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    21 Jul 2026

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    Luca: i fucked up
    Luca: i told ilya he was hot
    Luca: i showed him my fanart
    Luca: i SENT him my fanart

    G: LMAFOOOOOO
    G: literally why would you do that omg 💀

    Luca: I WAS DRUNK

    Or, 5 Times Luca almost revealed his Tumblr past and 1 time the Cens found out

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    08 Jul 2026

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    “Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”

    A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”

    “I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.

    In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.

    …At least, not yet.
     
    (AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)

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    06 Jul 2026

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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Puck! I’m Falling For You!”, is an award winning romantic comedy game set right at the start of the 2016-2017 MLH Regular Season. Step into the shoes of a fresh-faced assistant coach in a world of inter-franchise politicking and help your team become Stanley Cup Champions!

    Customize your character, help draft plays and formations, and try not to rock the boat too much(!) as you shoot right for the cup and straight into the arms of your future hockey-babe!

    Tags: Dating Sim, Choices Matter, Nudity

    Other Relevant Tags: Sports, Singleplayer, Strategy, Romance, Indie, LGBTQ+

    or: NPC Shane bugs out, contemplates his identity and what he thinks he deserves, realises he’s in love with Ilya Rozanov, attempts to untangle a decade of shame and saving face, and takes the long way around in achieving his happily ever after

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    30 Jun 2026