping a hand over his face. “It’s kind of funny.” He grins. “I’ve never seen anyone react like that before. Surely that’s something you’ve heard of before? Plenty of people get genital piercings.”Lando huffs, and rolls his eyes, because—yeah, he knows people do that. He just wasn’t expecting to look at a book full of dicks at 11am on a Tuesday, sat in a room with one of the hottest men he’s ever seen.
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“I can’t believe this keeps happening.” Lando says, once Oscar’s sat back against the headboard. “I’ve never even had one sex injury before, and now we’re on the third.”
Oscar smiles gravely. “We’ll get it right next time.” He says.
“I’m a little scared of what else we could injure next time.” Lando mumbles.
“Don’t be.” Oscar says. “I’m kind of determined to get it right, now. Against all the odds and shit.”
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4 times Lando and Oscar tried to get down to business and got it wrong + 1 time they got it right
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It’s getting insufferable.
They’ve been inseparable since 2014 — best friends, almost brothers.
Then McLaren happened.
First Lando. Then Oscar.
A dream, at first.
Until they became too good.
Good enough to turn it into something else.
Something that will cost them each other.
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25 Apr 2026
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"I'm saying," Oscar replied smoothly, not leaning back, "that you're a very loud addition to a very quiet sport."
Oscar Piastri is the Golden Boy of Tennis — calm, focused, and fiercely protective of his perfectly quiet life.
Lando Norris is a Formula 1 World Champion — chaotic, loud, and constantly living under the blinding lights of the paparazzi.When a chance encounter in Melbourne sparks an unlikely friendship, Lando decides the Prince of the Court needs a little chaos in his life. From the red clay of Paris to the deafening roar of the Silverstone paddock, keeping their distance quickly becomes the hardest game either of them has ever played.
Especially when the whole world is watching.
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24 Apr 2026
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“Make sure you ask him for his number at the end of this.”
Or, Oscar and McLaren visit the primary school where Lando teaches.
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19 Apr 2026
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MaxF: Mate i think danny ric has a crush on u
MaxF: u better not me cheating on me w him lol
Lando frowns just as Jon tells him to turn over so he can do a quad stretch. He takes his phone in both his hands and holds it over his face, squinting against the too-bright light of both his screen and the white LED that fills his driver’s room.
LN: Watr u on about mate
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16 Mar 2026
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Zak folded his hands and leaned back. “We can’t promise you number one. But we can guarantee it’s not a number two seat.”
“Besides,” he added, his voice taking on a lighter tone again, “I know you and Lando hit it off. You’re good friends. You’d make great teammates.”
Or… in 2017 Christian Horner spotted Oscar Piastri when he was competing for British F4 and signed him for the Red Bull Junior Program the year after. Seven years later Oscar was stuck in Red Bull’s second seat purgatory while Max Verstappen dominated. Then came the offer.
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04 Mar 2026